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12-29-2011, 04:45 PM
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Старый сержант
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women.
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Yea, they send them school to teach them how to be weenies. It used to be called Command and Shaft, now it's called Intermediate Level Education for Majors....apparently being a weenie is only intermediate level.
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12-29-2011, 05:45 PM
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Master Dwellar
Join Date: Aug 2003
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oooohhhhh i wish i were an oscar meyer weiner..... ahem. oh. never mind. carry on.
what do you call a black prostitute with braces?? a black and decker pecker wrecker
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01-01-2012, 03:23 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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Mommy, what happened to all your scabs?
Hush, and eat your corn flakes.
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01-10-2012, 02:10 PM
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Nearly done.
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Teetering on the edge.
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If you have children, particularly teenagers, ask them to be careful about the photos they post on Facebook. Remind them that these will be the pictures the media use when they are kidnapped or murdered.
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01-14-2012, 05:58 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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01-14-2012, 06:52 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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01-14-2012, 08:18 AM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Why is cum white and piss yellow? So Italians can tell if they're coming or going.
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01-14-2012, 08:40 PM
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
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A guy with Down syndrome goes up to an ice-cream truck.
"Can .. I .. have .. an .. ice ... cream?" he asks. "Sure, mate, what flavour do you want?" says the ice cream guy. "Doesn't .. matter ... I'm ... only ... going ... to ... drop ... it ..."
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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01-15-2012, 11:55 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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That's just wrong.
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02-11-2012, 01:15 PM
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I got one
What do tightrope walking and getting a blow job from an 80yr old have in common?
You don't look down |
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02-12-2012, 10:58 AM
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Lol I got one! I made it up!
What do u call a bunch of adults with imaginary friends? Christians. |
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02-12-2012, 11:03 AM
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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
ba dum tssh |
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02-12-2012, 11:04 AM
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If God is the answer, what was the question?
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02-22-2012, 02:21 PM
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Trolls hate me
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What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patricks Day?
Everyone wants to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day.
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03-04-2012, 08:49 AM
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