Be a post whore! - Page 32

Cicero · 10-23-2007, 12:56 PM

I heard there was some whoreing going on in here, and no one invited me....

Again!!!

I may not be the most obvious choice for such an event, but it's incredible how many people utterly fail to mention it......

monster · 10-23-2007, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LabRat

for someone who seems to hate weeds so much, this appears a little like fertilizer to my untrained eye...

BigV · 10-23-2007, 05:28 PM

more like a little... potted plant.

in ONE place.

appropriately named.

Not spread out over the whole damn lawn.

One dandelion is pretty. A field of them is... still pretty. But a front yard of them drives down the property value.

Cloud · 10-23-2007, 09:10 PM

Geek Heirarchy: ("consider themselves less geeky than):

http://www.brunching.com/images/geekchart.pdf

freshnesschronic · 10-23-2007, 10:24 PM

WARNING! YOU MUST HAVE A STRONG STOMACH TO READ THIS!

Holy crap, so my roommates showed me "meatspin" and "two girls and one cup".

Grossest things I've ever seen.
I was like WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK.

Sorry for my vulgarity, but those videos are seriously messed up. I don't even know why I'm posting this other than my mind has been blown.
Beware, if you decide to google it. Seriously. Caution.

P.S. Only if you've seen the infamous tubgirl, will you have knowledge of what these might be.

ZenGum · 10-23-2007, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

update:

z:
1000 - 368 = 632 posts to go
632 / 18.2 = 34 days

c:
1000 - 846 = 154 posts to go
154 / 2.3 = 66 days

Tick tock people!

Bah, statistics.
In the last few weeks, Cicero has been posting at WAY more than 2.3 per day. She must have been through a very long period of slow posting, a while ago.

Since 12th October (12 days) she has gone from 737 to 846 = 109 posts = 9 per day = 17 days to 1,000 AT CURRENT RATE.

I too have stepped it up, going from 124 to 368 at 20 PPD in the same period, but this still leaves me (a) 31 days from 1,000 and (b) desperately in need of a life.

I am gaining by 11 Posts per day, so at current rates I should draw level with Cicero in 43 days, say, the first few days of December, and with our tallies at around 1,200 to 1,250 - if I can keep this rate up.

Cicero, we should found a brothel.

Razzmatazz13 · 10-24-2007, 04:03 AM

Alright...I really need more friends in my time zone...this is getting ridiculous....

Aliantha · 10-24-2007, 04:06 AM

What's wrong with the friends who aren't in your time zone?

Razzmatazz13 · 10-25-2007, 02:45 PM

Ah...er....nothing....

but 5-7am is a little late for a bedtime really....and that's the time (for me) both of these messages were posted

Dingleschmutz · 10-26-2007, 11:35 AM

I am not my post count

ZenGum · 10-26-2007, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dingleschmutz

I am not my post count

1. Hypocrite!

2. You will be, my friend, you will be .... bwahahahahahah

Sundae · 10-26-2007, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freshnesschronic

Holy crap, so my roommates showed me "meatspin" and "two girls and one cup".

Grossest things I've ever seen.

Edited - I asked for a clue as to what they were, then remembered I am no longer at work (!) so accessed Urban Dictionary.
Meatspin would probably just make me laugh, but I wouldn't make it through 5 seconds of Two Girls One Cup - it contains the things that disturb and disgust me on a visceral level.

Cicero · 10-26-2007, 12:06 PM

Welcome Dingle!!! I like your photo...you look like you are trying to grab change from behind your ear.

I keep trying and it doesn't work for me...

Zen.....he doesn't think he's made up of his post count at his core. Ha ha ahahahahaa!

120 Zen...120...

ZenGum · 10-26-2007, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero

120 Zen...120...

Yah, with a 700+ head start!!!
I am all for choosing your battles, but this is just a sport. To win without difficulty is to triumph without glory. Why don't you play it really safe and challenge Dingle to a race to 900?

PS: 19.92 posts per day. In your face, Mrs. 2.37!

EDIT: 2.34 am, 27th October 2007. Posts per day = 20.00 . Nyah nyah nya-nyah nyahhh!

Cicero · 10-26-2007, 12:22 PM

You should watch me play pool sometime...
(my poor dear husband)

He doesn't know that I have a crush on you.

And that I stalk you on the cellar.

10-23-2007, 12:56 PM	#466
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	I heard there was some whoreing going on in here, and no one invited me.... Again!!! I may not be the most obvious choice for such an event, but it's incredible how many people utterly fail to mention it...... __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

10-23-2007, 05:28 PM	#468
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	more like a little... potted plant. in ONE place. appropriately named. Not spread out over the whole damn lawn. One dandelion is pretty. A field of them is... still pretty. But a front yard of them drives down the property value. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-23-2007, 09:10 PM	#469
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	Geek Heirarchy: ("consider themselves less geeky than): http://www.brunching.com/images/geekchart.pdf __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

10-23-2007, 10:24 PM	#470
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	WARNING! YOU MUST HAVE A STRONG STOMACH TO READ THIS! Holy crap, so my roommates showed me "meatspin" and "two girls and one cup". Grossest things I've ever seen. I was like WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK. Sorry for my vulgarity, but those videos are seriously messed up. I don't even know why I'm posting this other than my mind has been blown. Beware, if you decide to google it. Seriously. Caution. P.S. Only if you've seen the infamous tubgirl, will you have knowledge of what these might be. Last edited by freshnesschronic; 10-23-2007 at 10:37 PM. Reason: omg need to warn peeps more

10-24-2007, 04:03 AM	#472
Razzmatazz13 Vicariously, I live... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,221	Alright...I really need more friends in my time zone...this is getting ridiculous.... __________________ I have some people I need to have smoted. ~ SteveDallas

10-24-2007, 04:06 AM	#473
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	What's wrong with the friends who aren't in your time zone? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-25-2007, 02:45 PM	#474
Razzmatazz13 Vicariously, I live... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,221	Ah...er....nothing.... but 5-7am is a little late for a bedtime really....and that's the time (for me) both of these messages were posted __________________ I have some people I need to have smoted. ~ SteveDallas

10-26-2007, 11:35 AM	#475
Dingleschmutz is not a palindrome... Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Des Moines Posts: 341	I am not my post count

10-26-2007, 12:06 PM	#478
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Welcome Dingle!!! I like your photo...you look like you are trying to grab change from behind your ear. I keep trying and it doesn't work for me... Zen.....he doesn't think he's made up of his post count at his core. Ha ha ahahahahaa! 120 Zen...120... __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

10-26-2007, 12:22 PM	#480
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	You should watch me play pool sometime... (my poor dear husband) He doesn't know that I have a crush on you. And that I stalk you on the cellar. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

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