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xoxoxoBruce · 01-07-2019, 10:08 PM

~~Comcast~~ xfinity knocks...

Gravdigr · 01-11-2019, 12:10 PM

Real exchange?:

That last image does it for me, pushed right into LOL.

Carruthers · 01-11-2019, 03:47 PM

I live in a rural area and the farmers are diversifying into a taxi type service using tractors and potato wagons.

It's called Tuber.

fargon · 01-11-2019, 06:30 PM

Bad, Gravdigr Bad!!!
LOL I've had that same conversation.

Gravdigr · 01-12-2019, 03:00 PM

Bad ME?!?

Did you see what Carruthers just did?

Carruthers · 01-12-2019, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Bad ME?!?

Did you see what Carruthers just did?

Carruthers · 01-12-2019, 03:34 PM

I read an article the other day about some academic or other who had been researching the novels of Bram Stoker.

He deduced that Dracula was only 2ft 6in tall.

Apparently he was an extremely low blood count.

Gravdigr · 01-12-2019, 03:38 PM

I thought he looked a little anemic.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-12-2019, 11:58 PM

Low

Blood

Count

glatt · 01-14-2019, 05:29 PM

Me at REI an hour ago, trying to return a pair of winter boots that had just delaminated and got my foot soaking wet as I walked through some slush. "I don't have the receipt, but bought these boots a couple of years ago and now they are falling apart. I would like to return them."

Clerk after looking up my membership number purchasing history: "Yes, I see, you purchased these in 2006. They are over 12 years old. We have a one year return policy. Maybe try some Shoe Goo."

BigV · 01-14-2019, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carruthers

I live in a rural area and the farmers are diversifying into a taxi type service using tractors and potato wagons.

It's called Tuber.

Tractor Uber, I like it!

Gravdigr · 01-15-2019, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

Maybe try some Shoe Goo.

Pretty good stuff. Has its uses beyond gooing shoe.

Gravdigr · 01-15-2019, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

Tractor Uber, I like it!

Tater uber.

Tubers - taters

Gravdigr · 01-15-2019, 02:28 PM

Maybe it's a tater tractor, idk.

Gravdigr · 01-15-2019, 05:56 PM

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01-07-2019, 10:08 PM	#5701
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01-11-2019, 12:10 PM	#5702
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01-11-2019, 03:47 PM	#5703
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	I live in a rural area and the farmers are diversifying into a taxi type service using tractors and potato wagons. It's called Tuber. __________________

01-11-2019, 06:30 PM	#5704
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Bad, Gravdigr Bad!!! LOL I've had that same conversation. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

01-12-2019, 03:00 PM	#5705
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01-12-2019, 03:34 PM	#5707
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	I read an article the other day about some academic or other who had been researching the novels of Bram Stoker. He deduced that Dracula was only 2ft 6in tall. Apparently he was an extremely low blood count. __________________

01-12-2019, 03:38 PM	#5708
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I thought he looked a little anemic. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-12-2019, 11:58 PM	#5709
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Low Blood Count __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-14-2019, 05:29 PM	#5710
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Me at REI an hour ago, trying to return a pair of winter boots that had just delaminated and got my foot soaking wet as I walked through some slush. "I don't have the receipt, but bought these boots a couple of years ago and now they are falling apart. I would like to return them." Clerk after looking up my membership number purchasing history: "Yes, I see, you purchased these in 2006. They are over 12 years old. We have a one year return policy. Maybe try some Shoe Goo."

01-15-2019, 02:28 PM	#5714
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Maybe it's a tater tractor, idk. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-15-2019, 05:56 PM	#5715
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