Be the last person to kill this thread - Page 33

Shawnee123 · 02-25-2011, 11:31 AM

This thread wears underwear under its swimsuit.

monster · 02-25-2011, 12:57 PM

This thread is Teh Flint

toranokaze · 02-25-2011, 10:48 PM

in like flint?

Spexxvet · 03-02-2011, 06:51 PM

My goal to be the last one to kill this thread is the only reason I have to live.

Gravdigr · 03-06-2011, 01:58 AM

I have bitch-slapped this thread. I have beaten it into a stupor with a stolen, shit-covered stick. I have ripped out it's tongue with a pair of Channel-Lock pliers, and shat down it's throat. I have gouged both eyeballs out of it's head with a spork, and skull-fucked one socket, and filled the other with skunk piss and sewed it shut. Then I introduced a small, starving Ethiopian child into it's rectum, armed with a bottle of of ketchup and a Swiss Army knife.

But, I don't know, I. Just. Don't. Know.

limey · 03-06-2011, 11:23 AM

Then you put it in a dumpster, and when someone looked in the next morning, it jumped out and licked their face?

Spexxvet · 03-06-2011, 11:39 AM

I've tickled its ass with a feather. I know.... I know.

sexobon · 03-18-2011, 11:39 AM

This thread may have supernatural powers. I heard that following an untoward comment about its apparel, the user who posted it was turned into a monkey!

lookout123 · 03-18-2011, 11:43 AM

This thread is Chuck Norris's kryptonite.

infinite monkey · 03-18-2011, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon

This thread may have supernatural powers. I heard that following an untoward comment about its apparel, the user who posted it was turned into a monkey!

Hey, yeah!

This thread is on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you post in it once, you die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. This thread has tiger blood, man.

monster · 03-23-2011, 10:26 PM

bi-threading

Gravdigr · 03-24-2011, 01:25 PM

This thread needs an enema.

infinite monkey · 03-24-2011, 01:26 PM

With threads like this, who needs enemas?

(Oh wait, that's the Word Ass thread of which I speak.)

monster · 03-24-2011, 03:56 PM

This thread needs to get crossed with an incestuous polar bear

infinite monkey · 03-24-2011, 03:57 PM

Uncontacted indigenous people are throwing spears at this thread.

02-25-2011, 11:31 AM	#481
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	This thread wears underwear under its swimsuit. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

02-25-2011, 12:57 PM	#482
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	This thread is Teh Flint __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-25-2011, 10:48 PM	#483
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	in like flint? __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

03-02-2011, 06:51 PM	#484
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	My goal to be the last one to kill this thread is the only reason I have to live. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

03-06-2011, 01:58 AM	#485
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I have bitch-slapped this thread. I have beaten it into a stupor with a stolen, shit-covered stick. I have ripped out it's tongue with a pair of Channel-Lock pliers, and shat down it's throat. I have gouged both eyeballs out of it's head with a spork, and skull-fucked one socket, and filled the other with skunk piss and sewed it shut. Then I introduced a small, starving Ethiopian child into it's rectum, armed with a bottle of of ketchup and a Swiss Army knife. But, I don't know, I. Just. Don't. Know. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-06-2011, 11:23 AM	#486
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	Then you put it in a dumpster, and when someone looked in the next morning, it jumped out and licked their face? __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

03-06-2011, 11:39 AM	#487
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	I've tickled its ass with a feather. I know.... I know. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

03-18-2011, 11:39 AM	#488
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	This thread may have supernatural powers. I heard that following an untoward comment about its apparel, the user who posted it was turned into a monkey!

03-18-2011, 11:43 AM	#489
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	This thread is Chuck Norris's kryptonite. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

03-23-2011, 10:26 PM	#491
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	bi-threading __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-24-2011, 01:25 PM	#492
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	This thread needs an enema. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-24-2011, 01:26 PM	#493
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	With threads like this, who needs enemas? (Oh wait, that's the Word Ass thread of which I speak.)

03-24-2011, 03:56 PM	#494
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	This thread needs to get crossed with an incestuous polar bear __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-24-2011, 03:57 PM	#495
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Uncontacted indigenous people are throwing spears at this thread.

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