"So classic cries enough, you get banned from the Cellar..." - Page 4

GunMaster357 · 09-21-2010, 08:46 AM

You're right. As a man, I confirm that it's highly erotic for both man and woman.

I've known a few women who could go to climax without external stimulation by just giving a blowjob.

I consider it a very nice preliminary, but not a "must do", after all some women don't like that. And I love to reciprocate and taking my time about it.

Nirvana · 09-21-2010, 09:36 AM

This thread and its drift makes me want to kill a hobo

Cloud · 09-21-2010, 12:49 PM

gee, mention blow jobs and look what happens!

Gravdigr · 09-21-2010, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

I like a man with a short fat cock if I'm going to swallow.

Hi! My name is Gravdigr, and I like long walks on the beach, blow jobs, and large-breasted British women...

Quote:

I've never had my ears tugged, but I did once have a guy get his fingers caught in my elaborate hairdo.

That's what he gets for trying to finger your head.

Gravdigr · 09-28-2010, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

I've never learned to deep throat, and I think it's more erotic for a man to see most of his penis being swallowed. Too long and I feel like a kid with an ice-lolly.
And fat because you can work up good sucking action.

I enjoy reading this post.

henry quirk · 09-29-2010, 09:16 AM

'snivelling xenophobic yesman'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

classicman · 09-29-2010, 11:45 AM

Hey look - its Henry - Crawl out from under your rock again?

Flint · 09-29-2010, 11:49 AM

BAN THE PANTS OFF OF HENRY "JERK" !!!1

Shawnee123 · 09-29-2010, 11:56 AM

Oh noes. monster and henry are two of the few with any balls around here. On second thought, yes, let's take off his pants.

Trilby · 09-29-2010, 01:29 PM

I used to have some metaphoric balls.

but now I just don't care very much. About anything. And all the arguments in the Cellar are the same arguments/name-calling/hate-slinging/you'restupidnoyou'restupid freakfests that have been rattling around the Universe forevah. veeeeery boring arguments and we all know who is who and who likes who and what and who is a left leaning bleeding heart and who is an evil right wing nutjob. There are no more surprises!

Apathy. I gots it.

Shawnee123 · 09-29-2010, 01:35 PM

But you never cried about it, even when you had metaphoric balls.

Apathy, you gots it. Only you expressed apathy in an entirely non-apathetic way.

This is why we love the Cellar. Be apathetic. Be argumentative. Just, please, don't cry.

monster · 09-29-2010, 07:59 PM

Some rocks are diamonds.

sexobon · 09-29-2010, 08:25 PM

Who would cry in the Cellar for a Klondike Bar?

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Sundae · 09-30-2010, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

I used to have some metaphoric balls.
but now I just don't care very much. About anything.

You lie. Bet you still care about the BJ discussion.

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

But you never cried about it, even when you had metaphoric balls.

Metaphoric balls? We suck those too. Roll them around in our mouths.

Sorry this is a walk on the seedy side.
But hey. If anything can diffuse male agression it's having their balls between someone else's teeth...

[Disclaimer: this is meant in a saucy wench, cock in teeth way, not to demean any male Dwellar]

GunMaster357 · 09-30-2010, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

But hey. If anything can diffuse male agression it's having their balls between someone else's teeth...

How much do you charge for a vasectomy?

09-21-2010, 08:46 AM	#46
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	You're right. As a man, I confirm that it's highly erotic for both man and woman. I've known a few women who could go to climax without external stimulation by just giving a blowjob. I consider it a very nice preliminary, but not a "must do", after all some women don't like that. And I love to reciprocate and taking my time about it. __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

09-21-2010, 09:36 AM	#47
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	This thread and its drift makes me want to kill a hobo __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

09-21-2010, 12:49 PM	#48
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	gee, mention blow jobs and look what happens! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

09-29-2010, 09:16 AM	#51
henry quirk maskless: yesterday, today, tomorrow Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,162	'snivelling xenophobic yesman' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! __________________ like the other guy sez: 'not really back, blah-blah-blah...'

09-29-2010, 11:45 AM	#52
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Hey look - its Henry - Crawl out from under your rock again? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

09-29-2010, 11:49 AM	#53
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	BAN THE PANTS OFF OF HENRY "JERK" !!!1 __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

09-29-2010, 11:56 AM	#54
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Oh noes. monster and henry are two of the few with any balls around here. On second thought, yes, let's take off his pants. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-29-2010, 01:29 PM	#55
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I used to have some metaphoric balls. but now I just don't care very much. About anything. And all the arguments in the Cellar are the same arguments/name-calling/hate-slinging/you'restupidnoyou'restupid freakfests that have been rattling around the Universe forevah. veeeeery boring arguments and we all know who is who and who likes who and what and who is a left leaning bleeding heart and who is an evil right wing nutjob. There are no more surprises! Apathy. I gots it. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-29-2010, 01:35 PM	#56
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	But you never cried about it, even when you had metaphoric balls. Apathy, you gots it. Only you expressed apathy in an entirely non-apathetic way. This is why we love the Cellar. Be apathetic. Be argumentative. Just, please, don't cry. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-29-2010, 07:59 PM	#57
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Some rocks are diamonds. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-29-2010, 08:25 PM	#58
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Who would cry in the Cellar for a Klondike Bar?

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