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Old 05-08-2014, 03:58 PM   #5071
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what did the papa buffalo say to his son as he left for college?































































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Old 05-09-2014, 11:11 PM   #5072
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A Canadian guy, an American guy, a Japanese guy, and a Middle Eastern guy walk into a bar. They all have a couple of beers, and get to bragging:

The American guy boasts, "I'm so lucky, I have 4 beautiful children, one more and I would have a basketball team."

Not to be outdone, the Canadian guy retorts, "I am luckier than you, I have 5 gifted children, one more and I could form a hockey team."

So, the Japanese guy chimes in with, "Well, I surely have both of you topped. I have 8 children. Just one more and I would have a baseball team."

Pausing, briefly, the Middle Eastern guy replies, "Well, I am betting I have all you fools beat. My harem houses 17 wives, one more and I would have a golf course!".
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Old 05-20-2014, 04:28 PM   #5073
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Old 05-23-2014, 05:49 PM   #5074
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That's all I have to say about that.
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Old 05-23-2014, 05:55 PM   #5075
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That joke took a while to click with me :p
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Old 05-24-2014, 03:59 PM   #5076
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The one about Houston, happened to me. lol...

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Old 05-24-2014, 05:25 PM   #5077
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Old 05-24-2014, 06:05 PM   #5078
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Of course you measure distance in hours! But it's important to remember that we mean hours at 80+ mph.
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Old 05-26-2014, 12:53 AM   #5079
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So, the distance from Houston to Dallas is 4 hours. My sister once went there and I asked when did she arrive? She mentioned something like 4 1/2 hours or so more. I said I thought it's only 4 hours to get to Dallas. She replied the lady she went with drove slow.
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Old 05-26-2014, 01:11 PM   #5080
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Old 05-26-2014, 01:15 PM   #5081
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Old 05-30-2014, 09:27 AM   #5082
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Old 05-30-2014, 05:51 PM   #5083
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I read the monkey's writing in James Earl Jones' voice.

Perhaps John Gielgud.
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Old 06-01-2014, 02:13 PM   #5084
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Old 06-01-2014, 03:11 PM   #5085
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