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1649 The House of Commons of England passes an act abolishing the House of Lords, declaring it "useless and dangerous to the people of England". 1687 Explorer Robert Cavelier de La Salle, searching for the mouth of the Mississippi River, is murdered by his own men. 1863 The SS Georgiana, said to have been the most powerful Confederate cruiser, is destroyed on her maiden voyage with a cargo of munitions, medicines and merchandise then valued at over $1,000,000. 1895 Auguste and Louis Lumiθre record their first footage using their newly patented cinematograph. 1918 The U.S. Congress establishes time zones and approves daylight saving time. 1920 The United States Senate rejects the Treaty of Versailles for the second time (the first time was on November 19, 1919). 1931 Gambling is legalized in Nevada. And there was much rejoicing. I mean, like, a lot of rejoicing. They're still rejoicing. 1941 World War II: The 99th Pursuit Squadron also known as the Tuskegee Airmen, the first all-black unit of the US Army Air Corps, is activated. 1945 World War II: Adolf Hitler issues his "Nero Decree" ordering all industries, military installations, shops, transportation facilities and communications facilities in Germany to be destroyed. 1954 Willie Mosconi sets a world record by running 526 consecutive balls without a miss during a straight pool exhibition at East High Billiard Club in Springfield, Ohio, setting a record which remains unbroken. 1962 Bob Dylan releases his first album, Bob Dylan, for Columbia Records. 1965 The wreck of the SS Georgiana, valued at over $50,000,000 and said to have been the most powerful Confederate cruiser, is discovered by teenage diver and pioneer underwater archaeologist E. Lee Spence, exactly 102 years after its destruction. 1966 Texas Western, coached by Don Haskins, becomes the first college basketball team to win the Final four (defeating University of Kentucky ![]() 1969 The 385 metres (1,263 ft) tall TV-mast at Emley Moor transmitting station, United Kingdom, collapses due to ice build-up. 1979 The United States House of Representatives begins broadcasting its day-to-day business via the cable television network C-SPAN. 1982 Falklands War: Argentinian forces land on South Georgia Island, precipitating war with the United Kingdom. 1987 Televangelist Jim Bakker resigns as head of the PTL Club due to a brewing sex scandal; he hands over control to Jerry Falwell. 2008 GRB 080319B: A gamma ray burst that is the farthest object visible to the naked eye is briefly observed. It originated 7.5 billion light-years from Earth, and was visible to the naked eye for approximately 30 seconds. ![]() ![]() 1813 David Livingstone (subject of Henry Stanley's famous quote "Dr. Livingstone, I presume?". Livingstone was, literally, the only other white person for hundreds of miles in any direction.), 1883 Norman Haworth, 1848 Wyatt Earp, 1849 Alfred von Tirpitz, 1860 William Jennings Bryan, 1891 Earl Warren, 1894 Moms Mabley♪ ♫, 1905 Albert Speer, 1906 Adolf Eichmann, 1923 Pamela Britton (Lorelei on My Favorite Martian), 1925 Brent Scowcroft, 1928 Patrick McGoohan (The Prisoner), 1936 Ursula Andress, 1946 Paul Atkinson ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 1687 Renι-Robert Cavelier, Sieur de La Salle, 1943 Frank Nitti (mobster), 1950 Edgar Rice Burroughs (created Tarzan, and John Carter), 1950 Norman Haworth, 1982 Randy Rhoads ![]() ![]()
