October 10, 2008: Squirrel mama protects baby - Page 4

BigV · 10-13-2008, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by spudcon

Squirrels all have a death by electrocution wish. They are a problem for power companies because the break into substations and short them out with their stupid little bodies. The squirrel prophet tells them all if they die this way, there will be 72 nuts waiting for them in heaven.

naw... they have an overpowering urge to keep their teeth from attacking themselves, and grind them down continuousl in self defense.

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A squirrels teeth grow continuously. Their incisor's will grow six inches per year, but stay short due to the constant wear they receive.

Treasenuak · 10-13-2008, 04:45 PM

just like every other rodent I know of... -shudder-

SPUCK · 10-13-2008, 05:51 PM

I bet that's rat damage not squirrel damage. Rats fit under car dashes and hoods better.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-13-2008, 10:34 PM

Squirrels and chipmunks climb better than rats. But all the little bastards love the taste of plastic wire insulation, for some reason.

ZenGum · 10-13-2008, 11:15 PM

I'm getting worried about these rodents, people. It's time to ring the alarm bell.

I've read (I think in Enemy at the Gates, recommended) that as the Germans advanced through Russia, a large force of tanks (in the hundreds) was temporarily crippled when, during a few days recovery period, field mice chewed through many of the engine cables, which was not noticed until the tanks were given their next orders to advance.

Also, Herodotus' The Histories relates how an army (in old Egypt, I think) was defeated in a campaign when a plague of mice chewed all the leather straps off their equipment.

In recent times, Cellarites have reported direct attacks and even repeated home invasions by rodents.

Now, they are beginning their campaign by first picking off our allies, the dogs.

Clearly this is a species with evil intentions towards us. They are flexing their muscles, practicing their co-ordination, rehearsing their attacks. They are angry. They have defeated us in battle before.

This is no time for appeasement.

We are in trouble. Conventional firearms will be ineffective against them. No barrier is impenetrable to their evil hordes. Arm yourselves for the coming battle, my fellow humans. I recommend the nine-iron. Or fire.

To BATTLE!

SPUCK · 10-14-2008, 03:57 AM

I have the stew pot!

10-13-2008, 10:34 PM	#49
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Squirrels and chipmunks climb better than rats. But all the little bastards love the taste of plastic wire insulation, for some reason. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-13-2008, 11:15 PM	#50
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I'm getting worried about these rodents, people. It's time to ring the alarm bell. I've read (I think in Enemy at the Gates, recommended) that as the Germans advanced through Russia, a large force of tanks (in the hundreds) was temporarily crippled when, during a few days recovery period, field mice chewed through many of the engine cables, which was not noticed until the tanks were given their next orders to advance. Also, Herodotus' The Histories relates how an army (in old Egypt, I think) was defeated in a campaign when a plague of mice chewed all the leather straps off their equipment. In recent times, Cellarites have reported direct attacks and even repeated home invasions by rodents. Now, they are beginning their campaign by first picking off our allies, the dogs. Clearly this is a species with evil intentions towards us. They are flexing their muscles, practicing their co-ordination, rehearsing their attacks. They are angry. They have defeated us in battle before. This is no time for appeasement. We are in trouble. Conventional firearms will be ineffective against them. No barrier is impenetrable to their evil hordes. Arm yourselves for the coming battle, my fellow humans. I recommend the nine-iron. Or fire. To BATTLE! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-13-2008, 04:45 PM	#47
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	just like every other rodent I know of... -shudder-

10-13-2008, 05:51 PM	#48
SPUCK Professor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,911	I bet that's rat damage not squirrel damage. Rats fit under car dashes and hoods better.

10-14-2008, 03:57 AM	#51
SPUCK Professor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,911	I have the stew pot!

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