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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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#5882 |
lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phila Burbs
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Where the hell is my fire TV remote. I just had the damn thing. I haven't gotten my fat ass up off the sofa, and yes I've checked down the cushions and over the side.
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#5883 |
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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I lose mine on the top of the back of the sofa, sometimes.
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#5884 |
lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phila Burbs
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Over the side and under the sofa turned out to be the sweet spot. If I install the app on my phone, does that mean I'll start losing my phone?
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#5885 |
polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 24,185
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Things I apparently need tracking devices on:
- my tweezers - keys - lighter (for rare candles) - correct coloured bra for chosen outfit - landline handset - although that's because only my Godfather ever calls me on it - stamps - buspass - glasses/ prescription sunglasses - library books - birdfood - appropriate footwear ![]() The one thing I can always find is my umbrella, because knowing how easily I misplace things I decided to prop it up on the landing outside my flat (I'm on the top floor, so no-one uses this space but me). I've only unfurled it once since I bought it because I have short hair and prefer to wear a hat.
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#5886 |
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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Boxers. Boxers have me mildly irritated today.
To wit: In his most recent fight Floyd Moneyweather made app. $180 million bucks. For 36 minutes fight time. 2,160 seconds. $180,000,000. That's $83,333 per second. Awesome? Not even close. In 1988, Mike Tyson knocked out then undefeated Michael Spinks in 91 seconds. Tyson made $22 million. In 91 seconds. That comes to $241,758 per second. So, yeah, I'm just a little ticked rfn. Source: June 2015 issue of AthlonSports.
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#5887 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 30,852
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oh, I thought you had an underwear malfunction issue
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Sleep deprivation. I guess that's to be expected when one works two jobs at opposite ends of a day, but I am B-E-A-T BEAT today.
That's OK, I don't work the 9 am job on Friday so after I get off work at 1 a.m. tonight (tomorrow morning) I have a bottle of wine ready...then don't have to go to a job until 9 pm Friday night. Then I have a whole weekend! I haven't had an entire weekend in a couple of months. What, oh what, will I do? The world is my salmon (I hate oysters.) |
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#5889 |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
Posts: 27,717
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Can you sleep OK when it's time to sleep?
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#5890 |
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Usually I can...the problem is I haven't been able to lately. I used to try to take a fitful nap between jobs, then get about 5 hours at night (around 2 am to around 7 am) but the nap has been a bust and so has the sleeping at night. I don't know why. I just toss and turn. I feel pretty used to the schedule so I'm not sure why I suddenly can't sleep, when my entire life I could've won an Olympic medal in being able to sleep great almost all the time.
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#5891 |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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Weird. That sucks.
Try stretching before you sleep. Especially this stretch, with your butt right up against the wall. I started doing this recently and it has done wonders for my sleep. I stay in that pose for a minute or two just before climbing in to bed. |
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#5892 |
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I'll try it. At night I am often pretty achy from the physical work. I don't take many pain relievers, due to the aforementioned wine, so maybe achy leg/feet/hip thing isn't helping. Maybe the stretching will help.
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#5893 |
Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Mar 2011
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btw, glatt, you look totally different in that pic! Is your new name gaitlyn?
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#5894 |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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Try it. It will press your lower back against the floor and decompress your spine. Obviously, if it hurts, stop doing it, but I think you will find it relaxing, and you will sleep better. It will also stretch your legs. One or two minutes only.
And don't stand up quickly after doing this or you will faint. Get up slowly and crawl into bed. |
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#5895 |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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Oh, and too much wine will hurt your sleep too. It generally helps you fall asleep faster, but then disrupts the sleep later in the night. Which seems so unfair. Moderation.
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