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Today is the first day of Spring. Today is also World Storytelling Day, as well as Extraterrestrial Abduction Day, The Great American Meatout, International Day of Happiness, UN French Language Day, National Native HIV/AIDS Awareness Day, and World Sparrow Day. Events 1602 – The Dutch East India Company is established. 1616 – Sir Walter Raleigh is freed from the Tower of London after 13 years of imprisonment. 1760 – The Great Boston Fire of 1760 destroys 349 buildings. 1815 – After escaping from Elba, Napoleon enters Paris with a regular army of 140,000 and a volunteer force of around 200,000, beginning his "Hundred Days" rule. 1852 – Harriet Beecher Stowe's novel Uncle Tom's Cabin is published. 1915 – Albert Einstein publishes his general theory of relativity. 1933 – Giuseppe Zangara is executed in Florida's electric chair for fatally shooting Anton Cermak in an assassination attempt against President-Elect Franklin D. Roosevelt. 1942 – World War II: General Douglas MacArthur, at Terowie, South Australia, makes his famous speech regarding the fall of the Philippines, in which he says: "I came out of Bataan and I shall return". 1969 - John Lennon married Yoko Ono in Gibraltar. 1972 – The Troubles: The first Provisional IRA car bombing in Belfast kills seven people and injures 148 others in Northern Ireland. 1980 - 28 year- old Joseph Riviera held up the Asylum Records office in New York and demanded to see either Jackson Browne or The Eagles. Riviera wanted to talk to them to see if they would finance his trucking operation. He gave him-self up when told that neither act was in the office at the time. 1985 – Libby Riddles becomes the first woman to win the 1,135-mile Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race. 1987 – The Food and Drug Administration approves the anti-AIDS drug, AZT. 1991 - Eric Clapton's four year old son, Conor, fell to his death from the 53rd story of a New York City apartment after a housekeeper who was cleaning the room left a window open. The boy was in the custody of his mother, Italian actress, Lori Del Santo and the pair were visiting a friend's apartment. Clapton was staying in a nearby hotel after taking his son to the circus the previous evening. The tragedy inspired his song ‘Tears in Heaven’. 1991, Michael Jackson signed a $1 billion (£0.6 billion) contract with Sony, the richest deal in recording history. 1995 – The Japanese cult Aum Shinrikyo carries out a sarin gas attack on the Tokyo subway, killing 12 and wounding over 1,300 people. 2003 – Invasion of Iraq: In the early hours of the morning, the United States and three other countries (the UK, Australia and Poland) begin military operations in Iraq. 2015 – A Solar eclipse, equinox, and a Supermoon all occur on the same day. ![]() ![]() 43 BC – Ovid, 1821 – Ned Buntline, 1828 – Henrik Ibsen, 1882 – Renι Coty, 1903 – Edgar Buchanan, 1906 – Ozzie Nelson (The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet), 1908 – Michael Redgrave, 1914 – Wendell Corey, 1917 – Vera Lynn ("Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?"), 1918 – Jack Barry, 1922 – Carl Reiner, 1928 – Fred 'Mr.' Rogers, 1931 – Hal Linden, 1935 – Ted Bessell, 1937 – Jerry Reed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 1726 – Isaac Newton, 1933 – Giuseppe Zangara, 1974 – Chet Huntley, 1994 – Lewis Grizzard, 2013 – George Lowe, 2015 - A. J. Pero ![]()
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1508 – Ferdinand II of Aragon commissions Amerigo Vespucci chief navigator of the Spanish Empire. 1622 – Jamestown massacre: Algonquians kill 347 English settlers around Jamestown, Virginia, a third of the colony's population, during the Second Anglo-Powhatan War. 1630 – The Massachusetts Bay Colony outlaws the possession of cards, dice, and gaming tables. 1739 – Nader Shah occupies Delhi in India and sacks the city, stealing the jewels of the Peacock Throne. 1765 – The British Parliament passes the Stamp Act that introduces a tax to be levied directly on its American colonies. 1784 – The Emerald Buddha is moved with great ceremony to its current location in Wat Phra Kaew, Thailand. 1872 – Illinois becomes the first state to require gender equality in employment. 1894 – The first playoff game for the Stanley Cup starts. 