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busterb · 02-06-2015, 12:12 PM

Takes a poke at Mike Moore.

Gravdigr · 02-07-2015, 05:29 PM

A 7 foot, four hundred pound bull queer needs to take a poke at Michael Moore.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Scriveyn · 02-10-2015, 12:35 PM

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xoxoxoBruce · 02-25-2015, 12:34 AM

hmm

busterb · 03-01-2015, 12:09 PM

Maryjo was all over Bubba about getting breast argumentation.
He said,” no way, no money.” She told him to sell the bass boat or the 4 wheeler. Maybe get a loan.

Bubba, after giving this deep thought. Told her to get some toilet paper and rub between her breast a few times a day. She asked,” What in hell will that do?”
Bubba,” not sure, but take a look at your butt.”

Gravdigr · 03-01-2015, 03:03 PM

That reminds me of a conversation between my buddy's late dad and this girl that ran with the dad. Dad was staying with my buddy at the time, and overheard this convo, shortened for brevity's sake:

Girlfriend, having said something like this for the second or third time in the conversation: I sure wish I had some bigger titties.

Buddy's dad, 75-ish, not in the best of health: I wish I had a ten inch dick that'd get hard, too, but, it don't look like it's gonna happen.

Gravdigr · 03-17-2015, 05:44 PM

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xoxoxoBruce · 03-17-2015, 05:58 PM

But just one...

Gravdigr · 03-23-2015, 01:59 PM

xoxoxoBruce · 03-26-2015, 07:16 PM

Good idea.

DanaC · 03-27-2015, 05:24 AM

Heh.

Gravdigr · 04-14-2015, 03:07 PM

I keep waiting for a microwave freezer.

I need ice RFN!

Gravdigr · 04-22-2015, 02:41 PM

Carruthers · 04-23-2015, 12:29 PM

This sketch, from 'At Last, the 1948 Show' starred Tim-Brooke Taylor, John Cleese, Marty Feldman and Graham Chapman.
It portrays the briefing of undercover police disguised as provocatively dressed women.
Its humour lies more in the highly unprofessional acting than the script itself.
There's fluffed lines, ad libbing, corpsing, impromptu prompts and general anarchy. The outbreak of female aggression by Marty Feldman's character is particularly inspired.
Despite its title, the series dates from the late nineteen sixties or early seventies, and technical quality is poor. However, I think you'll find it worth investing five minutes of your time.

Gravdigr · 04-23-2015, 03:32 PM

That was great!

02-06-2015, 12:12 PM	#1
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	Takes a poke at Mike Moore. Attached Images __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

02-07-2015, 05:29 PM	#2
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	A 7 foot, four hundred pound bull queer needs to take a poke at Michael Moore. Not that there's anything wrong with that... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-25-2015, 12:34 AM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	hmm Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-01-2015, 12:09 PM	#5
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	Maryjo was all over Bubba about getting breast argumentation. He said,” no way, no money.” She told him to sell the bass boat or the 4 wheeler. Maybe get a loan. Bubba, after giving this deep thought. Told her to get some toilet paper and rub between her breast a few times a day. She asked,” What in hell will that do?” Bubba,” not sure, but take a look at your butt.” __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

03-01-2015, 03:03 PM	#6
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	That reminds me of a conversation between my buddy's late dad and this girl that ran with the dad. Dad was staying with my buddy at the time, and overheard this convo, shortened for brevity's sake: Girlfriend, having said something like this for the second or third time in the conversation: I sure wish I had some bigger titties. Buddy's dad, 75-ish, not in the best of health: I wish I had a ten inch dick that'd get hard, too, but, it don't look like it's gonna happen. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-10-2015, 12:35 PM	#3
Scriveyn amnesic-confabulatory opsimath Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Between my ears Posts: 739

03-17-2015, 05:44 PM	#7
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-17-2015, 05:58 PM	#8
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	But just one... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-23-2015, 01:59 PM	#9
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-26-2015, 07:16 PM	#10
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Good idea. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-14-2015, 03:07 PM	#12
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I keep waiting for a microwave freezer. I need ice RFN! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-22-2015, 02:41 PM	#13
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-23-2015, 12:29 PM	#14
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	This sketch, from 'At Last, the 1948 Show' starred Tim-Brooke Taylor, John Cleese, Marty Feldman and Graham Chapman. It portrays the briefing of undercover police disguised as provocatively dressed women. Its humour lies more in the highly unprofessional acting than the script itself. There's fluffed lines, ad libbing, corpsing, impromptu prompts and general anarchy. The outbreak of female aggression by Marty Feldman's character is particularly inspired. Despite its title, the series dates from the late nineteen sixties or early seventies, and technical quality is poor. However, I think you'll find it worth investing five minutes of your time.

04-23-2015, 03:32 PM	#15
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	That was great! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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