Today I Learned - Page 34

glatt · 12-17-2017, 07:20 PM

Does it wake you up?

And that was a BS call. They changed the outcome of the game with that call.

Griff · 12-17-2017, 08:16 PM

No because we don't wind that f*cker!

Pete can't sleep with it going.

Gravdigr · 12-18-2017, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff

No because we don't wind that f*cker!

I don't even like clocks that tick and tock.

Gravdigr · 12-18-2017, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff

Today I learned the NFL will take points off the board to protect the Patriots.

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Originally Posted by glatt

And that was a BS call.

My best friend is a Patriots man. He damn near wept with joy.

Gravdigr · 01-10-2018, 01:13 PM

Today I learned that the band Golden Earring took their name from an instrumental by British band The Hunters, "Golden Earrings".

xoxoxoBruce · 01-11-2018, 12:07 PM

Watching the PA Farm Show Fleece to Shawl competition in which is teams take fleece and card, spin, and weave it into a shawl in a set time limit, I didn't care for the winner. Now they judge on uniform dimensions, knots, and the three spinners of each team a producing the same size yarn, etc. But I didn't like the looks of the winner. The crowd vindicated my taste at the auction.
#1 brought $675
#2 brought $900
#3 brought $900
#4 brought $750
#5 the asshole announcer was taking over the auctioneer.
#6 brought $725

Gravdigr · 01-11-2018, 01:05 PM

Today I learned, again, that some days, it just isn't worth betting out of bed.

"Good Morning, World! And isn't it a lovely morning?"

"Fuck you! You get nothing but shit today!" Slap!

Gravdigr · 01-11-2018, 01:08 PM

FukkitI'mdrinking. I just needed an excuse, anyway.

"Fuck you, Day."

"Yebbut, fuck you first."

Aaaand I'm sizzlin'.

fargon · 01-11-2018, 01:12 PM

You need a bowl.

Gravdigr · 01-11-2018, 02:48 PM

Yebbut, I wanted a bottle!

I now know this day is a conspiracy.

The ƒucking liquor store is closed.

The ƒucking liquor store is closed.

Why is the ƒucking liquor store closed?!

No! I don't like the other liquor store, and I don't like the shithead that owns it, either. So, it looks like Ima drive to the next damn town or Ima be dry today.

Aaaaaaand I'm sizzlin'.

Although it's becoming comical as to just how wrong today can go. I guess we'll see. Not much choice, is there?

xoxoxoBruce · 01-27-2018, 03:28 PM

If I go to the Aston Burger King and order a chicken sandwich, fish sandwich, fries, and onion rings it's $14.88. But at the Brookhaven Burger King a couple miles away the same order is $3 cheaper.

Gravdigr · 01-27-2018, 03:55 PM

Today I Learned about the 1976 Chowchilla Kidnapping, in which 26 school children and their bus driver were kidnapped from Chowchilla, CA, and held in a quarry in an underground moving van after being driven around in two vans for 11 hours. After several hours, the bus driver and several of the children escaped and found a quarry security guard, who called police.

Most interesting to me, was the observed impact of the event on the children:

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A study found that the kidnapped children suffered from panic attacks, nightmares involving kidnappings and death, and personality changes. Many developed fears of such things as "cars, the dark, the wind, the kitchen, mice, dogs and hippies,"[18] and one shot a Japanese tourist with a BB gun when the tourist's car broke down in front of his home.[19] Many of the children continued to report symptoms of trauma at least 25 years after the kidnapping, including substance abuse and depression, and a number have been imprisoned for "doing something controlling to somebody else."

Undertoad · 01-27-2018, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

If I go to the Aston Burger King and order a chicken sandwich, fish sandwich, fries, and onion rings it's $14.88. But at the Brookhaven Burger King a couple miles away the same order is $3 cheaper.

I got a Bacon King at the Spring City Burger King today. It was over $8! Just the one sammich!

I was desperate, but still.

(When looking for rentals, our rule in Brookhaven is, we are not going to live anywhere south of the Giant.)

xoxoxoBruce · 01-27-2018, 05:37 PM

That doesn't leave very much. You do realize Edgemont runs NW to SE.

Undertoad · 01-27-2018, 06:13 PM

There are some fine neighborhoods back there. It's just hard to know where to stop. The transition to hood is really ambiguous on that road.

(Also my commute gets worse as home moves too far south)

12-17-2017, 08:16 PM	#497
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	No because we don't wind that f*cker! Pete can't sleep with it going. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

01-10-2018, 01:13 PM	#500
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Today I learned that the band Golden Earring took their name from an instrumental by British band The Hunters, "Golden Earrings". __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-11-2018, 12:07 PM	#501
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Watching the PA Farm Show Fleece to Shawl competition in which is teams take fleece and card, spin, and weave it into a shawl in a set time limit, I didn't care for the winner. Now they judge on uniform dimensions, knots, and the three spinners of each team a producing the same size yarn, etc. But I didn't like the looks of the winner. The crowd vindicated my taste at the auction. #1 brought $675 #2 brought $900 #3 brought $900 #4 brought $750 #5 the asshole announcer was taking over the auctioneer. #6 brought $725 __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-11-2018, 01:05 PM	#502
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Today I learned, again, that some days, it just isn't worth betting out of bed. "Good Morning, World! And isn't it a lovely morning?" "Fuck you! You get nothing but shit today!" Slap! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-11-2018, 01:08 PM	#503
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	FukkitI'mdrinking. I just needed an excuse, anyway. "Fuck you, Day." "Yebbut, fuck you first." Aaaand I'm sizzlin'. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-17-2017, 07:20 PM	#496
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Does it wake you up? And that was a BS call. They changed the outcome of the game with that call.

01-11-2018, 01:12 PM	#504
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	You need a bowl. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

01-11-2018, 02:48 PM	#505
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Yebbut, I wanted a bottle! I now know this day is a conspiracy. The ƒucking liquor store is closed. *The ƒucking liquor store is closed.* Why is the ƒucking liquor store closed?! No! I don't like the other liquor store, and I don't like the shithead that owns it, either. So, it looks like Ima drive to the next damn town or Ima be dry today. Aaaaaaand I'm sizzlin'. Although it's becoming comical as to just how wrong today can go. I guess we'll see. Not much choice, is there? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-27-2018, 03:28 PM	#506
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	If I go to the Aston Burger King and order a chicken sandwich, fish sandwich, fries, and onion rings it's $14.88. But at the Brookhaven Burger King a couple miles away the same order is $3 cheaper. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-27-2018, 05:37 PM	#509
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That doesn't leave very much. You do realize Edgemont runs NW to SE. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-27-2018, 06:13 PM	#510
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	There are some fine neighborhoods back there. It's just hard to know where to stop. The transition to hood is really ambiguous on that road. (Also my commute gets worse as home moves too far south)

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