mixed up sayings - Page 4

monster · 04-05-2010, 09:23 AM

MIL announced that she's been to the Trivia fountain in Rome....

SamIam · 04-05-2010, 10:22 AM

I have to pee like a banshee.

Shawnee123 · 04-05-2010, 11:31 AM

"When it rains, it snows."

--cow orker from days of yore (or your, as some would have it)

JuancoRocks · 04-05-2010, 11:35 AM

It's a doggy dog world.......

Used in lieu of "It's a dog eat dog world"

One of my in laws......

DanaC · 04-05-2010, 12:36 PM

hahahaha. I love that one, Juanco

Wasn't that the name of a Snoop Dogg song?

squirell nutkin · 04-05-2010, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

MIL announced that she's been to the Trivia fountain in Rome....

...but it was nothing to write home about?

Carruthers · 04-05-2010, 01:56 PM

A mate of mine found himself at the wrong end of disciplinary proceedings at work. In his own interests, he insisted that the personnel manager recorded what was said at the hearing and that he be provided with a copy of the transcript. He pointed out that he was of the opinion that the whole thing was heavy handed and that the company had 'gone for the jugular'. This was dutifully, if inaccurately, recorded in the transcript as 'gone for the juggler'.

As he pointed out, working there always was like working at a circus.

Carruthers

lumberjim · 06-10-2017, 05:50 PM

When you are attacked by a group of clowns, go for the juggler first.

footfootfoot · 06-11-2017, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirell nutkin

...but it was nothing to write home about?

I read this just now and it took me a minute to get the joke. Jeez. What does that say about me?

04-05-2010, 09:23 AM	#46
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	MIL announced that she's been to the Trivia fountain in Rome.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-05-2010, 11:31 AM	#48
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	"When it rains, it snows." --cow orker from days of yore (or your, as some would have it) __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-05-2010, 11:35 AM	#49
JuancoRocks Sir Post-A-Lot Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Paradise Valley, Arizona Posts: 437	It's a doggy dog world....... Used in lieu of "It's a dog eat dog world" One of my in laws...... __________________ "That's just like your opinion man"

06-10-2017, 05:50 PM	#53
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	When you are attacked by a group of clowns, go for the juggler first. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-05-2010, 10:22 AM	#47
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	I have to pee like a banshee.

04-05-2010, 01:56 PM	#52
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	A mate of mine found himself at the wrong end of disciplinary proceedings at work. In his own interests, he insisted that the personnel manager recorded what was said at the hearing and that he be provided with a copy of the transcript. He pointed out that he was of the opinion that the whole thing was heavy handed and that the company had 'gone for the jugular'. This was dutifully, if inaccurately, recorded in the transcript as 'gone for the juggler'. As he pointed out, working there always was like working at a circus. Carruthers

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