Cellar Swifties - Page 4

HungLikeJesus · 12-11-2008, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Hmmm...I can't figure out how to get the quotes from other threads (with the arrows that take you to that thread, I mean.)

Within the other thread, select the quote button for the post that you want to use. Then copy what's in the edit box and paste that into this thread.

Shawnee123 · 12-11-2008, 03:53 PM

Ohhhh. Duh to me!

fargon · 12-11-2008, 07:14 PM

I read this thread and now I want my life back. He replied sadly.

richlevy · 12-11-2008, 08:28 PM

"You're half the man I thought you were!" She said divisively.

"Working out will get you ripped in no time." He said enthusiastically.

"Can I steal a moment of your time?" She said kleptomaniacally.

Pie · 12-11-2008, 08:53 PM

"I think this chardonnay has gone to vinegar!" she whined.

Beestie · 12-12-2008, 04:43 AM

I couldn't stop laughing, cried Mitch.

I double checked it, remarked Elenore.

I can't make up my mind, she said decisively.

The situation calls for a more subtle approach, she shrieked.

If you do it right you only have to do it once, he repeated.

If only I could think, he thought.

Sundae · 12-12-2008, 05:31 AM

"I'm not sure I'm long for this world," said SG, a shade darkly.

classicman · 12-12-2008, 07:18 AM

"The sun is too bright today" he blinked.

"I don't know the answers" He said blankly.

richlevy · 12-12-2008, 07:25 PM

"I love that dress but the hem has to be lower." Sundae said longingly.

"The bureaucrats at the FCC lost my ham license and I'll have to take the test again." said TW with remorse.

"Did you know that squirrels fart?!" said LJ fervently.

BTW if you're a purist you can use "remorsefully". I like the way I phrased it better.

Shawnee123 · 12-15-2008, 03:53 PM

I like your phrase better too.

No purists here; we can take the general idea and run with it.

Sadly, my brain isn't up to making a swiftie out of any of my comments.

HungLikeJesus · 12-15-2008, 04:07 PM

I'm expanding the Swiftly method to other threads.

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

"So you do believe in evolution," HJL advanced.

Trilby · 12-15-2008, 04:25 PM

"Give me some of that," she said, bitingly.

"I could go for some cranberry juice," she said dipsomanaically.

lumberjim · 12-15-2008, 04:28 PM

"i was late this morning, and then i went back in time, and got distracted, so I was late AGAIN!", said McFly, retardily

Shawnee123 · 12-17-2008, 12:10 PM

"Zen's new game is fun," Shawnee babeled.

richlevy · 12-17-2008, 07:49 PM

"I'm not going to stand here and listen to this absurd sales pitch." Undertoad balked.

12-11-2008, 03:53 PM	#47
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Ohhhh. Duh to me! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-11-2008, 07:14 PM	#48
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	I read this thread and now I want my life back. He replied sadly. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

12-11-2008, 08:28 PM	#49
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	"You're half the man I thought you were!" She said divisively. "Working out will get you ripped in no time." He said enthusiastically. "Can I steal a moment of your time?" She said kleptomaniacally. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

12-11-2008, 08:53 PM	#50
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	"I think this chardonnay has gone to vinegar!" she whined. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

12-12-2008, 04:43 AM	#51
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	I couldn't stop laughing, cried Mitch. I double checked it, remarked Elenore. I can't make up my mind, she said decisively. The situation calls for a more subtle approach, she shrieked. If you do it right you only have to do it once, he repeated. If only I could think, he thought. __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

12-12-2008, 05:31 AM	#52
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	"I'm not sure I'm long for this world," said SG, a shade darkly.

12-12-2008, 07:18 AM	#53
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	"The sun is too bright today" he blinked. "I don't know the answers" He said blankly. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

12-12-2008, 07:25 PM	#54
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	"I love that dress but the hem has to be lower." Sundae said longingly. "The bureaucrats at the FCC lost my ham license and I'll have to take the test again." said TW with remorse. "Did you know that squirrels fart?!" said LJ fervently. BTW if you're a purist you can use "remorsefully". I like the way I phrased it better. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

12-15-2008, 03:53 PM	#55
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I like your phrase better too. No purists here; we can take the general idea and run with it. Sadly, my brain isn't up to making a swiftie out of any of my comments. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-15-2008, 04:25 PM	#57
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	"Give me some of that," she said, bitingly. "I could go for some cranberry juice," she said dipsomanaically. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-15-2008, 04:28 PM	#58
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	"i was late this morning, and then i went back in time, and got distracted, so I was late AGAIN!", said McFly, retardily __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-17-2008, 12:10 PM	#59
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	"Zen's new game is fun," Shawnee babeled. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-17-2008, 07:49 PM	#60
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	"I'm not going to stand here and listen to this absurd sales pitch." Undertoad balked. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

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