1943 – World War II: the entire village of Khatyn (in what is the present-day Republic of Belarus) is burnt alive by Schutzmannschaft Battalion 118. 1972 – In Eisenstadt v. Baird, the United States Supreme Court decides that unmarried persons have the right to possess contraceptives. [...the fuck? ![]() 1975 – A fire at the Browns Ferry Nuclear Power Plant in Decatur, Alabama causes a dangerous reduction in cooling water levels. 1978 – Karl Wallenda of The Flying Wallendas dies after falling off a tight-rope between two hotels in San Juan, Puerto Rico. 1993 – The Intel Corporation ships the first Pentium chips (80586), featuring a 60 MHz clock speed, 100+ MIPS, and a 64 bit data path. 1995 – Cosmonaut Valeri Polyakov returns to earth after setting a record of 438 days in space. 1997 – Tara Lipinski, aged 14 years and 9 months, becomes the youngest women's World Figure Skating Champion. 2006 – Three Christian Peacemaker Team (CPT) hostages are freed by British forces in Baghdad after 118 days of captivity and the murder of their colleague from the U.S., Tom Fox. 2017 – A terrorist attack in London near the Houses of Parliament leaves four people dead and at least 20 injured. Births 1814 – Thomas Crawford, 1817 – Braxton Bragg, 1884 – Arthur H. Vandenberg, 1887 – Chico Marx, 1908 – Louis L'Amour, 1912 – Karl Malden, 1920 – James Brown, 1920 – Werner Klemperer, 1923 – Marcel Marceau, 1924 – Al Neuharth, 1930 – Pat Robertson, 1931 – William Shatner, 1934 – Orrin Hatch, 1935 – M. Emmet Walsh, 1936 – Roger Whittaker, 1940 – Haing S. Ngor, 1941 – Bruno Ganz, 1942 – Dick Poundsnicker, 1943 – George Benson, 1947 – James Patterson, 1948 – Wolf Blitzer, 1948 – Andrew Lloyd Webber, 1952 – Bob Costas, 1955 – Lena Olin, 1955 – Pete Sessions, 1959 – Matthew Modine, 1971 – Keegan-Michael Key, 1972 – Elvis Stojko, 1975 – Cole Hauser, 1976 – Reese Witherspoon, 1989 – J. J. Watt Deaths 1820 – Stephen Decatur, 1978 – Karl Wallenda, 1994 – Dan Hartman, 1994 – Walter Lantz, 1999 – David Strickland, 2001 – William Hanna, 2005 – Rod Price, 2016 – Rob Ford
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1775 American Revolutionary War: Patrick Henry delivers his speech "Give me liberty, or give me death!" at St. John's Episcopal Church, Richmond, Virginia. 1801 Tsar Paul I of Russia is struck with a sword, then strangled, and finally trampled to death inside his bedroom at St. Michael's Castle. 1806 After traveling through the Louisiana Purchase and reaching the Pacific Ocean, explorers Lewis and Clark and their "Corps of Discovery" begin their arduous journey home. 1857 Elisha Otis's first elevator is installed at 488 Broadway New York City. 1862 The First Battle of Kernstown, Virginia, marks the start of Stonewall Jackson's Valley Campaign. Although a Confederate defeat, the engagement distracts Federal efforts to capture Richmond. 1868 The University of California is founded in Oakland, California when the Organic Act is signed into law. 1909 Theodore Roosevelt leaves New York for a post-presidency safari in Africa. The trip is sponsored by the Smithsonian Institution and National Geographic Society. 1919 In Milan, Italy, Benito Mussolini founds his Fascist political movement. 1933 The Reichstag passes the Enabling Act of 1933, making Adolf Hitler dictator of Germany. 1956 Pakistan becomes the first Islamic republic in the world. (Republic Day in Pakistan) 1977 The first of The Nixon Interviews (12 will be recorded over four weeks) are videotaped with British journalist David Frost interviewing former United States President Richard Nixon about the Watergate scandal and the Nixon tapes. 1983 Strategic Defense Initiative: President Ronald Reagan makes his initial proposal to develop technology to intercept enemy missiles. 