What's mildly irritating you today? - Page 353

Nirvana · 08-05-2013, 12:07 PM

WSS Sundae

infinite monkey · 08-05-2013, 01:17 PM

Often, when I'm grocery shopping, I stop to look at some product, something not completely a 'given' like toilet paper or dishwashing liquid is.

So, as I'm looking over the tiny handheld brushes used to comb the hair of any rats I may be keeping as pets, all of a sudden four other people are in great need of tiny handheld brushes to comb the hair of any rats they are keeping as pets.

It's a metaphor, really.

Gravdigr · 08-05-2013, 05:21 PM

The way Dwellars shit on religion every chance they get, and yet, when I say something about a certain religion you fuckers line up to tell me how fucked up I am, and how 'phobic' I am.

It fucking makes me sick. You folks absolutely disgust me sometimes.

Gravdigr · 08-06-2013, 04:54 PM

I didn't say that the way I wanted to. I mean, I meant what I said, I just didn't express myself well.

Apologies if I twisted anyone's nipples too hard, there. Came off harsher than intended.

BigV · 08-06-2013, 04:58 PM

It's hot today, in the high eighties. I know lots of you don't think that's very hot, but it's uncomfortable in the house. I have a couple fans, they're doing their best. What's irritating to me today is in an effort to cool myself from the inside out, I went to the freezer to get some ice. I found a tray of ice cubes, sitting on an empty tray.

??

You took two ice trays out, emptied one, put the full one on top of the empty one and put the stack back in the freezer? Why?

Aliantha · 08-06-2013, 05:21 PM

V, i'm with you there. It shits me when people are so lazy. Happens around here a lot. :/

Gravdigr · 08-06-2013, 05:28 PM

Remember 'eggies'? Spose to cook/hard boil your eggs in the microwave. Well, I use them for ice thingies, they ain't cubes, ya see. Fill 'em w/water, freeze 'em, and you get great big ice 'cubes'. Run a little water over them and they'll pop right out. Bigger ice lasts longer.

BigV · 08-06-2013, 06:03 PM

Tha's a good point, Gravdigr.

I use a similar strategy by taking my water bottle (Nalgene, 1 liter) and filling it partly, say, 2/3. Then I put that in the freezer, lying on it's side so I can have room to get the water in and room to swirl it about when I fill after it's frozen. Now that I think of it, I should have two of these in rotation.

Clodfobble · 08-20-2013, 04:05 PM

One of the technical writers I regularly have to work with obviously learned English as a second language. It's bad enough that the dude is getting paid to write poorly, and I am left cleaning up his grammar on the fly as I try to record his scripts... but today, the dumbass sent me a "bug" that I didn't record one screwed-up bit exactly as written, with our boss and several coworkers CC'ed. I had to concoct a very diplomatically-worded email explaining why I assumed it was a "typing error" on the grounds that it didn't match previous scripts I have done for this client, rather than the grounds that that's not how English is spoken, you idiot.

BigV · 08-20-2013, 04:15 PM

"People learn English all the time, it aren't that hard!"

Sundae · 08-28-2013, 05:22 AM

Don't have a fing for Mum's birfday

I bought fings, but none have arrived yet.

I do have until 3 September. I'm just being impatient.
And I have the card, wrapping paper, ribbons etc.
Just hate paying for things and having to wait.

ETA - today's post has just arrived.
Nothing for Mum.
A replacement came for Diz's bed (it's about five years old now and he's barfed and weed in it and it's been washed & dried plenty of times.)
I bought a mini-snuggle sack from eBay. No sizes given, but as it was in the Cat Supplies section I assumed it was only "mini" in that it was for a kitten/ small cat as opposed to a Maine Coon or a dog.

No.

It is in the Cat Supplies section because it is a handy way for cats to store the mice they bring in.
It's hamster size. Even the packaging (not shown on eBay) shows a hamster living it up inside.
So that has to go back. Grrr. Cross.

For some reason I seem to have Grumpy Wednesdays.
Might be because it's the fourth day in a row of setting up the counter. And the third day I get up at 05.00.

Sundae · 08-30-2013, 06:21 AM

I've bin bit.

I'm not having an allergic reaction, small itchy lump.
But when I say itchy I mean SWEET FSM IT ITCHES ALL THE TIME.
Ant bite maybe, as it's actually two or three in a small cluster.

Summer. Hey.

glatt · 08-30-2013, 07:30 AM

Ant bites are just about the worst.

Sundae · 08-31-2013, 05:35 AM

Not irritating (although those bloody ant bites...!) just an update.
Got everything I ordered for Mum except a DVD.

I start wrapping tomorrow.
I'd make a lame joke like "Watch out Slim Shandy" but I'd show myself up.

infinite monkey · 09-12-2013, 10:57 AM

Lyrics websites. One site gets the lyrics wrong (where it originates, I do not know) and the 14 billion other lyrics sites copy the same error. And don't dare try to cut and paste a smidgeon of lyric...IT IS VERBOTEN.

Bah, I miss the older, purer interwebz. Interwebz grew to mostly suck eggs. It's all ads and mistakes that perpetuate themselves.

OH, wesnet, why did you desert me?
You were slow, but I didn't know.

