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11-17-2014, 01:52 PM
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I can hear my ears
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some guys like a big booty i guess
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11-17-2014, 04:03 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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There's a difference between a big booty and a fat ass.
Fat, not phat.
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11-17-2014, 05:49 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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Funny Kim Kardashian reference at the end of this 1 minute video (follows advertisement): What do Celestial Objects Sound Like?
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11-25-2014, 11:20 AM
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Star Wars vs. Game of Thrones
Who wins? lol
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11-25-2014, 12:01 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Hah!
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12-05-2014, 05:36 AM
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Yup, that's about it...
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12-08-2014, 03:36 PM
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The future is unwritten
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The terror! The anguish! The fury!
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12-08-2014, 03:41 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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That's very funny.
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12-09-2014, 04:39 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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IM, wanting a cowboy quiz made me remember this Steven Wrightism:
(paraphrasing): I was sitting on the bus the other day when I noticed this girl crying. I noticed her because she was six feet tall, with blonde hair, and blue eyes, and she was Chinese. I asked why she was crying, and she told me she didn't want to discuss it with a stranger on the bus. I told her sometimes it helps to talk out your troubles with a complete stranger on the bus. She thought about it and said that she was crying because she was a six-foot tall, blonde-haired, blue-eyed Chinese girl who only gets turned on by Jewish cowboys. I said Hi, my name's Bucky Goldstein.
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12-13-2014, 02:44 AM
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The future is unwritten
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12-14-2014, 10:56 AM
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MFW someone talkin' trash 'bout the almighty XAgent:
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12-15-2014, 07:57 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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There was a kidnapping at my son's school today.
But it's OK. He woke up.
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12-16-2014, 07:32 PM
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The future is unwritten
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12-16-2014, 10:07 PM
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12-20-2014, 04:07 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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