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Ibby · 06-24-2006, 01:59 AM

Am I the least new of the n00bs? Or am I not a n00b? Or are there n00bs that have been here longer than me?

Beestie · 06-24-2006, 03:18 AM

OK - since LJ has returned to the Nepalese mountains for further instruction, I will meekly offer a quiz determined to quantify your suitability to the Cellar.

Choose your answers carefully since they will be recorded in your permanent record.

You are Brittany Spears baby. What are your first words?
You wake up an X-woman. What's your power?
A meteor the size of Texas will hit in 2 days. You won Powerball tonight. Discuss. Oh, no one but you knows about the meteor.
You can go back in time with impunity. Discuss.
You are granted five minutes with anyone in history. Whom do you choose?
Saurkraut or Vidalia onion relish?
How many doodads does xoxoxoBruce have?
What is your totem?
Rewrite the ending of one movie.
Confess one thing you'd rather not confess.

bbro · 06-26-2006, 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beestie

OK - since LJ has returned to the Nepalese mountains for further instruction, I will meekly offer a quiz determined to quantify your suitability to the Cellar.

Choose your answers carefully since they will be recorded in your permanent record.

You are Brittany Spears baby. What are your first words?
You wake up an X-woman. What's your power?
A meteor the size of Texas will hit in 2 days. You won Powerball tonight. Discuss. Oh, no one but you knows about the meteor.
You can go back in time with impunity. Discuss.
You are granted five minutes with anyone in history. Whom do you choose?
Saurkraut or Vidalia onion relish?
How many doodads does xoxoxoBruce have?
What is your totem?
Rewrite the ending of one movie.
Confess one thing you'd rather not confess.

Sorry about the lateness, but I only post during the workday

Here are my answers, not as profound as I am sure you would have thought

*AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
*Invisibility - all the things I could do that no one would notice
*Spend all my money on things that wouldn't last more than two days, maybe give some away just to look giving
*Actually, I don't know much about history - just what I read from fiction novels. I don't know what I would do
*Edgar Allen Poe or Leonardo Da Vinci
*Neither, how about just plan vidalia onions
*Has anyone ever counted that high?
*Hmmmm, I don't know, I have never thought about it, maybe a tree or a moon.
*I can't think of it! I know there are plenty of movies that I saw the ending and said "That was total crap! What the hell???!!"
*I had to look up what you meant by totem....okay, okay, and impunity (I don't have the largest vocabulary)

How is that?

xoxoxoBruce · 06-24-2006, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Ibram

Am I the least new of the n00bs? Or am I not a n00b? Or are there n00bs that have been here longer than me?

At 654 posts, your hardly a n00b.

Pie · 06-24-2006, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

At 654 posts, your hardly a n00b.

That's more posts than I have, and I've been here for almost half a decade!

Beestie · 06-24-2006, 02:26 AM

Welcome to the Cellar bbro. I only post on Friday night. Its always Friday night somewhere.

Don't worry about being "accepted." The last thing we need is someone who fits in.

capnhowdy · 06-24-2006, 09:54 PM

damn beestie. You're the quiz king.

Everyone quit typing nOObs...it ryhmes with bOObs & I'm getting aroused....

OK Now answer the damn questions.

Ibby · 06-24-2006, 09:59 PM

But i've been here only, what, a month? month and a half?

Is n00bdom by time or by posts?

EDIT: Oh, and capnhowdy... at least we arent saying n(.Y.)bs.

capnhowdy · 06-25-2006, 09:03 PM

(.Y.)

very clever!

Ibby · 06-25-2006, 09:09 PM

it looks better with other fonts

Crimson Ghost · 06-26-2006, 04:00 AM

Welcome, bbro.
As you can see, none of us are normal.
And with gas at $2.89, Marlboro at $5.50, and an eyetalian grinder at $6.00, who the hell wants to be normal???

This should go in the "06-06-06" thread, but I just noticed it:
Ibram
Tongue-twisting Storm

Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Prayin' to the light machine
Posts: 666

06-24-2006, 01:59 AM	#1
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	Am I the least new of the n00bs? Or am I not a n00b? Or are there n00bs that have been here longer than me? __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

06-24-2006, 03:18 AM	#2
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	OK - since LJ has returned to the Nepalese mountains for further instruction, I will meekly offer a quiz determined to quantify your suitability to the Cellar. Choose your answers carefully since they will be recorded in your permanent record. You are Brittany Spears baby. What are your first words? You wake up an X-woman. What's your power? A meteor the size of Texas will hit in 2 days. You won Powerball tonight. Discuss. Oh, no one but you knows about the meteor. You can go back in time with impunity. Discuss. You are granted five minutes with anyone in history. Whom do you choose? Saurkraut or Vidalia onion relish? How many doodads does xoxoxoBruce have? What is your totem? Rewrite the ending of one movie. Confess one thing you'd rather not confess. __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

06-24-2006, 02:26 AM	#6
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	Welcome to the Cellar bbro. I only post on Friday night. Its always Friday night somewhere. Don't worry about being "accepted." The last thing we need is someone who fits in. __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

06-24-2006, 09:54 PM	#7
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	damn beestie. You're the quiz king. Everyone quit typing nOObs...it ryhmes with bOObs & I'm getting aroused.... OK Now answer the damn questions. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

06-24-2006, 09:59 PM	#8
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	But i've been here only, what, a month? month and a half? Is n00bdom by time or by posts? EDIT: Oh, and capnhowdy... at least we arent saying n(.Y.)bs. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

06-25-2006, 09:03 PM	#9
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	(.Y.) very clever! __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

06-25-2006, 09:09 PM	#10
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	it looks better with other fonts __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

06-26-2006, 04:00 AM	#11
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Welcome, bbro. As you can see, none of us are normal. And with gas at $2.89, Marlboro at $5.50, and an eyetalian grinder at $6.00, who the hell wants to be normal??? This should go in the "06-06-06" thread, but I just noticed it: Ibram Tongue-twisting Storm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Prayin' to the light machine Posts: 666 __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

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