What's mildly irritating you today? - Page 357

sexobon · 10-16-2013, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

Sundae, contacts prevent onion eyes. ...

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Originally Posted by orthodoc

Contact lenses concentrate the irritating chemicals underneath, against the cornea. They make any irritant or toxic exposure many times worse. ...

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Originally Posted by monster

but they work for onions.

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and chlorine fumes. But don't swim in them unless you wear goggles.

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Originally Posted by orthodoc

I'm glad your contacts work when you're cutting onions, but as a general principle, contacts concentrate any airborne chemical underneath. Typically this results in increased irritation. Chlorine fumes would definitely be concentrated, which explains your recommendation not to swim while wearing contacts unless you wear goggles. ...

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Originally Posted by monster

Yeah, I'm unique. lucky me

When I win the lottery, I'm going to buy me a set of conformity.

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Originally Posted by orthodoc

Yeah, given that everyone else is by definition not unique, you might want to hold off on recommending that they all chop onions with contact lenses in. ...

I'll settle this:

SUNDAE! WEAR YOUR SWIMMING GOGGLES WHILE CUTTING ONIONS!

Sundae · 10-17-2013, 07:29 AM

I'ma just gonna buy frozen diced onions as soon as I get my discount card at work.
Already done, not bleeding from the eyes - sorry, watering, just feels like bleeding. And always fresh.

Thanks for the contribs - I honestly can't remember if I had this problem when I wore contacts; my most frequent onion cutting escapades came after I had my eyes lasered. And no, I don't think there was any connection to that because I remember surprising my Food & Nutrition teacher at school at just how badly I could react. She literally sent me to Matron.

glatt · 10-22-2013, 09:55 AM

This new LEED certified building of ours has a fire alarm system that only goes off on the affected floor, and one above, and one below.

But if you aren't on one of those floors you can sometimes hear the distant alarm. So I'm sitting here and the alarm is going off on other floors. I'm not supposed to evacuate, but WTF? Supposedly, if it's a bad fire, or a big emergency, then the whole building will get the alarm.

I've got a trust issue with this system.

BigV · 10-24-2013, 11:13 AM

or a training issue.

how do you know the old fire alarms meant evacuate? did you ever see the building on fire? but you were *trained* to respond to a given signal in a given way. now, that's changed and the old training is what's stimulating you to act, even though it's not the same signal, and should not have the same response.

lumberjim · 10-30-2013, 10:15 PM

Came home to an open refrigerator tonight. fuck.

13 hours. my poor beer

infinite monkey · 11-14-2013, 10:09 AM

As I age, I find more and more things that make me think "now THIS is what a man would be good for."

I'm trying to hang new blinds. My cheap ass cordless screwdriver wouldn't go into reverse, so I could fix what I fucked up before (attested to by the sound of blinds falling to the ground in another room.) Now I can't get it to go into forward. I have no stepping device, so I'm working in the air, and the morning sun is blinding me.

So I'm thinking of a man walking in here, power drill in a tool belt. I hear the music from The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly. The man takes the drill from his holster, twirls it a couple times, and in seconds my blinds are hanging straight and proud.

I look at him with unfettered adoration. I bat my eyes. I invite him to come to supper, but alas, the land is his girl, and he jumps on his horse, tips his hat, and turns to ride off into the sunrise.

Where have all the cowboys gone?

infinite monkey · 11-14-2013, 10:34 AM

My dad. My dad is a cowboy. I'm so proud of how he's handled mom being sick. When they were married 53 years ago, he meant 'in sickness and in health' and he is doing stuff he never HAD to do, and he's doing great.

I called him to see what time I should come over (I hang out with mom, who is hanging steady for now, she's strong and brave, so he can get some things done...and get out of the house) and I told him about my stupid cheap screwdriver and he has one that he got as a gift from his company, a good one, that he never uses because as is typical he has state of the art everything in his shop. So he's gonna give that to me.

This is just an addendum. Of course my previous post was written with the usual hopes of recognized humor and a giggle or two. This post is to say what's making me happy about the situation. Right now, we are all taking every drop of happiness we can find.

glatt · 11-14-2013, 10:59 AM

Dads are awesome. And I'm sorry about your mom and the strain you are all dealing with. You should be proud of the role you are taking by being there too. Several hands make a lighter load.

infinite monkey · 11-14-2013, 11:07 AM

Thanks glatt. I've never been through anything harder. And it's going to get even harder. When I saw my doctor (we discussed my medication and got me on a new regimen that I can afford) he said "you're honoring your mother and your father" and I know he's religious so to some that may seem silly but it meant so much to me. I am trying to be the strongest I can for them, to honor them, because they are the best people I know. I'm so very lucky to have them. I am going day by day, because when I think of the near future I cannot deal. Dad says I'm strong. Who'd have thunk?

glatt · 11-14-2013, 11:41 AM

Day by day is the best. Even moment by moment.

DanaC · 11-14-2013, 12:51 PM

Nowt silly about honouring your Mum and Dad

Your Doc sounds like a decent sort. Glad he's got you on a regimen that you can afford. Hopefully that will ease the pressure you're under.

Re: oddjobs and cowboys - My bro is the family handyman/problem solver/ad hoc designer/etc. He's like your dad: has all the tools, good ones at that, and knows how to use them!

Cultural note: don't know if the same applies over there, but 'cowboy' when referring to building, household repairs, craftsmanship etc means shoddy workmanship and quick fixes - a 'cowboy builder'.

monster · 11-16-2013, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC

Cultural note: don't know if the same applies over there, but 'cowboy' when referring to building, household repairs, craftsmanship etc means shoddy workmanship and quick fixes - a 'cowboy builder'.

