What's mildly irritating you today? - Page 359

xoxoxoBruce · 12-13-2013, 02:03 PM

But Nirvana, as a group we've just moved from lady-bits, or hoo-haa, to vagina.
Further break down into proper nomenclature will take some time.

Gravdigr · 12-13-2013, 04:15 PM

I've popped a chub just reading all this...

Griff · 12-13-2013, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nirvana

2.5 men was only background noise for my ebay x mas shopping. I do not have cable so I have less than 10 channels and PBS had a rerun.

Well played Madam.

Nirvana · 12-14-2013, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

What constitutes the "pussy"? is it the combination of the two?

"pussy" is "manguage" and I have always preferred to call mine 'Muffy' which is either an FYI or a TMI

monster · 12-14-2013, 09:30 PM

Teenagers appear to thing the Mons Pubis is the vagina

Maybe the waxers were also similarly confused.

busterb · 12-15-2013, 01:46 AM

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orthodoc · 12-15-2013, 01:54 AM

For 'pussy', use instead the infinitely more appropriate term 'the end of all desire' or 'the jade palace' and you will no longer have quarantine problems, nor will you have issues with waxers. Due respect will have been paid.

Gravdigr · 12-22-2013, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orthodoc

...'the jade palace'...

Let's see, one of the hardest types of stone...and the color green...If I meet one like that, [shiver] I'm leaving.

With a quickness.

BigV · 12-23-2013, 10:27 PM

I'm more pissed than irritated, having lost a post in a different thread. but there's no way I'm gonna follow Sarge's loss with my trivialities.

monster · 12-24-2013, 12:07 AM

I am having mouse problems and the cat is not interested in fixing them.

lumberjim · 01-06-2014, 12:24 AM

I just watched return of the jedi on tv. At the very end, when yoda, obewan, and Annakin appear... They replaced the actor that played Darth Vader unmasked with the dick head that did such a piss poor acting job in the prequels.

What the Fuck

glatt · 01-06-2014, 08:09 AM

Lucas lost his golden touch. Shouldn't have meddled with his previous work.

Clodfobble · 01-06-2014, 08:32 AM

Lucas always sucked. You were too young to see it, with the originals.

I assure you 1000%, adolescent boys today think the new Star Wars movies are the best thing ever invented. And if we're really unlucky, Lucas will get to finish his vision and foist the final three movies on the world in another decade, and then those adolescent boys will be telling your grandchildren that Lucas lost his touch after the first six.

Sundae · 01-09-2014, 09:44 AM

On the coach on the way home, which is sadness enough.
But add to that the Scottish pre-schooler several seats in front, with the super-piercing voice, and the Eastern European behind me who can't bear the sound of silence (constant phone calls and then singing!) and it's shaping up to be a long journey.

Oh and I haven' t even got started on the fact that the only toilet on the coach is blocked and we don't reach London for another five hours...

I argued my way off the coach at Preston to use the public toilets. I expect I shall do the same in Leeds. Comes to something when a bus station toilet feels like luxury.

I shall spend the rest of my journey composing a strongly worded complaint.

glatt · 01-09-2014, 09:53 AM

At least it's faster than walking.

That's about all you can say about a typical inter city bus ride.

12-13-2013, 02:03 PM	#5371
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12-13-2013, 04:15 PM	#5372
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12-14-2013, 09:30 PM	#5375
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12-15-2013, 01:46 AM	#5376
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12-15-2013, 01:54 AM	#5377
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	For 'pussy', use instead the infinitely more appropriate term 'the end of all desire' or 'the jade palace' and you will no longer have quarantine problems, nor will you have issues with waxers. Due respect will have been paid. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

12-23-2013, 10:27 PM	#5379
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I'm more pissed than irritated, having lost a post in a different thread. but there's no way I'm gonna follow Sarge's loss with my trivialities. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

12-24-2013, 12:07 AM	#5380
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I am having mouse problems and the cat is not interested in fixing them. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-06-2014, 12:24 AM	#5381
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I just watched return of the jedi on tv. At the very end, when yoda, obewan, and Annakin appear... They replaced the actor that played Darth Vader unmasked with the dick head that did such a piss poor acting job in the prequels. What the Fuck __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-06-2014, 08:09 AM	#5382
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Lucas lost his golden touch. Shouldn't have meddled with his previous work.

01-06-2014, 08:32 AM	#5383
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Lucas always sucked. You were too young to see it, with the originals. I assure you 1000%, adolescent boys today think the new Star Wars movies are the best thing ever invented. And if we're really unlucky, Lucas will get to finish his vision and foist the final three movies on the world in another decade, and then those adolescent boys will be telling your grandchildren that Lucas lost his touch after the first six. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

01-09-2014, 09:44 AM	#5384
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	On the coach on the way home, which is sadness enough. But add to that the Scottish pre-schooler several seats in front, with the super-piercing voice, and the Eastern European behind me who can't bear the sound of silence (constant phone calls and then singing!) and it's shaping up to be a long journey. Oh and I haven' t even got started on the fact that the only toilet on the coach is blocked and we don't reach London for another five hours... I argued my way off the coach at Preston to use the public toilets. I expect I shall do the same in Leeds. Comes to something when a bus station toilet feels like luxury. I shall spend the rest of my journey composing a strongly worded complaint.

01-09-2014, 09:53 AM	#5385
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	At least it's faster than walking. That's about all you can say about a typical inter city bus ride.

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