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09-22-2008, 12:01 AM
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It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Irvine, California
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This one is considerably tamer:
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If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.
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09-22-2008, 12:06 AM
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Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas
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09-22-2008, 10:36 AM
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Beware of potatoes
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Upstate NY, USA
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09-22-2008, 10:13 PM
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It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Irvine, California
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If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.
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09-23-2008, 03:05 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
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I believe we've found Grampa's teeth...
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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09-23-2008, 12:19 PM
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I'm still a jerk
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Little Mexico
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"Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering. |
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09-23-2008, 01:05 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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09-23-2008, 01:06 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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For your coconut porn.
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09-23-2008, 01:08 PM
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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I really want those cheese fries.
I wouldn't want more than a bite it's true, but I really want that bite. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Yummy yummy yum. Best go home.
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09-23-2008, 01:13 PM
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why so serious
Join Date: Apr 2007
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this is probably already here somewhere - not gonna look and see.
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09-23-2008, 01:50 PM
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Master Dwellar
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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09-23-2008, 01:56 PM
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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No, a gym doesn't have stools like that. She's stealing pony kegs.
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09-23-2008, 02:42 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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 I mean, seriously, is that some form of elephantitis or what?
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09-23-2008, 04:18 PM
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Operations Operative
Join Date: Jun 2005
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