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Gravdigr · 09-23-2019, 05:03 PM

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Diaphone Jim · 09-24-2019, 03:30 PM

Be all that you can be.
May not be clickable, but:

https://i2.wp.com/www.theava.com/wp-...Cute.jpg?ssl=1

xoxoxoBruce · 09-25-2019, 01:39 AM

Here...

Gravdigr · 09-26-2019, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Och! I've foond yit another o'those wee cabers up me skirt!

Gravdigr · 09-27-2019, 02:14 PM

lumberjim · 10-03-2019, 10:28 AM

I can't even

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BOTHELL, WA—According to reports, local 22-year-old Chloe Kowalski’s world was torn apart Thursday morning, as the millennial barista was diagnosed with a rare disease that prevents her from having the ability to even.
“I just—I can’t even,” Kowalski reportedly sobbed on her boyfriend’s shoulder after the appointment with her regular doctor, which she had scheduled after slowly losing her even functionality over the course of several months.
“I can’t even right now. I can’t even, ever,” she was overheard saying through tears before breaking down.
“We’ve never seen a case quite like this before,” Dr. Elizabeth Eden told reporters gathered outside the clinic where Kowalski’s devastating diagnosis was handed down. “Many millennials will experience short bouts of not being able to even for several seconds, often triggered by a cute video of a cat or other small animal, or perhaps something online that’s ‘so relatable.'”
“But Kowalski—she just can’t even. She may never even again, at least not without assistance,” she said, shaking her head grimly, according to reporters.
Reached for comment, Kowalski noted that she “still can’t even.”
“I seriously just can’t even, you guys,” she confirmed.

Gravdigr · 10-03-2019, 01:15 PM

I feel her pain.

I may never even again.

That was border-line hilarious, btw.

Carruthers · 10-03-2019, 01:24 PM

If left untreated, 'I can't even' is likely to develop into a particularly nasty case of 'I'm like'.

There's no known cure.

Gravdigr · 10-05-2019, 01:36 PM

I found out I can even!!!

It's just that I don't.

Gravdigr · 10-05-2019, 01:36 PM

Lemonsareperfectforwhutnow?

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Gravdigr · 10-24-2019, 07:37 PM

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xoxoxoBruce · 11-13-2019, 11:55 PM

How people in Southern California interpret road signs.

BigV · 11-16-2019, 12:30 AM

Been on all those roads at one time or another..

Some truth there... Some funny too

Gravdigr · 11-16-2019, 11:08 AM

Only road I've been on lately is the Highway To Hell.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-23-2019, 01:20 AM

Go Liz, games in bed...

09-23-2019, 05:03 PM	#5866
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09-25-2019, 01:39 AM	#5868
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Here... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-27-2019, 02:14 PM	#5870
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10-03-2019, 01:15 PM	#5872
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I feel her pain. I may never even again. That was border-line hilarious, btw. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off. Last edited by Gravdigr; 10-03-2019 at 01:33 PM.

10-03-2019, 01:24 PM	#5873
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	If left untreated, 'I can't even' is likely to develop into a particularly nasty case of 'I'm like'. There's no known cure. __________________

09-24-2019, 03:30 PM	#5867
Diaphone Jim Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 2,122	Be all that you can be. May not be clickable, but: https://i2.wp.com/www.theava.com/wp-...Cute.jpg?ssl=1

10-05-2019, 01:36 PM	#5874
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I found out I can even!!! It's just that I don't. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-05-2019, 01:36 PM	#5875
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Lemonsareperfectforwhutnow? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-24-2019, 07:37 PM	#5876
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11-13-2019, 11:55 PM	#5877
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	How people in Southern California interpret road signs. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-16-2019, 12:30 AM	#5878
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Been on all those roads at one time or another.. Some truth there... Some funny too __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

11-16-2019, 11:08 AM	#5879
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Only road I've been on lately is the Highway To Hell. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-23-2019, 01:20 AM	#5880
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Go Liz, games in bed... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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