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Old 11-23-2019, 01:40 PM   #5881
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Hah!
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Old 11-30-2019, 09:55 PM   #5882
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Old 12-01-2019, 12:15 PM   #5883
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Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha--

--deep inhale--

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That were funny.
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Old 12-07-2019, 03:13 AM   #5884
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Donald Trump ... nothing funnier than him!
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Old 12-07-2019, 09:53 AM   #5885
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AWESOME!!!

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Old 12-12-2019, 01:32 PM   #5886
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Old 12-14-2019, 01:35 AM   #5887
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Old 12-15-2019, 03:20 PM   #5888
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Old 12-26-2019, 09:57 AM   #5889
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Old 12-26-2019, 12:16 PM   #5890
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Is this humorous?
Well it would be humorous if this guy was not who he is and was not talking to young people. And maybe was not so long.
No, it is scary and sad.
And hard to believe it is real.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-VI5NWRl2E
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Old 12-26-2019, 01:50 PM   #5891
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Nope not funny, sad.
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Old 12-26-2019, 02:40 PM   #5892
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Old 01-08-2020, 11:39 PM   #5893
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Old 01-11-2020, 02:35 PM   #5894
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Is this humorous?
Well it would be humorous if this guy was not who he is and was not talking to young people. And maybe was not so long.
No, it is scary and sad.
And hard to believe it is real.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-VI5NWRl2E
For some reason (probably the way I linked it) this video opens halfway through Trump's pitiful speech.
If you have the time, watch it all the way through. If you have any questions about wind, just call him up.
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Old 01-11-2020, 03:05 PM   #5895
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This is really a sad story except for the bewildering last line.
A few days ago a woman near Bakersfield was found shot and a hunt for her son was initiated. They had a description of his car and the cops were pretty sure he was heading for Las Vegas.
After a couple of hours, the car was found parked alongside I 15 near the Nevada state line. For some reason a "high risk stop" was ordered and officers from four or five jurisdictions showed up.
Shooting (described as from all personnel involved) followed and the highway was closed for 19 hours. This road carries around 45,000 vehicles per day and many had to spend the night with no input from the highway patrol. Several families were trapped and many ran out of gas.
Not unexpectedly, follow-up details have been hard to find except that:
"With the vehicle surrounded, the suspect shot himself and officers returned fire."
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