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Old 08-05-2015, 09:38 AM   #5926
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Or you could send it to me to clean, just don't remove any of the naked pictures of you and your girlfriends.
Put the car in PARK! Do you mean all this time Lola has been batting for the other team? Why am I always the last person to find these things out?

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Ugh! I missed this post. Was going to be a personal gift, but now, NO MORE FOR YOU.
I would actually only need the one copy.
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Old 08-05-2015, 11:06 AM   #5927
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Put the car in PARK! Do you mean all this time Lola has been batting for the other team?
No no, I didn't say, nor mean to infer that. Don't you know all the chicks trade naked pictures of each other, it's part of the sisterhood code.
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I would actually only need the one copy.
Well me too, but I feel full disclosure to be the honorable thing to do.
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Old 08-05-2015, 11:28 AM   #5928
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No no, I didn't say, nor mean to infer that.
Hopes dashed.

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Don't you know all the chicks trade naked pictures of each other, it's part of the sisterhood code.
Hopes rekindled!
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Old 08-06-2015, 12:56 AM   #5929
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Old 08-06-2015, 10:05 AM   #5930
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URL: http://cellar.org/search.php?searchid...
Reason: Content of type Pornography blocked: Content filtering
User: 93018703
Group: Adult/Staff Libraries
Client: 10.19.16.9
Server: 10.235.240.245
The Cellar is NOT blocked. Just the access to the New Posts search.
What?!
I am considering challenging it, but worry that they might end up blocking the whole site.
Yeah, like the occasional swear and boobies is going to bring hoardes of schoolkids into the library to get their rocks off on the Cellar.
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Old 08-07-2015, 10:40 PM   #5931
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I'm very glad things are going well.

If you have not already done so, I urge you to set up the "Watch Folders".
It starts via "Launch ClamXav Sentry" under the main ClamXav menu.
Then you will have an automatic barrier to future invasions.

Cheers.
Ok, thanks!
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Old 08-08-2015, 11:31 AM   #5932
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Wait a minute!! You mean there is a new set of nude photos of Lola Bunny???

Yes, the mention of anything nude in connection with Lola is like blood in the water to sharks.
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Old 08-08-2015, 12:12 PM   #5933
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No, I blew that deal with my greed.
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Old 08-08-2015, 01:24 PM   #5934
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Don't worry, we're thinking up a penance for you as we speak.
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Old 08-08-2015, 04:43 PM   #5935
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If it's any consolation, I whacked myself severely.
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Old 08-09-2015, 10:35 PM   #5936
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Old 08-10-2015, 06:30 AM   #5937
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Does parcel tracking ever work?
I mean, EVAH?!

Maybe it's just me. Because it has never worked anywhere I've lived, and I've moved about a bit. I mean crikey me, I lived in three different addresses in London - one of the major cities in the world. Even now it's not like I live on top of remote hillside or something.

I log onto parcel tracking and the parcel is somewhere odd like Shropshire (just odd because it's not en route, not generally odd... I think) and then five minutes later I get a card through the door saying "We tried to deliver but you were out..." No, I wasn't. And you had my mobile number you gits.

Sorry. I'm waiting on lots of things at present, mostly through the post, and two about medical appointments. So I'm a little raw.
I love my post-lady to bits, but she only handles Royal Mail deliveries, so my parcel tracking beef isn't with her. And even she can't make St James' Hospital send me a date for my scan any faster.

Also I'm bruised to buggery.
It's like I fall asleep in a field of farming equipment or something.
I have no idea why being sober is more bruising than being drunk.
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Old 08-10-2015, 11:05 AM   #5938
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It's the rats, they beat you up while your sleeping.
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Old 08-14-2015, 03:56 PM   #5939
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I often say that I am not surprised by the stupidity of people, however, sometimes, I am a little surprised.

Remember when the sinkhole opened up underneath The Nat'l Corvette Museum in Bowling Green, KY? Well, after some discussion of leaving the hole and putting a clear floor over it, and, ultimately deciding to repair the hole, and finally deciding to display some of the Vettes, unrepaired, instead of restoring them all, I was gobsmacked.

I remember reading that they were considering selling jars of sinkhole dirt. I thought it was a joke.

As of the end of July, the Nat'l Corvette Museum has sold almost 2400 jars of sinkhole dirt and rocks. For $10 a pop.

It's dirt. In a jar.

Damn, people are stupid.

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Old 08-14-2015, 04:17 PM   #5940
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