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Gravdigr · 03-11-2020, 04:03 PM

Might have to think about it...

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fargon · 03-11-2020, 04:20 PM

That is sick, evil, and twisted. I Love It.

fargon · 03-11-2020, 04:23 PM

I am ruined for life.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-11-2020, 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff

Why drive to Germany when you're already in Austria?

To get to Wedding so she can make an honest man of you.

And because of her three huge brothers in the back seat whispering squeal like a pig.

Diaphone Jim · 03-17-2020, 01:42 PM

https://i2.wp.com/www.theava.com/wp-...oker.jpg?ssl=1

Gravdigr · 03-17-2020, 05:31 PM

Ooh, topical.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-18-2020, 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diaphone Jim

https://i2.wp.com/www.theava.com/wp-...oker.jpg?ssl=1

Gravdigr · 03-18-2020, 05:56 PM

Heh, that pot might be worth more than the one where I got my scooter...

xoxoxoBruce · 03-20-2020, 12:51 AM

Contemporary Bingo...

Squawk · 03-20-2020, 02:02 PM

More covid humour.

BigV · 03-20-2020, 02:17 PM

That right there is some comedy gold!

Griff · 03-20-2020, 03:12 PM

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BigV · 03-20-2020, 05:20 PM

Squawk · 03-20-2020, 06:34 PM

On the first day of isolation my true love sent to me
A cartridge in an uzi.
On the second day of isolation my true love sent to me
Two surgical gloves
And a cartridge in an uzi.
On the third day of isolation my true love sent to me
Three bic pens
Two surgical gloves
And a cartridge in an uzi.
On the fourth day of isolation my true love sent to me
Four calling cards
Three bic pens
Two surgical gloves
And a cartridge in an uzi.
On the fifth day of isolation my true love sent to me
Five chicken wings
Four calling cards
Three bic pens
Two surgical gloves
And a cartridge in an uzi.
On the sixth day of isolation my true love sent to me
Six police arresting
Five chicken wings
Four calling cards
Three bic pens
Two surgical gloves
And a cartridge in an uzi.
On the seventh day of isolation my true love sent to me
Seven cons a-phishing
Six police arresting
Five chicken wings
Four calling cards
Three bic pens
Two surgical gloves
And a cartridge in an uzi.
On the eighth day of isolation my true love sent to me
Eight ways of sneezing
Seven cons a-phishing
Six police arresting
Five chicken wings
Four calling cards
Three bic pens
Two surgical gloves
And a cartridge in an uzi.
On the ninth day of isolation my true love sent to me
Nine pills a-popping
Eight ways of sneezing
Seven cons a-phishing
Six police arresting
Five chicken wings
Four calling cards
Three bic pens
Two surgical gloves
And a cartridge in an uzi.
On the tenth day of isolation my true love sent to me
Ten sores a-sleeping
Nine pills a-popping
Eight ways of sneezing
Seven cons a-phishing
Six police arresting
Five chicken wings
Four calling cards
Three bix pens
Two surgical gloves
And a cartridge in an uzi.
On the eleventh day of isolation my true love sent to me
Eleven rolls of Andrex
Ten sores a-sleeping
Nine pills a-popping
Eight ways of sneezing
Seven cons a-phishing
Six police arresting
Five chicken wings
Four calling cards
Three bic pens
Two surgical gloves
And a cartridge in an uzi.
On the twelfth day of isolation my true love sent to me
Twelve snipers shooting
Eleven rolls of Andrex
Ten sores a-sleeping
Nine pills a-popping
Eight ways of sneezing
Seven cons a-phishing
Six police arresting
Five chicken wings
Four calling cards
Three bic pens
Two surgical gloves
And a cartridge in an uzi.

footfootfoot · 03-20-2020, 09:30 PM

hmm.

03-11-2020, 04:03 PM	#5911
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03-11-2020, 04:20 PM	#5912
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	That is sick, evil, and twisted. I Love It. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

03-11-2020, 04:23 PM	#5913
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	I am ruined for life. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

03-17-2020, 05:31 PM	#5916
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Ooh, topical. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-18-2020, 05:56 PM	#5918
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Heh, that pot might be worth more than the one where I got my scooter... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-17-2020, 01:42 PM	#5915
Diaphone Jim Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 2,122	https://i2.wp.com/www.theava.com/wp-...oker.jpg?ssl=1

03-20-2020, 12:51 AM	#5919
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Contemporary Bingo... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-20-2020, 02:02 PM	#5920
Squawk Peoploid Join Date: Aug 2017 Posts: 152	More covid humour. __________________ 'Nothin' seems that weird anymore' Lo-Fidelity Allstars

03-20-2020, 02:17 PM	#5921
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	That right there is some comedy gold! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

03-20-2020, 03:12 PM	#5922
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	. Attached Images __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-20-2020, 05:20 PM	#5923
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	__________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

03-20-2020, 06:34 PM	#5924
Squawk Peoploid Join Date: Aug 2017 Posts: 152	On the first day of isolation my true love sent to me A cartridge in an uzi. On the second day of isolation my true love sent to me Two surgical gloves And a cartridge in an uzi. On the third day of isolation my true love sent to me Three bic pens Two surgical gloves And a cartridge in an uzi. On the fourth day of isolation my true love sent to me Four calling cards Three bic pens Two surgical gloves And a cartridge in an uzi. On the fifth day of isolation my true love sent to me Five chicken wings Four calling cards Three bic pens Two surgical gloves And a cartridge in an uzi. On the sixth day of isolation my true love sent to me Six police arresting Five chicken wings Four calling cards Three bic pens Two surgical gloves And a cartridge in an uzi. On the seventh day of isolation my true love sent to me Seven cons a-phishing Six police arresting Five chicken wings Four calling cards Three bic pens Two surgical gloves And a cartridge in an uzi. On the eighth day of isolation my true love sent to me Eight ways of sneezing Seven cons a-phishing Six police arresting Five chicken wings Four calling cards Three bic pens Two surgical gloves And a cartridge in an uzi. On the ninth day of isolation my true love sent to me Nine pills a-popping Eight ways of sneezing Seven cons a-phishing Six police arresting Five chicken wings Four calling cards Three bic pens Two surgical gloves And a cartridge in an uzi. On the tenth day of isolation my true love sent to me Ten sores a-sleeping Nine pills a-popping Eight ways of sneezing Seven cons a-phishing Six police arresting Five chicken wings Four calling cards Three bix pens Two surgical gloves And a cartridge in an uzi. On the eleventh day of isolation my true love sent to me Eleven rolls of Andrex Ten sores a-sleeping Nine pills a-popping Eight ways of sneezing Seven cons a-phishing Six police arresting Five chicken wings Four calling cards Three bic pens Two surgical gloves And a cartridge in an uzi. On the twelfth day of isolation my true love sent to me Twelve snipers shooting Eleven rolls of Andrex Ten sores a-sleeping Nine pills a-popping Eight ways of sneezing Seven cons a-phishing Six police arresting Five chicken wings Four calling cards Three bic pens Two surgical gloves And a cartridge in an uzi. __________________ 'Nothin' seems that weird anymore' Lo-Fidelity Allstars

03-20-2020, 09:30 PM	#5925
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	hmm. Attached Images __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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