Dinner date

[Flint]

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

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"Here, baby, I know what'll take that taste right out of your mouth . . .."

So a guy walks into a bar and says,
"Give me 10 shots of whiskey, I'm celebrating my first blowjob!"

So the bartender pours his shots, and he slams them all down, bam! bam! bam!

The bartender pours another and says "Here's one on the house, congratulations."

And the guy says "No thanks, if those didn't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."

[Undertoad]

For God's sake, put away all the porn.

[sweetwater]

"Keep those really easy recipes coming!" said sweetwater, the non-cook.

You might want to think about what she's doing while you are preparing the meal. Audience participation could make it more fun for her. Leave a carrot unpeeled or wine glasses empty so she can do something. And with both of you working in the kitchen it is bound to get cozy in there.

[monster]

Originally Posted by classicman

- If she has any allergies that incumbent upon her to tell him - not the other way around.

It's not just allergies. There may be religious avoidances or she maybe a vegetarian -both of which have many interpretations and followers who assume theirs is the only interpretation, so their dietary restrictions should be obvious. Also sometimes people think that they have told someone they're a veggie etc, when in fact they haven't. there's so much to get into at the start of a new relationship. It's a courtesy to ask/check and it eliminates one potential pitfall. What's to lose?

[freshnesschronic]

The Fresh is back.

So we met a week ago. The next day was a student org sponsored club party. She saw me there, remembered me from the day before and we had a good time. She was drunk, we made out, blah blah, no sex, I made sure she got home with her friends. Next couple days she let me know she wanted to get to know each other first, so I'm like yeah that's fine and we've seen each other every day since. Just to chill and hang out. It's been alright.

This dinner date came about when I was talking about the dining hall food and she said playfully (she lives in the dorms)

"oh so this is why we're hanging out because I can swipe you in?" and I said

"no you know it's more than that. You can come to my place and have a homecooked meal anytime."

"What are you gonna make me?"

"That's for me to know and you to find out"

"So I can look forward to dinner Sunday nite?"

"You absolutely can."

And I'm pretty good with a foreman grill myself. And no I don't know her allergies (though I think she'll tell me beforehand).

So basically, it's like working backwards into a relationship, I guess. I'm not sure if I want a relationship with her either, but I mean I do want the potential to be there---this meal will help.

[kerosene]

I say if you are trying to impress the girl, do something out of the ordinary. Like this. And then sear a few scallops to throw on top and drizzle a little truffle oil over it. It will taste amazing and even if she doesn't like scallops, at least you will impress her with your perceived creativity. Besides, you can always serve the orzo without the scallops if you find she is a veggie. Or do vegetarians still eat seafood? I get confused on that.

[ZenGum]

Originally Posted by classicman

Do not clean anything other than what you normally do - that would be dishonest and give a false impression of you and your habits. If she doesn't like you for who you are - move on.org

Well if that's your approach, give her a $20 and tell her to pick up the ingredients for whatever she is going to cook for you on her way over.

Bwahahahahahaha

[classicman]

Excellent Zen - that's even better! I think you're the first to get that I was joking.

[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by Flint

I Make The Best Spaghetti

I forgot to add at the end of my post "...and then freak her wild like Smoove B"

[Sundae]

Ah, if you have already mastered grilling (I agree with Jinx - it is an art subject to occasional mis-steps) then I'd go with the grilled chicken or fish, salad, bread. Easy but classy. Like me

I know people are suggesting that you impress her with the food, but if you keep it SIMPLE you will have more time for her. The simpler the meal, the more you will both enjoy it.

I'm sure you'll have a great time anyway. You already know she finds you physically attractive. She has engineered a date in your rooms. Wash your cock.

[DanaC]

Wash your cock.

Seconded.

[monster]

If you're grilling, consider presentation

(link maybe slightly nsfw)

[lookout123]

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Wash your cock.

There goes another computer monitor.

[BrianR]

Beware...women snoop.

Hide all your porn, stash the raincoats until needed and go through your medicine cabinet. No lice soap or nose hair clippers please. Go for extra cologne, combs, leave-on conditioner etc. Makes it look like you care about your appearance.

Look at your place like your mom would.

Add: lay out an artsy coffee table book and put the Executioner novels with the porn in your car truck.

[Shawnee123]

Ahem. Not all women snoop.

But, you should load the medicine cabinet with ping pong balls, just in case.