What's mildly amusing you today? - Page 34

Spexxvet · 09-21-2010, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

Oh yes. Sometimes I even sit on it when they're in their yards. They always think it's funny.

It used to have two prongs, but one of them got broken during some rough play one day.

No more shocker, huh?

xoxoxoBruce · 09-21-2010, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

Yeah I know mate. I actually think there just may have been times Bruce has been pretty irritated with my presence.

Because we disagreed on many issues, and were often the only two members on the board, you came to that conclusion... but didn't make it so.

skysidhe · 09-24-2010, 05:23 PM

I switched bedrooms and I am now sitting facing south. I can see my back patio door from my computer desk. We have a nice autumn sun shinning in the doors so I open it so that cats can look out. My orange tabby is happily playing with a grasshopper to death. He is amused. I am amused with myself for being torn between allowing my cat the to play with it and saving a bug.

morethanpretty · 09-27-2010, 08:40 AM

Found this while I was perusing craigslist:
"Wanted Bichon Frise, preferred white."

ZenGum · 09-29-2010, 07:40 AM

It has come to my attention that if you stay at the Marriott hotel in (where else) Bangkok, your dining options include the Man Ho chinese restaurant.

http://www.marriott.com/hotels/hotel...staurant/BKKDT

I wonder how often they get asked for cream of sum yung gai.

footfootfoot · 09-29-2010, 11:37 AM

How to get to Llama School:

Shawnee123 · 09-29-2010, 12:00 PM

In Spanish, como se llama means "what is the name of your llama?"

monster · 09-29-2010, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

In Spanish, como se llama means "what is the name of your llama?"

No, it means comes like a llama. it's a friendly greeting implying that you think the person looks fertile.

Undertoad · 10-04-2010, 08:29 AM

I had five college-age lesbians at my house this weekend, and you know, my whole life I've had this awesome fantasy about what that would be like, but it wasn't like that at all. As far as I know they just sat around and talked.

footfootfoot · 10-04-2010, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

I had five college-age lesbians at my house this weekend, and you know, my whole life I've had this awesome fantasy about what that would be like, but it wasn't like that at all. As far as I know they just sat around and talked.

You haven't had a chance to watch the surveillance videos yet then, huh?

Lamplighter · 10-04-2010, 12:52 PM

My wife and I went to the coast for our 50th wedding anniversary. While she went in to do some shopping, I opened the hatchback and sat with our Lab, Vicky.

A family came by with a 2 or 3 yr old girl.
The girl obviously wanted to touch Vicky.
Her mother said: "Ask the man if you can pet the dog"

This tiny little girl looked up at me and said:
" May I please pet your pretty dog ?"
Of course I said yes, and she did.
Then her mom said it was time to go.

The girl smiled at me and said:
"Thank you very much for letting me pet your dog."

A teenage couple came by and the girl started cooing over Vicky
The boy said: "Please tell me your dog is a fake"
And the girl snapped back:
"You owe me a puppy... remember last night ! "

Then a woman came by and said:
"Hi beautiful"... a pause ... "and your dog is pretty too ! "

I was befuddled and couldn't even speak.
She laughed and said: "Can I give you a treat ?"

She opened a bag of dog treats from her cart and gave one to Vicky.
She laughed again, and we both turned a few shades of red.

For this 75-yr old fart, it was a fun morning.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-04-2010, 03:30 PM

That's why more women keep men, than dogs... they're easier to amuse.

Spexxvet · 10-09-2010, 08:24 AM

Yesterday, passed a highschool girls tennis match. One of the players was wearing full Islamic garb - she was looking out of a slit to play tennis.

Shitty cell phone pic

monster · 10-09-2010, 08:27 AM

you're taking cellphone pix of high school girls you don't know playing tennis?

xoxoxoBruce · 10-09-2010, 08:31 AM

He's actually an undercover agent for the right wing vigilantes, tracking those terrorists Obama is importing.

09-27-2010, 08:40 AM	#499
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	Found this while I was perusing craigslist: "Wanted Bichon Frise, preferred white." __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

09-29-2010, 07:40 AM	#500
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	It has come to my attention that if you stay at the Marriott hotel in (where else) Bangkok, your dining options include the Man Ho chinese restaurant. http://www.marriott.com/hotels/hotel...staurant/BKKDT I wonder how often they get asked for cream of sum yung gai. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-29-2010, 11:37 AM	#501
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	How to get to Llama School: __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-29-2010, 12:00 PM	#502
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	In Spanish, como se llama means "what is the name of your llama?" __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-04-2010, 03:30 PM	#507
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That's why more women keep men, than dogs... they're easier to amuse. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-24-2010, 05:23 PM	#498
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	I switched bedrooms and I am now sitting facing south. I can see my back patio door from my computer desk. We have a nice autumn sun shinning in the doors so I open it so that cats can look out. My orange tabby is happily playing with a grasshopper to death. He is amused. I am amused with myself for being torn between allowing my cat the to play with it and saving a bug.

10-04-2010, 08:29 AM	#504
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I had five college-age lesbians at my house this weekend, and you know, my whole life I've had this awesome fantasy about what that would be like, but it wasn't like that at all. As far as I know they just sat around and talked.

10-04-2010, 12:52 PM	#506
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	My wife and I went to the coast for our 50th wedding anniversary. While she went in to do some shopping, I opened the hatchback and sat with our Lab, Vicky. A family came by with a 2 or 3 yr old girl. The girl obviously wanted to touch Vicky. Her mother said: "Ask the man if you can pet the dog" This tiny little girl looked up at me and said: " May I please pet your pretty dog ?" Of course I said yes, and she did. Then her mom said it was time to go. The girl smiled at me and said: "Thank you very much for letting me pet your dog." A teenage couple came by and the girl started cooing over Vicky The boy said: "Please tell me your dog is a fake" And the girl snapped back: "You owe me a puppy... remember last night ! " Then a woman came by and said: "Hi beautiful"... a pause ... "and your dog is pretty too ! " I was befuddled and couldn't even speak. She laughed and said: "Can I give you a treat ?" She opened a bag of dog treats from her cart and gave one to Vicky. She laughed again, and we both turned a few shades of red. For this 75-yr old fart, it was a fun morning.

10-09-2010, 08:24 AM	#508
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Yesterday, passed a highschool girls tennis match. One of the players was wearing full Islamic garb - she was looking out of a slit to play tennis. Shitty cell phone pic Attached Images __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

10-09-2010, 08:27 AM	#509
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	you're taking cellphone pix of high school girls you don't know playing tennis? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-09-2010, 08:31 AM	#510
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	He's actually an undercover agent for the right wing vigilantes, tracking those terrorists Obama is importing. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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