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lumberjim · 06-11-2017, 10:53 AM

What's the best rape joke he told you?

footfootfoot · 06-11-2017, 06:08 PM

What did the girl from Alabama say after she lost her virginity?

"Get off me, pa, yer crushin' ma' smokes."

Gravdigr · 06-12-2017, 03:18 PM

That's a statutory rape joke.

Statutory rape jokes are different.

Gravdigr · 06-12-2017, 03:26 PM

I could have sworn I posted this. Second try:

I'm not sure where I heard/read this, but, I think it was a friend of mine.

He said he'd lost so much weight that he was afraid he was going to fall through his own asshole and accidentally strangle himself.

lumberjim · 06-12-2017, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

I could have sworn I posted this. Second try:

I'm not sure where I heard/read this, but, I think it was a friend of mine.

He said he'd lost so much weight that he was afraid he was going to fall through his own asshole and accidentally strangle himself.

That's awesome. I lolled

konopej · 06-14-2017, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

What did the girl from Alabama say after she lost her virginity?

"Get off me, pa, yer crushin' ma' smokes."

classy

Gravdigr · 06-14-2017, 09:46 AM

Y'know what they call a 12 year old virgin in Alabama?

Uuuuuggggglllllyyyyyy.

Gravdigr · 06-14-2017, 12:47 PM

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Iggy · 06-28-2017, 06:22 AM

The internet is for porn.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-01-2017, 12:47 AM

Know your bins, introduce them to the family, they'll be very close friends.

Gravdigr · 07-09-2017, 12:45 AM

Is the Russian name Pyotr pronounced somewhat like Peter?

If so, bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

If not, then, nevermind, I guess.

Squawk · 08-18-2017, 07:56 PM

https://youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU

[https://youtu.be/pRNb6pz6AFQ

Gravdigr · 08-20-2017, 12:49 PM

Heh, funny.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-20-2017, 03:23 PM

Edinburgh festival 2017:

Robert Garnham: Insomnia is awful. But on the plus side – only three more sleeps till Christmas.

Dan Antopolski: Centaurs shop at Topman. And Bottomhorse.

Paul Savage: Oregon leads America in both marital infidelity and clinical depression. What a sad state of affairs.

Caroline Mabey: I’m very conflicted by eye tests. I want to get the answers right but I really want to win the glasses.

Athena Kugblenu: Relationships are like mobile phones. You’ll look at your iPhone 5 and think, it used to be a lot quicker to turn this thing on.

Evelyn Mok: My vagina is kind of like Wales. People only visit ironically.

Phil Wang: In the bedroom, my girlfriend really likes it when I wear a suit, because she’s got this kinky fantasy where I have a proper job.

Gráinne Maguire: The Edinburgh fringe is such a bubble. I asked a comedian what they thought about the North Korea nuclear missile crisis and they asked what venue it was on in.

John-Luke Roberts: How did the Village People meet? They obviously led such different lives.

Olaf Falafel: If you’re being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead.

Gravdigr · 08-20-2017, 04:20 PM

The Village People comment makes sense. I mean, the biker and the motorcycle cop, I get that. But how did any of them ever run a cross an Indian chief? C'mon.

06-11-2017, 10:53 AM	#5626
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06-11-2017, 06:08 PM	#5627
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	What did the girl from Alabama say after she lost her virginity? "Get off me, pa, yer crushin' ma' smokes." __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

06-12-2017, 03:18 PM	#5628
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	That's a statutory rape joke. Statutory rape jokes are different. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off. Last edited by Gravdigr; 06-12-2017 at 03:27 PM.

06-12-2017, 03:26 PM	#5629
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I could have sworn I posted this. Second try: I'm not sure where I heard/read this, but, I think it was a friend of mine. He said he'd lost so much weight that he was afraid he was going to fall through his own asshole and accidentally strangle himself. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-14-2017, 09:46 AM	#5632
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Y'know what they call a 12 year old virgin in Alabama? Uuuuuggggglllllyyyyyy. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-14-2017, 12:47 PM	#5633
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-28-2017, 06:22 AM	#5634
Iggy Back and ready to tart up the place Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Kansas Posts: 850	The internet is for porn. Attached Images __________________ Chock-full of naughty goodness.

07-01-2017, 12:47 AM	#5635
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07-09-2017, 12:45 AM	#5636
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Is the Russian name Pyotr pronounced somewhat like Peter? If so, bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!! If not, then, nevermind, I guess. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-18-2017, 07:56 PM	#5637
Squawk Peoploid Join Date: Aug 2017 Posts: 152	https://youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU [https://youtu.be/pRNb6pz6AFQ Last edited by Squawk; 08-18-2017 at 08:03 PM.

08-20-2017, 12:49 PM	#5638
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Heh, funny. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-20-2017, 03:23 PM	#5639
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Edinburgh festival 2017: Robert Garnham: Insomnia is awful. But on the plus side – only three more sleeps till Christmas. Dan Antopolski: Centaurs shop at Topman. And Bottomhorse. Paul Savage: Oregon leads America in both marital infidelity and clinical depression. What a sad state of affairs. Caroline Mabey: I’m very conflicted by eye tests. I want to get the answers right but I really want to win the glasses. Athena Kugblenu: Relationships are like mobile phones. You’ll look at your iPhone 5 and think, it used to be a lot quicker to turn this thing on. Evelyn Mok: My vagina is kind of like Wales. People only visit ironically. Phil Wang: In the bedroom, my girlfriend really likes it when I wear a suit, because she’s got this kinky fantasy where I have a proper job. Gráinne Maguire: The Edinburgh fringe is such a bubble. I asked a comedian what they thought about the North Korea nuclear missile crisis and they asked what venue it was on in. John-Luke Roberts: How did the Village People meet? They obviously led such different lives. Olaf Falafel: If you’re being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-20-2017, 04:20 PM	#5640
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	The Village People comment makes sense. I mean, the biker and the motorcycle cop, I get that. But how did any of them ever run a cross an Indian chief? C'mon. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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