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footfootfoot · 10-08-2012, 07:03 AM

It's only a very short hop to those virtual reality sex get-ups.

infinite monkey · 10-11-2012, 02:44 PM

Fart pads.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-mo...rn-inventions/

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In point of fact, they are not effective, as numerous reviews state. Maybe some of the dark wind blows through the filter and is neutralized, but like the dreary mist bringing forth horrors in that Stephen King movie, so too do your butt yawns tend to spread and encompass a vast swath of real estate. The only real way this idea could work would be if, instead of making it a pad for your underwear, it was more like a cigarette filter for your ass and you applied it directly to the hole, like some kind of deranged monocle right there at ground zero where nothing can escape, just looking out and getting fogged up every so often. But of course that's hardly practical and would likely require much more dexterous sphincter muscles than many of us have managed to develop.

Gravdigr · 10-12-2012, 02:08 PM

I thought that was going to be more of a 'shart'-pad situation...

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Rules for life over 50

1. Never waste an erection.

2. Never trust a fart.

Gravdigr · 10-21-2012, 04:03 PM

You gotta be shitting me...

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ZenGum · 10-21-2012, 05:54 PM

Pregnant babby's babby can has babby too?

WTF? That is NOT how it works. WTFFF?

Gravdigr · 10-23-2012, 02:35 PM

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Glinda · 01-26-2013, 02:28 PM

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Ghost turds? Please.

I had a roommate years ago who called those little things Lesters and Leroys, and that's what I've called them ever since. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE.

Also, this

is a cheese straightener because it makes little straight bits of cheese. Just FYI.

Gravdigr · 01-27-2013, 02:49 PM

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...called those little things Lesters and Leroys, and that's what I've called them ever since. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE.

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Glinda · 01-28-2013, 02:04 PM

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HEE!! You caught me!

I was one of the original Straight Dopers on AOL. When the message board was dumped by AOL and went directly onto the web, many of us migrated to Fathom (a board started by one of the original gang).

It's been SO long since I posted there. May have to go back and see what's going on.

footfootfoot · 01-27-2013, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Glinda

Also, this

is a cheese straightener because it makes little straight bits of cheese. Just FYI.

True. I have the exact cheese straightener. I bought it because it said Cheese grater, but after putting the cheese through it the cheese was only OK, but not especially grate at all.

busterb · 10-23-2012, 08:14 PM

Sony crap that worls

Gravdigr · 11-07-2012, 11:33 AM

infinite monkey · 11-07-2012, 11:39 AM

WTF?

Barfola.

Gravdigr · 01-01-2013, 05:39 PM

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Gravdigr · 01-26-2013, 01:48 PM

Sounds legit...

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10-08-2012, 07:03 AM	#1
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10-21-2012, 04:03 PM	#4
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10-21-2012, 05:54 PM	#5
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10-23-2012, 02:35 PM	#6
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10-23-2012, 08:14 PM	#11
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11-07-2012, 11:33 AM	#12
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11-07-2012, 11:39 AM	#13
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	WTF? Barfola.

01-01-2013, 05:39 PM	#14
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01-26-2013, 01:48 PM	#15
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Sounds legit... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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