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08-26-2011, 04:43 PM
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There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
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09-07-2011, 06:26 AM
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Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
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09-29-2011, 04:00 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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Didja hear about the Ethiopian that fell in the alligator pit?
He ate three of 'em before they got him out.
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09-30-2011, 11:45 PM
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Three fags are sitting in a hot tub just relaxing when a huge glob of semen floats to the surface,
One of the fags looks up and says "Hey! Who farted?" ----------- Have you ever heard the motto of the Greek army? Never leave your buddy's behind. ----------- Some guy just knocked on my door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said, “Fuck that – knowing my luck, I’d win one!” ----------- Got this text from my brother recently. It read. “Can I stay at your house for a while? The ol' Lady kicked me out after she caught me measuring my cock. .... It just reaches the back of her sister’s throat!” ------------ I was banging this nice Lady over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, “It’s my husband! Quick, try the back door!” Thinking back, I really should have ran – but you don’t get offers like that every day. ------------- I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night I fucked a girl called Penny – is that spooky or what? ------------ The missus asked me, “When you’re on a boys only trip away, do you think about me?” .... Apparently “Only to stop myself from coming too quickly” wasn’t the right answer. |
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10-02-2011, 07:04 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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10-06-2011, 10:12 PM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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A friend of mine just started his own business in Afghanistan.
He's making land mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well. He says prophets are going through the roof!
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10-06-2011, 10:37 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
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lol groan
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10-07-2011, 12:25 AM
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Goon Squad Leader
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pretty tasteless, pretty funny.
like a good dead baby joke.
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10-07-2011, 07:02 PM
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Doctor Wtf
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Whacko extremist.
ETA: sorry, Pavlovian reflex. Move along.
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10-08-2011, 02:49 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Prophets...roof...
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10-08-2011, 03:50 PM
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Did you hear about the football coach that got married?
He thought he was getting a tight end, but wound up with a wide receiver!
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10-09-2011, 02:57 PM
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What does Michael Jackson and Burger King had in common?
They both sticked meat into 6 year old buns!
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