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Pete Zicato · 02-05-2013, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

You guys can find the remains of a dude who died in 1485 and us Merkins can't figure out where the fuck Jimmy Hoffa went!

Well. In our defense, they had 600 years to look. By that scale, Jimmy Hoffa just stepped out.

infinite monkey · 02-05-2013, 03:55 PM

I like the way you think outside the box, Pete.

DanaC · 02-05-2013, 04:13 PM

And we never did find Lord Lucan.

Pete Zicato · 02-05-2013, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

And we never did find Lord Lucan.

Where were you when you saw him last?

DanaC · 02-05-2013, 05:10 PM

IKEA

Lamplighter · 02-05-2013, 05:13 PM

People should learn to always put things in the same place each time
... keys, glasses, cups, coats, umbrellas, crooks, princes, lords

DanaC · 02-05-2013, 05:14 PM

It's hard to keep lords in one place, they do leap about so.

Pete Zicato · 02-05-2013, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamplighter

People should learn to always put things in the same place each time
... keys, glasses, cups, coats, umbrellas, crooks, princes, lords

It's a life skill.

Pete Zicato · 02-05-2013, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

It's hard to keep lords in one place, they do leap about so.

I thought that was only at Christmas?

ZenGum · 02-05-2013, 05:56 PM

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infinite monkey · 02-06-2013, 07:43 AM

I didn't know who Lord Lucan was until I googled him, but you all had me cracking up. IKEA. *snicker*

monster · 02-06-2013, 08:11 AM

King Dick deffo needs a thread of his own....

footfootfoot · 02-06-2013, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

I didn't know who Lord Lucan was until I googled him, but you all had me cracking up. IKEA. *snicker*

That was an excellent DanaC joke. I had to google it also.

footfootfoot · 02-17-2013, 10:36 AM

I went to a party last night. I've been isolating myself pretty much for the past few months so I thought I better get out and have a change of scenery.

Had a few beers, not enough food (this was a problem) Then some folks went outside to have a small smoke and I joined them. Maybe for the first time in 10 years? Went back to the party, a few more beers, the next thing I knew I was going outside for some air and couldn't even stand up. I had a little lie down in the snow for about 10 minutes then managed to get back into the house. I moved everyone's guitars and mandolins off the couch and fell asleep.

I didn't drink that many beers, all told and they were over the course of hours, I didn't even feel the smoke. My best guess is that where it says on the Buproprion bottle "Do Not Use Alcohol" they actually mean it. I don't feel hungover at all, but I was profoundly and surprisingly incapacitated last night.

And somehow I bit the living shit out of the side of my tongue.

Nirvana · 02-17-2013, 11:38 AM

That is what is meant by :buzzkill:

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02-06-2013, 08:11 AM	#4887
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02-17-2013, 10:36 AM	#4889
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I went to a party last night. I've been isolating myself pretty much for the past few months so I thought I better get out and have a change of scenery. Had a few beers, not enough food (this was a problem) Then some folks went outside to have a small smoke and I joined them. Maybe for the first time in 10 years? Went back to the party, a few more beers, the next thing I knew I was going outside for some air and couldn't even stand up. I had a little lie down in the snow for about 10 minutes then managed to get back into the house. I moved everyone's guitars and mandolins off the couch and fell asleep. I didn't drink that many beers, all told and they were over the course of hours, I didn't even feel the smoke. My best guess is that where it says on the Buproprion bottle "Do Not Use Alcohol" they actually mean it. I don't feel hungover at all, but I was profoundly and surprisingly incapacitated last night. And somehow I bit the living shit out of the side of my tongue. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

02-17-2013, 11:38 AM	#4890
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	That is what is meant by :buzzkill: __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

02-05-2013, 03:55 PM	#4877
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I like the way you think outside the box, Pete.

02-05-2013, 05:13 PM	#4881
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	People should learn to always put things in the same place each time ... keys, glasses, cups, coats, umbrellas, crooks, princes, lords

02-06-2013, 07:43 AM	#4886
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I didn't know who Lord Lucan was until I googled him, but you all had me cracking up. IKEA. snicker

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