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ZenGum · 08-10-2009, 10:23 PM

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Stolen inflatable clown found with list of demands

Police in Alice Springs say an inflatable clown recently stolen from the Moscow Circus has been found.

The circus mascot Boris was taken from Blatherskite Park on July 26.

A police spokeswoman says a man walking through the Alice Springs golf course on Saturday morning found the clown still inflated at the barbecue area at the 17th green.

She says a handwritten note found with the clown demanding better working conditions has been seized by police for forensic testing.

Police have contacted the Moscow Circus with a view to reuniting it with the clown.

Sheldonrs · 08-11-2009, 12:39 PM

3'6" clairvoyent wanted for double homocide.

Headline: "Small medium at large"

TheMercenary · 08-11-2009, 03:08 PM

Weird.

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OURAY, Colo. -- An autopsy showed a 74-year-old Ouray County woman whose body was found being eaten by a bear was attacked and killed by that same bear after she attempted to help a smaller bear that had been hurt in a fight.

You have to read the rest of this:
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news...01/detail.html

Crimson Ghost · 08-11-2009, 03:12 PM

That is weird.

I can bearly believe it...

TheMercenary · 08-11-2009, 03:15 PM

Bear with me on this one. Why would you be feeding bears off your porch. I don't want a 400# Bear hanging anywhere around my house but on a wall skinned. At least he would be if I saw it in the yard.

Crimson Ghost · 08-11-2009, 03:20 PM

Perhaps if she fed it Yogi-urt, it wouldn't be so hungry...

Oh, yeah. Bears will eat anything. My boo-boo....

Sheldonrs · 08-11-2009, 08:46 PM

Wonder if her name is Ursalla.

TheMercenary · 08-11-2009, 08:48 PM

ZenGum · 08-11-2009, 09:45 PM

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Munson told her brother by telephone that she was putting out hard-boiled eggs and milk for the younger bear to eat, said the victim's son-in-law, Bruce Milne.
Munson told her brother Thursday night that the older bear was back and said, "I'm going to chase it off with a broom."

I admire her kindness and her courage, but she was a little short on sense.

Crimson Ghost · 08-11-2009, 10:34 PM

Hard-boiled eggs and milk?

The bear was pissed.

Do you know how hard it is to sneak up on dinner when you're farting so much, it sounds like the 1812 Overture?

AND she's gonna whack it with a broom?
Mrs. Munson, Thurman, you ain't.

Shawnee123 · 08-12-2009, 11:09 AM

So they kept shootin' bears until they found the one that ate her. She's dead, the bear done already ate her dumb (but friendly to bears) ass: who cares WHICH bear?

Trilby · 08-12-2009, 11:21 AM

Munson told her brother by telephone that she was putting out hard-boiled eggs and milk for the younger bear to eat, said the victim's son-in-law, Bruce Milne.

Wonder if Bruce is any relation to A.A. Milne - of Winnie the Pooh fame?

Crimson Ghost · 08-12-2009, 10:58 PM

Good eyes, Bri.

That's a honey of a coincidence.

Scriveyn · 08-13-2009, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

... A police spokeswoman says a man walking through the Alice Springs golf course on Saturday morning found the clown still inflated at the barbecue area at the 17th green. ...

Crimson Ghost · 08-14-2009, 01:10 AM

I think I know who was stealing those cucumbers...
And how he was smuggling them...

08-11-2009, 12:39 PM	#557
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	3'6" clairvoyent wanted for double homocide. Headline: "Small medium at large" __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

08-11-2009, 03:12 PM	#559
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	That is weird. I can bearly believe it... __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

08-11-2009, 03:15 PM	#560
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Bear with me on this one. Why would you be feeding bears off your porch. I don't want a 400# Bear hanging anywhere around my house but on a wall skinned. At least he would be if I saw it in the yard. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

08-11-2009, 03:20 PM	#561
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Perhaps if she fed it Yogi-urt, it wouldn't be so hungry... Oh, yeah. Bears will eat anything. My boo-boo.... __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

08-11-2009, 08:46 PM	#562
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Wonder if her name is Ursalla. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

08-11-2009, 08:48 PM	#563
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	__________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

08-11-2009, 10:34 PM	#565
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Hard-boiled eggs and milk? The bear was pissed. Do you know how hard it is to sneak up on dinner when you're farting so much, it sounds like the 1812 Overture? AND she's gonna whack it with a broom? Mrs. Munson, Thurman, you ain't. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

08-12-2009, 11:09 AM	#566
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	So they kept shootin' bears until they found the one that ate her. She's dead, the bear done already ate her dumb (but friendly to bears) ass: who cares WHICH bear? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-12-2009, 11:21 AM	#567
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Munson told her brother by telephone that she was putting out hard-boiled eggs and milk for the younger bear to eat, said the victim's son-in-law, Bruce Milne. Wonder if Bruce is any relation to A.A. Milne - of Winnie the Pooh fame? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-12-2009, 10:58 PM	#568
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Good eyes, Bri. That's a honey of a coincidence. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

08-14-2009, 01:10 AM	#570
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	I think I know who was stealing those cucumbers... And how he was smuggling them... __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

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