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Glinda · 01-28-2013, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

HEE!! You caught me!

I was one of the original Straight Dopers on AOL. When the message board was dumped by AOL and went directly onto the web, many of us migrated to Fathom (a board started by one of the original gang).

It's been SO long since I posted there. May have to go back and see what's going on.

Glinda · 01-28-2013, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

True. I have the exact cheese straightener. I bought it because it said Cheese grater, but after putting the cheese through it the cheese was only OK, but not especially grate at all.

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

Well, it was pretty gouda.

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Originally Posted by orthodoc

There's really no whey to tell; it's all subjective.

Some people try to cram multiple puns in a single post. I'm pleased you've all chosen to finely craft singles.

Griff · 01-28-2013, 02:16 PM

Gravdigr · 01-28-2013, 04:33 PM

footfootfoot · 01-28-2013, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Glinda

Some people try to cram multiple puns in a single post. I'm pleased you've all chosen to finely craft singles.

We'll be here all week folks, try the Welsh Rarebit.

Glinda · 01-28-2013, 06:10 PM

Wokka Wokka Wokka!

footfootfoot · 01-28-2013, 08:11 PM

Just watched the latest muppet movie last night.

Nirvana · 01-28-2013, 08:28 PM

My life is boring :/ My mouse died today and I spied this one yesterday at Tractor supply so I had to go back and get it! It's like a snow globe with a floating tractor! Including the mouse pad!! It's the little things

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glatt · 01-29-2013, 08:12 AM

That's awesome. Do you push the dirt around with the tractor?

Nirvana · 01-29-2013, 12:02 PM

But of course!

It lights up too! Whoo hoo! :p

glatt · 01-29-2013, 12:07 PM

So it occurs to me that it's awfully convenient that your mouse died just after coveting the mouse in the store. Did it die an "accidental" death?

Nirvana · 01-29-2013, 12:26 PM

the other was 12 years old. What is the lifespan of a computer mouse?

Lamplighter · 01-29-2013, 03:02 PM

... about 1 second after it is thrown at the wall.

Sundae · 01-29-2013, 03:14 PM

Grav, is there a Yankee Candle scented with Girls in White Dresses With Blue Satin Knickers?
That is my Dad's favourite line in the song.

Gravdigr · 01-31-2013, 02:39 PM

Hmm...don't know...but I like the idea of blue satin knickers.

01-28-2013, 02:16 PM	#498
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01-28-2013, 04:33 PM	#499
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-28-2013, 08:11 PM	#502
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Just watched the latest muppet movie last night. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-28-2013, 08:28 PM	#503
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	My life is boring :/ My mouse died today and I spied this one yesterday at Tractor supply so I had to go back and get it! It's like a snow globe with a floating tractor! Including the mouse pad!! It's the little things __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

01-29-2013, 12:02 PM	#505
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	But of course! It lights up too! Whoo hoo! :p __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

01-28-2013, 06:10 PM	#501
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	Wokka Wokka Wokka!

01-29-2013, 08:12 AM	#504
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	That's awesome. Do you push the dirt around with the tractor?

01-29-2013, 12:07 PM	#506
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	So it occurs to me that it's awfully convenient that your mouse died just after coveting the mouse in the store. Did it die an "accidental" death?

01-29-2013, 12:26 PM	#507
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	the other was 12 years old. What is the lifespan of a computer mouse? __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

01-29-2013, 03:02 PM	#508
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	... about 1 second after it is thrown at the wall.

01-29-2013, 03:14 PM	#509
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Grav, is there a Yankee Candle scented with Girls in White Dresses With Blue Satin Knickers? That is my Dad's favourite line in the song. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

01-31-2013, 02:39 PM	#510
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Hmm...don't know...but I like the idea of blue satin knickers. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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