The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 393

Crimson Ghost · 10-19-2008, 10:55 PM

I've seen other wooden horses, but none like that.

dar512 · 10-19-2008, 11:05 PM

Don't you hate it when you're sitting there drinking from the water fountain and a tree grows up around you?

impress · 10-19-2008, 11:51 PM

Crimson Ghost · 10-20-2008, 02:32 AM

Hey! I have seen that guy!

THX-1138

---------------- Now playing on XMPlay: Ashfordaisyak - Leper In A Tumbledryer

xhaos01 · 10-20-2008, 08:58 AM

OMG!!! He got molested by a Power Ranger!!!!

SteveDallas · 10-20-2008, 09:30 AM

Quote:

or equivelent value in advisement and betterment services

Translation: 20 hours of financial planning advice (no I'm not a certified financial planner, but I took a bookkeeping course at a community college 25 years ago) at my usual rate of $1,000 per hour.

Sundae · 10-20-2008, 10:18 AM

I once woke up to find my housemate's boyfriend fondling my feet. Given that it was dark and he was black I suppose it's not a bad likeness.

He was definitely a foot man, in the weeks before I moved out when I had already finished my job (and was supposed to be packing) he would knock on my door in the afternoon to come downstairs and get stoned with him. Well, he never said that, but I always did because he smoked all the time and I ws a lightweight.

Then, when I was cabbaged, he would massage my feet and paint my toenails. He even invited me out to China with him when he was booked as a DJ in a Western style club for a couple of months. I was tempted. I declined.

impress · 10-20-2008, 10:34 AM

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Crimson Ghost · 10-20-2008, 11:50 AM

And who says the Achilles tendon is a weak spot?

Treasenuak · 10-20-2008, 01:12 PM

Ohhh, impress, that gave me the WILLIES!! -shudders-

John · 10-20-2008, 03:53 PM

dar512 · 10-20-2008, 05:15 PM

Actually, I kinda like that one.

glatt · 10-20-2008, 05:22 PM

Dick Van Patten's Hobo Chili for Dogs

HungLikeJesus · 10-20-2008, 05:37 PM

Eatables?

Sundae · 10-20-2008, 06:05 PM

I've smelled some bad dog farts in my time.
I sure as hell wouldn't want to be around a chilli-eating dog!

I like the little girl with the dinos.
Except she's just that little bit too Disney for me - smaller eyes and I might even have considered it for a screensaver.

10-19-2008, 10:55 PM	#5881
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	I've seen other wooden horses, but none like that. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

10-19-2008, 11:05 PM	#5882
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	Don't you hate it when you're sitting there drinking from the water fountain and a tree grows up around you? __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

10-19-2008, 11:51 PM	#5883
impress It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Irvine, California Posts: 936	__________________ If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.

10-20-2008, 02:32 AM	#5884
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Hey! I have seen that guy! THX-1138 ---------------- Now playing on XMPlay: Ashfordaisyak - Leper In A Tumbledryer __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

10-20-2008, 10:18 AM	#5887
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I once woke up to find my housemate's boyfriend fondling my feet. Given that it was dark and he was black I suppose it's not a bad likeness. He was definitely a foot man, in the weeks before I moved out when I had already finished my job (and was supposed to be packing) he would knock on my door in the afternoon to come downstairs and get stoned with him. Well, he never said that, but I always did because he smoked all the time and I ws a lightweight. Then, when I was cabbaged, he would massage my feet and paint my toenails. He even invited me out to China with him when he was booked as a DJ in a Western style club for a couple of months. I was tempted. I declined. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-20-2008, 08:58 AM	#5885
xhaos01 Victim of an overactive imagination Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 85	OMG!!! He got molested by a Power Ranger!!!!

10-20-2008, 10:34 AM	#5888
impress It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Irvine, California Posts: 936	__________________ If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.

10-20-2008, 11:50 AM	#5889
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	And who says the Achilles tendon is a weak spot? __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

10-20-2008, 01:12 PM	#5890
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	Ohhh, impress, that gave me the WILLIES!! -shudders-

10-20-2008, 03:53 PM	#5891
John Operations Operative Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 562

10-20-2008, 05:15 PM	#5892
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	Actually, I kinda like that one. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

10-20-2008, 05:22 PM	#5893
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Dick Van Patten's Hobo Chili for Dogs Attached Images

10-20-2008, 05:37 PM	#5894
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Eatables? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

10-20-2008, 06:05 PM	#5895
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I've smelled some bad dog farts in my time. I sure as hell wouldn't want to be around a chilli-eating dog! I like the little girl with the dinos. Except she's just that little bit too Disney for me - smaller eyes and I might even have considered it for a screensaver. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

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