Three True, One False - aka Glatt's Game - Page 4

glatt · 10-01-2009, 09:27 AM

Oh. Yeah. Never mind.

Pie · 10-01-2009, 09:31 AM

Oh. SOmehow, I was taking Shaw's assurance over Monnie's! Haggis.

Shawnee123 · 10-01-2009, 09:33 AM

I FELT so sure! D'oh!

monster · 10-01-2009, 10:39 AM

heehee that's 'cause my lie was also a clever half-truth

monster · 10-01-2009, 10:44 AM

oh! re the Thor knows X=7, well i went to quiz him on it, and he said oh It's 7 mostly. Sometimes. So I make up a simple equation like X+ 3 = 5 and he got it straight away, so i did a few more.... so then I said OK, smarty-pants, try these:
X + Y = 5
X * Y = 6
and he solved it straight away. (X= 2, Y=3, not sure what would have happened if I'd asked if X can be 3....) so we got a bit more complex.... up to X + Y = 13, X * Y = 42 which he got right after a couple of trial X's because he couldn't remember what times what was 42 other than 2 * 21... I was pretty impressed given that he hadn't encountered that type of problem before.

Shawnee123 · 10-01-2009, 10:48 AM

Wow.

I'm telling you, he and my 7 year old niece...

They got interim reports and she got her normal straight As.

Plus she's a cutie!

limey · 10-01-2009, 11:08 AM

I'm confused. Who's it?

Shawnee123 · 10-01-2009, 11:10 AM

There itt is!

monster · 10-01-2009, 11:27 AM

smooth is it.

monster · 10-01-2009, 11:28 AM

I'll take the composition for the win..... now who's crackers?

glatt · 10-01-2009, 12:28 PM

I'll be crackers. But he's eating them with the cheap wine, so I won't win.

monster · 10-01-2009, 12:49 PM

OK smooth, hurry up and finish that choral composition based on the poetry of Groucho Marx and announce me the winner!

smoothmoniker · 10-01-2009, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smoothmoniker

Tonight I am snacking on a plate of cheese and crackers.

false - tonight I am snacking on wine and more wine

Quote:

Tonight I am finishing up a choral composition based on the poetry of Sappho.

True. I am entering a young (ha!) composer's competition sponsored by Pacific Chorale, so I'm racing to finish the piece and the demo by today!

Quote:

Tonight I am drinking my way through a very nice $3 bottle of wine.

True! There's a local market here that sells a cheap bottle of Sangiovese, and it's quite lovely.

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Tonight I am watching last night's episode of "Melrose Place".

Alas, true. It is an awful, awful television show, with horrible writing and even worse acting, but one of the artists I play for had a song placed in this week's episode, so I had to give it the obligatory viewing.

It was just as awful as I had imagined it would be.

Shawnee123 · 10-01-2009, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Tonight I am finishing up a choral composition based on the poetry of Sappho.

Quote:

True. I am entering a young (ha!) composer's competition sponsored by Pacific Chorale, so I'm racing to finish the piece and the demo by today!

See how two dimensional images can fool the eye? I never would have guessed you were a young lesbian!

glatt · 10-01-2009, 01:39 PM

I won! I won glatt's game!

Ok. I can't really say anything about today, because nothing much has happened today. So I'm going to expand it to this past week.

This past week, I:

1. Had my rubber gloved hand up to my elbow in the sewer pipe under our toilet removing a foreign object from the pipe.

2. I saw a guy on my 7:30 AM Metro train commute drinking from a large can of malt liquor.

3. I interviewed an attractive 20 something woman for a position requiring Norwegian language skills.

4. I made a Swedish Fish costume with my daughter out of carpet padding and red spray paint.

10-01-2009, 09:31 AM	#47
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Oh. SOmehow, I was taking Shaw's assurance over Monnie's! Haggis. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

10-01-2009, 09:33 AM	#48
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I FELT so sure! D'oh! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-01-2009, 10:39 AM	#49
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	heehee that's 'cause my lie was also a clever half-truth __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-01-2009, 10:44 AM	#50
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	oh! re the Thor knows X=7, well i went to quiz him on it, and he said oh It's 7 mostly. Sometimes. So I make up a simple equation like X+ 3 = 5 and he got it straight away, so i did a few more.... so then I said OK, smarty-pants, try these: X + Y = 5 X * Y = 6 and he solved it straight away. (X= 2, Y=3, not sure what would have happened if I'd asked if X can be 3....) so we got a bit more complex.... up to X + Y = 13, X * Y = 42 which he got right after a couple of trial X's because he couldn't remember what times what was 42 other than 2 * 21... I was pretty impressed given that he hadn't encountered that type of problem before. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-01-2009, 10:48 AM	#51
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Wow. I'm telling you, he and my 7 year old niece... They got interim reports and she got her normal straight As. Plus she's a cutie! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-01-2009, 09:27 AM	#46
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Oh. Yeah. Never mind.

10-01-2009, 11:08 AM	#52
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	I'm confused. Who's it? __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

10-01-2009, 11:10 AM	#53
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	There itt is! Attached Images __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-01-2009, 11:27 AM	#54
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	smooth is it. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-01-2009, 11:28 AM	#55
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I'll take the composition for the win..... now who's crackers? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-01-2009, 12:28 PM	#56
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I'll be crackers. But he's eating them with the cheap wine, so I won't win.

10-01-2009, 12:49 PM	#57
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	OK smooth, hurry up and finish that choral composition based on the poetry of Groucho Marx and announce me the winner! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-01-2009, 01:39 PM	#60
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I won! I won glatt's game! Ok. I can't really say anything about today, because nothing much has happened today. So I'm going to expand it to this past week. This past week, I: 1. Had my rubber gloved hand up to my elbow in the sewer pipe under our toilet removing a foreign object from the pipe. 2. I saw a guy on my 7:30 AM Metro train commute drinking from a large can of malt liquor. 3. I interviewed an attractive 20 something woman for a position requiring Norwegian language skills. 4. I made a Swedish Fish costume with my daughter out of carpet padding and red spray paint.

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