(Lyrics I wrote for someone to misquote and fuck up later.)

08-05-2013, 12:07 PM	#5281
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	WSS Sundae __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

08-05-2013, 05:21 PM	#5283
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	The way Dwellars shit on religion every chance they get, and yet, when I say something about a certain religion you fuckers line up to tell me how fucked up I am, and how 'phobic' I am. It fucking makes me sick. You folks absolutely disgust me sometimes. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-06-2013, 04:54 PM	#5284
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I didn't say that the way I wanted to. I mean, I meant what I said, I just didn't express myself well. Apologies if I twisted anyone's nipples too hard, there. Came off harsher than intended. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-06-2013, 04:58 PM	#5285
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	It's hot today, in the high eighties. I know lots of you don't think that's very hot, but it's uncomfortable in the house. I have a couple fans, they're doing their best. What's irritating to me today is in an effort to cool myself from the inside out, I went to the freezer to get some ice. I found a tray of ice cubes, sitting on an empty tray. ?? You took two ice trays out, emptied one, put the full one on top of the empty one and put the stack back in the freezer? Why? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-06-2013, 05:21 PM	#5286
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	V, i'm with you there. It shits me when people are so lazy. Happens around here a lot. :/ __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

08-05-2013, 01:17 PM	#5282
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Often, when I'm grocery shopping, I stop to look at some product, something not completely a 'given' like toilet paper or dishwashing liquid is. So, as I'm looking over the tiny handheld brushes used to comb the hair of any rats I may be keeping as pets, all of a sudden four other people are in great need of tiny handheld brushes to comb the hair of any rats they are keeping as pets. It's a metaphor, really.

08-06-2013, 05:28 PM	#5287
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Remember 'eggies'? Spose to cook/hard boil your eggs in the microwave. Well, I use them for ice thingies, they ain't cubes, ya see. Fill 'em w/water, freeze 'em, and you get great big ice 'cubes'. Run a little water over them and they'll pop right out. Bigger ice lasts longer. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-06-2013, 06:03 PM	#5288
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Tha's a good point, Gravdigr. I use a similar strategy by taking my water bottle (Nalgene, 1 liter) and filling it partly, say, 2/3. Then I put that in the freezer, lying on it's side so I can have room to get the water in and room to swirl it about when I fill after it's frozen. Now that I think of it, I should have two of these in rotation. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-20-2013, 04:05 PM	#5289
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	One of the technical writers I regularly have to work with obviously learned English as a second language. It's bad enough that the dude is getting paid to write poorly, and I am left cleaning up his grammar on the fly as I try to record his scripts... but today, the dumbass sent me a "bug" that I didn't record one screwed-up bit exactly as written, with our boss and several coworkers CC'ed. I had to concoct a very diplomatically-worded email explaining why I assumed it was a "typing error" on the grounds that it didn't match previous scripts I have done for this client, rather than the grounds that that's not how English is spoken, you idiot. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

08-20-2013, 04:15 PM	#5290
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	"People learn English all the time, it aren't that hard!" __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-28-2013, 05:22 AM	#5291
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Don't have a fing for Mum's birfday I bought fings, but none have arrived yet. I do have until 3 September. I'm just being impatient. And I have the card, wrapping paper, ribbons etc. Just hate paying for things and having to wait. ETA - today's post has just arrived. Nothing for Mum. A replacement came for Diz's bed (it's about five years old now and he's barfed and weed in it and it's been washed & dried plenty of times.) I bought a mini-snuggle sack from eBay. No sizes given, but as it was in the Cat Supplies section I assumed it was only "mini" in that it was for a kitten/ small cat as opposed to a Maine Coon or a dog. No. It is in the Cat Supplies section because it is a handy way for cats to store the mice they bring in. It's hamster size. Even the packaging (not shown on eBay) shows a hamster living it up inside. So that has to go back. Grrr. Cross. For some reason I seem to have Grumpy Wednesdays. Might be because it's the fourth day in a row of setting up the counter. And the third day I get up at 05.00. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac Last edited by Sundae; 08-28-2013 at 05:47 AM.

08-30-2013, 06:21 AM	#5292
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I've bin bit. I'm not having an allergic reaction, small itchy lump. But when I say itchy I mean SWEET FSM IT ITCHES ALL THE TIME. Ant bite maybe, as it's actually two or three in a small cluster. Summer. Hey. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-30-2013, 07:30 AM	#5293
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Ant bites are just about the worst.

08-31-2013, 05:35 AM	#5294
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Not irritating (although those bloody ant bites...!) just an update. Got everything I ordered for Mum except a DVD. I start wrapping tomorrow. I'd make a lame joke like "Watch out Slim Shandy" but I'd show myself up. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-12-2013, 10:57 AM	#5295
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Lyrics websites. One site gets the lyrics wrong (where it originates, I do not know) and the 14 billion other lyrics sites copy the same error. And don't dare try to cut and paste a smidgeon of lyric...IT IS VERBOTEN. Bah, I miss the older, purer interwebz. Interwebz grew to mostly suck eggs. It's all ads and mistakes that perpetuate themselves. OH, wesnet, why did you desert me? You were slow, but I didn't know. (Lyrics I wrote for someone to misquote and fuck up later.)

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