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Griff · 01-25-2014, 06:58 AM

Oh, that is perfect. There is about one non-dwellar human I'd use that on... it's all cued up. I want to use it at work but women...

I keep snorting to myself. It will slip out.

footfootfoot · 01-25-2014, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

Ok... This shocked me.... My son, whom you all know to be an intelligent, thoughtful, and very respectful young man.... This is maybe a year and change ago....so he was just 14....Told me to shut my 'cock holster'. In a joking way, mind you... But that was a new one on me.

I almost wrecked the car from the tears of laughter.

I need to lay that one on someone at work next time they talk too much.

Just shut your cock holster and let the poor people say yes to the deal....

He is clearly his father's son.

footfootfoot · 01-25-2014, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt

I had to scroll back to see that you weren't telling 'vana to shut her pie hole.

It's that damn tapatalk hiding posts from me again.

The thought of Vana's pie hole keeps me awake at night. You didn't need to bring that up Glatt. And here I thought you were the only gentleman on the cellar.

Son, I am disappoint.

Clodfobble · 01-25-2014, 09:58 AM

OMG. Mr. Clod is going to hear the term "cock holster" in the next few days, for sure.

footfootfoot · 01-25-2014, 10:49 AM

Maybe if he's lucky he'll get a demo as well.

Nirvana · 01-25-2014, 01:42 PM

A 20 foot long, 5 feet high snow drift at the end of the drive way sure sucks when you have to scoop it by hand. Then you have to go feed cows.... Uncle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {the whining continues} :/

monster · 01-27-2014, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Nirvana

A 20 foot long, 5 feet high snow drift at the end of the drive way sure sucks when you have to scoop it by hand. Then you have to go feed cows.... Uncle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {the whining continues} :/

Can't you persuade the cows they like snow drift, and lots of it?

Clodfobble · 01-28-2014, 08:02 AM

Our school opens its doors at 7:30, classes start at 8:00. At 7:39, they sent a text message saying school would be delayed by 2 hours this morning due to inclement weather.

Granted, I was glad to get to turn around out of the gridlock we were sitting in due to some ice-induced accident up the road. But they couldn't have sent that message out before I spent 15 minutes de-icing the car?

monster · 01-28-2014, 08:28 AM

perhaps the student doors were frozen shut and they found out at 7:30?

sorry, Clod. Here, they make the closing decision AFTER morning swim and polo practices have started, and we can't train them otherwise...

Clodfobble · 01-28-2014, 08:53 AM

Ha--now they've canceled school, but not because the weather has gotten worse. It's because of "traffic conditions." Texans can't drive in this shit and there are massive accidents on every major roadway leading to the school.

lumberjim · 01-28-2014, 08:57 AM

I'm glad you're home safe, then. Watch SUV sales tick upward next month down there.

BigV · 01-29-2014, 09:58 AM

She lives in Texas, is that even even possible?

Clodfobble · 01-29-2014, 01:45 PM

Nah, if anything, they'll go down. In snow, you want an SUV, but in ice, you want a smaller, more stable car. It's the tall SUVs that keep getting blown off the road, or have too much momentum to stop when the guy in front of them fishtails out of control...

lumberjim · 01-29-2014, 02:16 PM

Yeah, but people are ridiculous.

Clodfobble · 01-29-2014, 02:44 PM

That's true, you can never rule out the stupidity factor.

01-25-2014, 06:58 AM	#5431
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Oh, that is perfect. There is about one non-dwellar human I'd use that on... it's all cued up. I want to use it at work but women... I keep snorting to myself. It will slip out. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

01-25-2014, 09:58 AM	#5434
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	OMG. Mr. Clod is going to hear the term "cock holster" in the next few days, for sure. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

01-25-2014, 10:49 AM	#5435
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Maybe if he's lucky he'll get a demo as well. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-25-2014, 01:42 PM	#5436
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	A 20 foot long, 5 feet high snow drift at the end of the drive way sure sucks when you have to scoop it by hand. Then you have to go feed cows.... Uncle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {the whining continues} :/ __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

01-28-2014, 08:02 AM	#5438
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Our school opens its doors at 7:30, classes start at 8:00. At 7:39, they sent a text message saying school would be delayed by 2 hours this morning due to inclement weather. Granted, I was glad to get to turn around out of the gridlock we were sitting in due to some ice-induced accident up the road. But they couldn't have sent that message out before I spent 15 minutes de-icing the car? __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

01-28-2014, 08:28 AM	#5439
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	perhaps the student doors were frozen shut and they found out at 7:30? sorry, Clod. Here, they make the closing decision AFTER morning swim and polo practices have started, and we can't train them otherwise... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-28-2014, 08:53 AM	#5440
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Ha--now they've canceled school, but not because the weather has gotten worse. It's because of "traffic conditions." Texans can't drive in this shit and there are massive accidents on every major roadway leading to the school. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

01-28-2014, 08:57 AM	#5441
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I'm glad you're home safe, then. Watch SUV sales tick upward next month down there. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-29-2014, 09:58 AM	#5442
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	She lives in Texas, is that even even possible? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

01-29-2014, 01:45 PM	#5443
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Nah, if anything, they'll go down. In snow, you want an SUV, but in ice, you want a smaller, more stable car. It's the tall SUVs that keep getting blown off the road, or have too much momentum to stop when the guy in front of them fishtails out of control... __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

01-29-2014, 02:16 PM	#5444
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Yeah, but people are ridiculous. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-29-2014, 02:44 PM	#5445
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	That's true, you can never rule out the stupidity factor. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

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