Cultural reply.....no....Cowboys are seen as respected and manly heroes. When I first said our house was built by cowboys, the listener thought I meant sturdy in some special way.

Big Sarge · 11-17-2013, 01:25 AM

IM - You don't want a cowboy. What you need is a good ole redneck who can fix anything with just duct tape or a big hammer.

Hang tough girl. Sorry about your mom

Lola Bunny · 11-22-2013, 05:31 PM

I made a bundt cake for tonight's dinner party. Haven't done one in like forever so I forgot how to take it out of the pan. I found this old pan where the middle hole and base is separate from the sides. Against my better judgement, I listened to my mom's suggestion. I flipped the pan and out came the cake in pieces. I have to make another one now. I guess I'll be making cupcakes since I've run out of time. :sigh:

Clodfobble · 11-22-2013, 11:33 PM

You could make cake balls out of the crumbled up cake, if you haven't already thrown it out.

10-17-2013, 07:29 AM	#5342
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I'ma just gonna buy frozen diced onions as soon as I get my discount card at work. Already done, not bleeding from the eyes - sorry, watering, just feels like bleeding. And always fresh. Thanks for the contribs - I honestly can't remember if I had this problem when I wore contacts; my most frequent onion cutting escapades came after I had my eyes lasered. And no, I don't think there was any connection to that because I remember surprising my Food & Nutrition teacher at school at just how badly I could react. She literally sent me to Matron. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-24-2013, 11:13 AM	#5344
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	or a training issue. how do you know the old fire alarms meant evacuate? did you ever see the building on fire? but you were trained to respond to a given signal in a given way. now, that's changed and the old training is what's stimulating you to act, even though it's not the same signal, and should not have the same response. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-30-2013, 10:15 PM	#5345
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Came home to an open refrigerator tonight. fuck. 13 hours. my poor beer __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-17-2013, 01:25 AM	#5353
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	IM - You don't want a cowboy. What you need is a good ole redneck who can fix anything with just duct tape or a big hammer. Hang tough girl. Sorry about your mom __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

11-22-2013, 11:33 PM	#5355
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	You could make cake balls out of the crumbled up cake, if you haven't already thrown it out. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

10-22-2013, 09:55 AM	#5343
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	This new LEED certified building of ours has a fire alarm system that only goes off on the affected floor, and one above, and one below. But if you aren't on one of those floors you can sometimes hear the distant alarm. So I'm sitting here and the alarm is going off on other floors. I'm not supposed to evacuate, but WTF? Supposedly, if it's a bad fire, or a big emergency, then the whole building will get the alarm. I've got a trust issue with this system.

11-14-2013, 10:09 AM	#5346
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	As I age, I find more and more things that make me think "now THIS is what a man would be good for." I'm trying to hang new blinds. My cheap ass cordless screwdriver wouldn't go into reverse, so I could fix what I fucked up before (attested to by the sound of blinds falling to the ground in another room.) Now I can't get it to go into forward. I have no stepping device, so I'm working in the air, and the morning sun is blinding me. So I'm thinking of a man walking in here, power drill in a tool belt. I hear the music from The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly. The man takes the drill from his holster, twirls it a couple times, and in seconds my blinds are hanging straight and proud. I look at him with unfettered adoration. I bat my eyes. I invite him to come to supper, but alas, the land is his girl, and he jumps on his horse, tips his hat, and turns to ride off into the sunrise. Where have all the cowboys gone?

11-14-2013, 10:34 AM	#5347
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	My dad. My dad is a cowboy. I'm so proud of how he's handled mom being sick. When they were married 53 years ago, he meant 'in sickness and in health' and he is doing stuff he never HAD to do, and he's doing great. I called him to see what time I should come over (I hang out with mom, who is hanging steady for now, she's strong and brave, so he can get some things done...and get out of the house) and I told him about my stupid cheap screwdriver and he has one that he got as a gift from his company, a good one, that he never uses because as is typical he has state of the art everything in his shop. So he's gonna give that to me. This is just an addendum. Of course my previous post was written with the usual hopes of recognized humor and a giggle or two. This post is to say what's making me happy about the situation. Right now, we are all taking every drop of happiness we can find.

11-14-2013, 10:59 AM	#5348
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Dads are awesome. And I'm sorry about your mom and the strain you are all dealing with. You should be proud of the role you are taking by being there too. Several hands make a lighter load.

11-14-2013, 11:07 AM	#5349
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Thanks glatt. I've never been through anything harder. And it's going to get even harder. When I saw my doctor (we discussed my medication and got me on a new regimen that I can afford) he said "you're honoring your mother and your father" and I know he's religious so to some that may seem silly but it meant so much to me. I am trying to be the strongest I can for them, to honor them, because they are the best people I know. I'm so very lucky to have them. I am going day by day, because when I think of the near future I cannot deal. Dad says I'm strong. Who'd have thunk?

11-14-2013, 11:41 AM	#5350
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Day by day is the best. Even moment by moment.

11-22-2013, 05:31 PM	#5354
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	I made a bundt cake for tonight's dinner party. Haven't done one in like forever so I forgot how to take it out of the pan. I found this old pan where the middle hole and base is separate from the sides. Against my better judgement, I listened to my mom's suggestion. I flipped the pan and out came the cake in pieces. I have to make another one now. I guess I'll be making cupcakes since I've run out of time. :sigh:

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