1991 The Revolutionary United Front, with support from the special forces of Charles Taylor's National Patriotic Front of Liberia, invades Sierra Leone in an attempt to overthrow Joseph Saidu Momoh, sparking a gruesome 11-year Sierra Leone Civil War. 1994 A United States Air Force (USAF) F-16 aircraft collides with a USAF C-130 at Pope Air Force Base and then crashes, killing 24 United States Army soldiers on the ground. This later became known as the Green Ramp disaster. 2001 The Russian Mir space station is disposed of, breaking up in the atmosphere before falling into the southern Pacific Ocean near Fiji. 2003 Battle of Nasiriyah, first major conflict during the invasion of Iraq. 2009 FedEx Express Flight 80: A McDonnell Douglas MD-11 flying from Guangzhou, China crashes at Tokyo's Narita International Airport, killing both the captain and the co-pilot. Births 1887 Josef Čapek, 1910 Akira Kurosawa, 1912 Wernher von Braun, 1921 Donald Campbell, 1922 Ugo Tognazzi, 1929 Roger Bannister, 1931 Viktor Korchnoi, 1937 Craig Breedlove, 1949 Ric Ocasek, 1953 Chaka Khan, 1957 Amanda Plummer, 1959 Catherine Keener, 1964 Hope Davis, 1976 Michelle Monaghan, 1976 Keri Russell, 1989 Ayesha Curry Deaths 1801 Paul I of Russia, 1964 Peter Lorre, 2006 Desmond Doss ![]()
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1401 Turco-Mongol emperor Timur sacks Damascus. 1663 The Province of Carolina is granted by charter to eight Lords Proprietor in reward for their assistance in restoring Charles II of England to the throne. 1765 Great Britain passes the Quartering Act, which requires the Thirteen Colonies to house British troops. 1832 In Hiram, Ohio, a group of men beat and tar and feather Mormon leader Joseph Smith. 1882 Robert Koch announces the discovery of Mycobacterium tuberculosis, the bacterium responsible for tuberculosis. 1900 Mayor of New York City Robert Anderson Van Wyck breaks ground for a new underground "Rapid Transit Railroad" that would link Manhattan and Brooklyn. 1944 World War II: In an event later dramatized in the movie The Great Escape, 76 Allied prisoners of war begin breaking out of the German camp Stalag Luft III. 1958 Rock 'n' roll teen idol Elvis Presley is drafted in the U.S. Army. 1965 Images from the Ranger 9 lunar probe are broadcast live on network television. 1976 In Argentina, the armed forces overthrow the constitutional government of President Isabel Perσn and start a 7-year dictatorial period self-styled the National Reorganization Process. 1986 The Loscoe gas explosion leads to new UK laws on landfill gas migration and gas protection on landfill sites. 1989 In Prince William Sound in Alaska, the Exxon Valdez spills 240,000 barrels (38,000 m3) of crude oil after running aground. 1993 Discovery of Comet ShoemakerLevy 9. 1999 Kosovo war: NATO began attacks on Yugoslavia without United Nations Security Council (UNSC) approval , marking the first time NATO has attacked a sovereign country. 1999 A lorry carrying margarine and flour catches fire inside the Mont Blanc Tunnel. The resulting inferno kills 38 people. 2008 Bhutan officially becomes a democracy, with its first ever general election. 2015 Germanwings Flight 9525 crashes in the French Alps in an apparent pilot mass murder-suicide, killing all 150 people on board. births 1725 Samuel Ashe, 1820 Edmond Becquerel, 1834 John Wesley Powell, 1874 Harry Houdini, 1887 Roscoe 'Fatty' Arbuckle, 1901 Ub Iwerks, 1902 Thomas E. Dewey, 1909 Clyde Barrow, 1910 Richard Conte, 1911 Joseph Barbera, 1919 Lawrence Ferlinghetti, 1924 Norman Fell, 1930 Steve McQueen ![]() Deaths 1603 Elizabeth I of England, 1882 Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, 1905 Jules Verne, 1984 Sam Jaffe, 1990 Ray Goulding, 1993 John Hersey, 2008 Richard Widmark, 2010 Robert Culp, 2016 Garry Shandling
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Re: Fresnel
I have a large Fresnel lens I scavenged from a big projection TV. On a sunny day it can concentrate enough sunlight to make a dark rag burst into flame in about six seconds.
