07-29-2008, 10:53 PM | #5206 |
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07-30-2008, 11:00 AM | #5208 |
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Two-timing bitch.
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07-30-2008, 11:42 PM | #5209 |
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07-31-2008, 12:22 AM | #5210 |
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some stupid headlines
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07-31-2008, 12:24 AM | #5211 |
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more stupid headlines
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07-31-2008, 08:58 AM | #5212 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Great clippings Ali.
OK, I'll bite: wtF is that vampire lookin' freak injecting into his face? And why? Oh yeah, attention. I'm thinking of lopping off some body parts and replacing them with gardening implements so people will notice me.
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07-31-2008, 09:24 AM | #5214 |
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That's right, and don't you forget it!
I would think just once you would root for me rather than raking me over the coals. I'm on the edger, man, and I've got a real chipper on my shoulder. Now shovel off!
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07-31-2008, 09:38 AM | #5215 |
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Sorry. Just hedging my bets.
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07-31-2008, 10:54 AM | #5216 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Fence sitter.
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07-31-2008, 08:45 PM | #5217 |
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07-31-2008, 08:48 PM | #5218 |
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time to leaf
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07-31-2008, 09:14 PM | #5219 |
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He's injecting saline. Some people get their rocks off by inflating their body parts this way. Notably, there's one group of fetishists that does this to their scrotums. They inflate them until they're the size of small soccer balls, or larger if possible. It's amazing what some people find sexually stimulating and/or attractive.
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