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04-18-2013, 08:55 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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this has been making me laugh for a while now.
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04-18-2013, 10:47 PM
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a beautiful fool
Join Date: Sep 2010
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Afterwards sadly speechless disbelieving bereft descriptive.
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04-24-2013, 01:58 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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04-28-2013, 06:46 PM
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is a beach
Join Date: Apr 2013
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04-28-2013, 10:40 PM
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Doctor Wtf
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Apparently, 3.14 % of sailors are pi-rates.
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04-28-2013, 11:50 PM
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Graduation announcement...
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05-05-2013, 03:58 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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Welcome to Life.
SLAP!
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05-05-2013, 08:53 PM
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Doctor Wtf
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So I went to the zoo and visited the Orang Utan. I gave him copies of the Origin of Species and the Bible. Now he's trying to figure out if he is his brother's keeper or his keeper's brother.
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05-05-2013, 11:18 PM
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The future is unwritten
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05-06-2013, 01:55 AM
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The future is unwritten
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The bad and ugly king had a beautiful girl as a captive.
Though her beauty shone like a thousand moons, the dress she was forced to wear was very unbecoming. She waited day and night, looking out with hope out the dungeon window, searching for the knight who would free her. However, every knight was scared away by her dress, which, as I've said before, was very ugly. She was crying in hopelessness when the evil king jeered, "See, I told you no knight would rescue a damsel in dis dress!"
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05-06-2013, 02:03 AM
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The future is unwritten
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The bad and ugly king had a beautiful girl as a captive.
Though her beauty shone like a thousand moons, the dress she was forced to wear was very unbecoming. She waited day and night, looking out with hope out the dungeon window, searching for the knight who would free her. However, every knight was scared away by her dress, which, as I've said before, was very ugly. She was crying in hopelessness when the evil king jeered, "See, I told you no knight would rescue a damsel in dis dress!"
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05-06-2013, 02:05 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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I liked it better the first time.
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05-06-2013, 09:11 AM
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The future is unwritten
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The fucker hung, so I opened another window, went to another site, came back 8 minutes later and it was still hung so I hit submit again. Didn't notice it posted twice, but I'll bet if I hadn't hit submit the second time it never would have posted. This happens frequently around 2AM, probably the server updating or something.
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05-06-2013, 10:20 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods
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Come on, xoB, admit it.
You're just FT3's straight man. |
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05-06-2013, 12:42 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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We're both straight. We're just good friends.
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