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Today is the International Day Of The Unborn Child. Also, today is marked as an International Day Of Remembrance of the Victims of Slavery and the Transatlantic Slave Trade. Today is observed as International Day of Solidarity with Detained and Missing Staff Members by the United Nations General Assembly. This date also marks Maryland Day, in the U.S. state of Maryland, while Tolkien fans can celebrate Tolkien Reading Day, and Sweden celebrates Waffle Day. There are 281 days remaining in the year, and 274 days until Christmas. Don't want it to sneak up on ya, dontcha know. ![]() Events 1199 Richard I (Richard The Lion Heart) is wounded by a crossbow bolt while fighting France, leading to his death on April 6. 1306 Robert the Bruce becomes King of Scots (Scotland). 1584 Sir Walter Raleigh is granted a patent to colonize Virginia. 1807 The Swansea and Mumbles Railway, then known as the Oystermouth Railway, becomes the first passenger-carrying railway in the world. 1811 Percy Bysshe Shelley is expelled from the University of Oxford for publishing the pamphlet The Necessity of Atheism. 1911 In New York City, the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire kills 146 garment workers. 1931 The Scottsboro Boys are arrested in Alabama and charged with rape. 1948 The first successful tornado forecast predicts that a tornado will strike Tinker Air Force Base, Oklahoma. 1949 More than 92,000 kulaks are suddenly deported from the Baltic states to Siberia. 1957 United States Customs seizes copies of Allen Ginsberg's poem "Howl" on obscenity grounds. 1965 Civil rights activists led by Martin Luther King Jr. successfully complete their 4-day 50-mile march from Selma to the capitol in Montgomery, Alabama. 1969 During their honeymoon, John Lennon and Yoko Ono hold their first Bed-In for Peace at the Amsterdam Hilton Hotel (until March 31). 1979 The first fully functional Space Shuttle orbiter, Columbia, is delivered to the John F. Kennedy Space Center to be prepared for its first launch. 1995 WikiWikiWeb, the world's first wiki, and part of the Portland Pattern Repository, is made public by Ward Cunningham. 1999 - 73-year-old country music singer Ray Price was arrested in his Texas home for possession of marijuana. He was fined $200 after pleading no contest to the charges. According to Price in a 2008 interview, old friend Willie Nelson - no stranger to marijuana arrests - phoned and told him he'd just earned $5 million in free publicity with the drug bust. 2000 - Former Bay City Rollers drummer Derek Longmuir was given 300 hours community service after being caught with a hoard of child pornography including 150 videos and 73 floppy disks. 2006 Capitol Hill massacre: A gunman kills six people before taking his own life at a party in Seattle's Capitol Hill neighborhood. ![]() ![]() 1840 Myles Keogh, 1867 Gutzon Borglum (designed Mount Rushmore), 1867 Arturo Toscanini♪ ♫, 1881 Bιla Bartσk ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 1918 Claude Debussy♪ ♫, 1969 Max Eastman, 1982 Goodman Ace, 1988 Robert Joffrey (co-founded the Joffrey Ballet), 1992 Nancy Walker, 1999 Cal Ripken, Sr., 2005 Paul Henning (developed several "rural" comedies for CBS including The Beverly Hillbillies), 2006 - Buck Owens♪ ♫, 2008 Herb Peterson (created the McMuffin), 2009 Dan Seals♪ ♫(England Dan & John Ford Coley), 2012 John Crosfield (founded Crosfield Electronics), 2014 Ralph Wilson (founded the Buffalo Bills)
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