Cellar Dwellars Occupations - Page 4

capnhowdy · 01-21-2009, 06:19 PM

A retired faux artist. Now a "gentlemans gentleman" for a couple with five kids, who are both Doctors. One a surgeon, his wife an MD. I hang around their home all day and then in the evening I come back to poverty. Kinda like living a double life.

binky · 01-21-2009, 06:26 PM

Stay at home mom, formerly a paraeducator, which is fancy title for a non-teacher who works one on one with special ed kids at school.

skysidhe · 01-21-2009, 06:46 PM

I am a glorified babysitter.

Radar · 01-21-2009, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Freelance sound designer and voiceactor, mostly narration for several e-learning companies. I record in the master bedroom closet after the kids go to bed. During waking hours I'm the one in charge of keeping them alive.

I'd like to hear a sample.

Radar · 01-21-2009, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

This confused me. Your day job and your night job are the same?

Daytime = Family, wholesome, Christian entertainment.

Night = Sticky, dirty, nasty, entertainment.

I'm hoping one day to be the DJ in a strip club.

ZenGum · 01-21-2009, 07:16 PM

I am paid to subvert and undermine the hegemony of one-party rule in Communist China, by means of teaching critical thinking to international (mostly Chinese) students who want to attend university here. I spend most of my time trying to beat some grasp of English grammar into them, though. I am also overthrowing several governments in South-east Asia, and starting next week, the Arabian Peninsula.

footfootfoot · 01-21-2009, 07:33 PM

Career change: Storm clouds gathering; high seas developing; night approaching; the crew, when not threatening mutiny, is violently retching over the side, Should be good times.

Did I mention the pirates?

regular.joe · 01-21-2009, 07:48 PM

I'm a General Issue Joe. Sometimes I'm on the working end of the United States Foreign Policy.

Cicero · 01-21-2009, 07:49 PM

Oh you guys actually work? Holy Moly!! lol!

lumberjim · 01-21-2009, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by capnhowdy

A retired faux artist. Now a "gentlemans gentleman" for a couple with five kids, who are both Doctors. One a surgeon, his wife an MD. I hang around their home all day and then in the evening I come back to poverty. Kinda like living a double life.

what,...like a butler?

I'm a F&I manager at your friendly Nissan Giant.....but I think everyone knows that already.

I really want to be Tony Romo or Jason Witten, though.

Griff · 01-21-2009, 08:01 PM

Special Educator for really little people whose folks have limited means as well as a husband/dad, owner-builder, keeper of goats, and plant neglector.

jinx · 01-21-2009, 08:02 PM

Mom.

monster · 01-21-2009, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

Admin and other tasks for a score of 501c3s ...and a full time mom when I remember where I left the kids and when I can find them under the mess....

I don't do housework.

I forgot to add that it was unpaid volunteer work, but it consumes most of my day.... I'm that sort of a nerd/bossyboots...

Nirvana · 01-21-2009, 08:14 PM

Farmer corn/soybeans/mint producer/ [BEEF] club calf -show calf producer/ show dog handler/part time dog breeder. Part time veterinary beef cattle midwife

Beestie · 01-21-2009, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Radar

I'd like to hear a sample.

I did a while back. CF is very good at what she does.

01-21-2009, 06:19 PM	#46
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	A retired faux artist. Now a "gentlemans gentleman" for a couple with five kids, who are both Doctors. One a surgeon, his wife an MD. I hang around their home all day and then in the evening I come back to poverty. Kinda like living a double life. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

01-21-2009, 06:26 PM	#47
binky all hollowed out Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ridgecrest, CA Posts: 982	Stay at home mom, formerly a paraeducator, which is fancy title for a non-teacher who works one on one with special ed kids at school. __________________ The meanest Mom EVER!!!!

01-21-2009, 07:16 PM	#51
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I am paid to subvert and undermine the hegemony of one-party rule in Communist China, by means of teaching critical thinking to international (mostly Chinese) students who want to attend university here. I spend most of my time trying to beat some grasp of English grammar into them, though. I am also overthrowing several governments in South-east Asia, and starting next week, the Arabian Peninsula. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

01-21-2009, 07:33 PM	#52
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Career change: Storm clouds gathering; high seas developing; night approaching; the crew, when not threatening mutiny, is violently retching over the side, Should be good times. Did I mention the pirates? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-21-2009, 07:48 PM	#53
regular.joe Старый сержант Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women. Posts: 1,464	I'm a General Issue Joe. Sometimes I'm on the working end of the United States Foreign Policy. __________________ Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.

01-21-2009, 06:46 PM	#48
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	I am a glorified babysitter.

01-21-2009, 07:49 PM	#54
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Oh you guys actually work? Holy Moly!! lol! __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

01-21-2009, 08:01 PM	#56
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Special Educator for really little people whose folks have limited means as well as a husband/dad, owner-builder, keeper of goats, and plant neglector. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

01-21-2009, 08:02 PM	#57
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Mom. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

01-21-2009, 08:14 PM	#59
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Farmer corn/soybeans/mint producer/ [BEEF] club calf -show calf producer/ show dog handler/part time dog breeder. Part time veterinary beef cattle midwife __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

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