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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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I'd take Guys & dolls anyday!
(I was in a version of it) Strippers never get their cocks out. Oh! I guess they might do in Aus! Please tell?!
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Bitchy Little Brat
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Queensland, Australia
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Cocks do come out over here.
I have the best of both worlds now though, Guys and Dolls, then there will be a hot, horny dude waiting for me in my hotel room. ![]() |
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
Posts: 13,136
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the PERFECT hotdog buns
All I wanted was one package of brown 'n serve rolls. But standing in my way was a lady determined to find that perfect package of hotdog buns out of the whole display of identical packages of hotdog buns.
Is this it? No... What about this one? Or this one? Or this one? Or this one? Oh, wait, this is is pretty good...oh, no nevermind. Now THIS one! No, no, this one is all wrong. Maybe this one, or this one, or this one. Have I tried these back here, all the way in the back? I'll just pull 5 or 10 of these out. No, no, no, these are all wrong. Have I looked at this one yet? Oh... hold on... this one is pretty great. I think...yes. This is it! Except...no. No it isn't. This one is total shit. I already looked at this one I think. But what about this one? Or this one? Or this one? Or this one?
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#469 |
polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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I know a guy with schizophrenia who used to do that with bread.
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
Join Date: Nov 2007
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lol @ Flint - I was getting paper products and the lady in front of me did the same thing with paper plates... PAPER PLATES for goodness sakes - Maybe I should have posted this in the good deeds thread - cuz nut choking her into submission was mine for the day.
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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OK, I'll take your paper plates and raise you a "leave your cart in the middle of the aisle while you wander around looking at 567 identical packages of Kraft American Cheese" and a "I need to be on my cell phone the entire time I perform all the above tricks."
Seriously, what do they talk about? Caller: Hey whaddya doin'? Callee: Nothing, whatchoo doin'? Caller: I'm at the grocery store Callee: Yeah? Caller: Yeah Callee: what are ya buyin'? Caller: some milk, some eggs, maybe a frozen pizza Callee: really? Caller: yeah Callee: cool Caller: yeah Sheesh.
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
Join Date: Nov 2007
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lol - thats sounds like my sons when they are with me. The wanna be doing ANYTHING other than what I have them doing.
aside* I took them offshore fishing.... no cell service all day ..... Ahhh the silence was deafening and absolutely wonderful at the same time.
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 21,206
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Did they experience withdrawal?
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
Join Date: Nov 2007
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Bigtime! - on the way in they were both anxiously waiting for their service to return. Very comical to the adults on-board.
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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Sheesh!
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 21,206
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![]() I think you win the pot on this one!
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 20,012
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Middle-aged man dressed in business casual clothes: "Okay, what is it called again? No, it's not here. Yes, I'm on the right aisle. Yes, I'm sure. I'm really not seeing it. I think they're out of it. Right, a blue package, yellow lettering... there's nothing like that here. *sigh* Fine, I'll go find an employee and ask them..." |
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#478 |
Only looks like a disaster tourist
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: above 7,000 feet
Posts: 7,208
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I was in the bathroom at work one day and there was a guy in the stall talking on his cell phone. When I walked out I turned off the light. I figure he can talk just as well in the dark.
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#479 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 21,206
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I find that freakishly weird.
"Whatcha doin'?" "poopin'" "cool, man"
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Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
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