What do you wear when doing housework? - Page 4

xoxoxoBruce · 02-17-2007, 06:18 PM

Hi Ram, welcome to the cellar.

All vacuum cleaners, but especially the ones with a hose, built up static electricity that will cause body hair to swing and sway as you move. Very sensual.

DanaC · 02-17-2007, 07:30 PM

Now there's an image to have in my head just as I go to bed....alone...and free to dream:P

SteveDallas · 02-17-2007, 07:48 PM

Ahhh, Donna Reed . . .

Pie · 02-17-2007, 10:04 PM

Housework? What's that? (I outsource it. So sue me.)

ram491991 · 04-12-2007, 01:27 AM

nothing ofcourse

i also love to masterbate with a vacuum cleaner its so pleasing
:p

SadistSecret · 04-18-2007, 05:19 AM

I don't outsource my housework, I just bribe people to do it for me.

"Do my dishes, then check your myspace." I don't have a Myspace, but apparently, checking it is worth cleaning a house inhabited by two almost 20 year old men, and their friends that stay over for days at a time...which is a scary thing indeed.

TheMercenary · 04-18-2007, 02:23 PM

I don't do it. My wife does. Some times I help.

02-17-2007, 06:18 PM	#46
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Hi Ram, welcome to the cellar. All vacuum cleaners, but especially the ones with a hose, built up static electricity that will cause body hair to swing and sway as you move. Very sensual. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-17-2007, 10:04 PM	#49
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Housework? What's that? (I outsource it. So sue me.) __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

04-18-2007, 05:19 AM	#51
SadistSecret Even If you choose to love me, I will always choose to fall. Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Des Moines. Posts: 139	I don't outsource my housework, I just bribe people to do it for me. "Do my dishes, then check your myspace." I don't have a Myspace, but apparently, checking it is worth cleaning a house inhabited by two almost 20 year old men, and their friends that stay over for days at a time...which is a scary thing indeed. __________________ "Seven Deadly Sins? I thought it was a to-do list!!

04-18-2007, 02:23 PM	#52
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	I don't do it. My wife does. Some times I help. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

02-17-2007, 07:30 PM	#47
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Now there's an image to have in my head just as I go to bed....alone...and free to dream:P

02-17-2007, 07:48 PM	#48
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Ahhh, Donna Reed . . .

04-12-2007, 01:27 AM	#50
ram491991 Person Who Has Posted Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2	nothing ofcourse i also love to masterbate with a vacuum cleaner its so pleasing :p

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