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Old 10-02-2008, 10:26 PM   #5701
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Got this email a few minutes ago. wondering wtf google saw in the content that made them come up with those side bar ads.

Are blacks still called blacks anyway?
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Old 10-02-2008, 10:34 PM   #5702
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Mountain Dew is spelled wrong too - [grammar Nazi]

twice actually
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Old 10-03-2008, 12:20 AM   #5703
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The fact that this nutter is sporting a wedding band only goes to prove that there's a lid for every pot.

I fear, however, that they may be a breeding pair.
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Old 10-03-2008, 12:44 AM   #5704
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i clicked the box in the gmail to reply on your post, foot. it doesn't fucking work. I'm that used to gmail's layout.....and I'm apparently impervious to advertising, cuz I don't even see that shit over there in my emails.......much less read it...
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Old 10-03-2008, 01:32 AM   #5705
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Old 10-03-2008, 10:26 AM   #5706
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Old 10-03-2008, 10:52 AM   #5707
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omfg...is that real?
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Old 10-03-2008, 10:53 AM   #5708
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Unfortunately, yes.
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Old 10-03-2008, 10:54 AM   #5709
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Old 10-03-2008, 12:27 PM   #5710
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She's real all right. Her name is Cathie Jung, heroine to the tight-lacing crowd. Her natural waistline has been reduced to (I believe) 15 inches by constant wearing of tight corsets. She holds the world record for smallest waist (at 70 years old, no less!).

I know a few people in the twenties but that tight, no!
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Old 10-03-2008, 12:32 PM   #5711
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I could do it. But I'm tiny everywhere. Wow. A record I could beat. mmm....I think I'll hold off on that. They probably take weight into account anyway.
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Old 10-03-2008, 12:58 PM   #5712
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I doubt they take weight into account, it's purely a measurement record.

But in order to cinch to that level you have to wear a corset 24/7. It will displace your internal organs and you will have to take it off as slowly as you put it on (over years).

But hey - it's a World Record!
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Old 10-03-2008, 01:05 PM   #5713
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What SG said: I remember reading about women in the pre-civil war era...their organs get squished to parts of the body they are not supposed to be, and it reforms bones. Not unlike Chinese foot binding.

Very very disturbing, to me.
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Old 10-03-2008, 01:09 PM   #5714
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Old 10-03-2008, 01:15 PM   #5715
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I doubt they take weight into account, it's purely a measurement record.

But in order to cinch to that level you have to wear a corset 24/7. It will displace your internal organs and you will have to take it off as slowly as you put it on (over years).

But hey - it's a World Record!
Well that sounds like a challenge. If I can get a 15 with my measuring tape I'll post it!


Nevermind. I just got a 22.
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