Stupidity at Work - Page 4

SteveDallas · 05-02-2009, 09:56 AM

Tell the truth, Bri: Did you ever say, "Wake up, Mr. Dallas. It's time for your sleeping pill!"

Trilby · 05-02-2009, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Tell the truth, Bri: Did you ever say, "Wake up, Mr. Dallas. It's time for your sleeping pill!"

well...of course I did! If I hadn't you would never had slept thru the night, which was critical. I need to have complete silence in order to play chinese checkers with the X-ray techs.

Urbane Guerrilla · 05-06-2009, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Perry Winkle

If the cellar were my job I'd be pointing at UG now.

Maybe so, but would it get you anything worth having, Perry? To be esteemed by thickheaded leftists is small honor.

However, I find on further rereading that I've made a mistake. I conflated Richlevy with xoxoBruce, who has also been throwing juvenile remarks around where I can read them. I can only say it's an easy booboo to make, as their tone and their views are similar enough to suggest they'd get along wonderfully on the same cruise ship.

toranokaze · 05-07-2009, 03:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

another goodie. Poor man's father had died at the age of 70-something. Daddy had been a smoker and heavy drinker, lover of biscuits and sausage-gravy and a hard-boiled type steel worker who caroused and partied all his life, really actually cheated death. This man, his son, came to me in tears and said, "You know who I blame for my father's death?"

Me: "Who?"

Son: "The doctors!"

was a near-perfect moment.

It is never the doctors at fault it is always The Doctor.
Death and destruction always follow that time lord.

lumberjim · 04-10-2010, 01:50 PM

[PAGE] I need two available sales personnel to the showroom. We have Guests waiting[/PAGE]

One of our sales manglers is in charge of coordinating the internet appointments and greeting customers on Saturdays. He always says, "I just wanted to make sure you were properly welcomed to our dealership" ....because he was told to make sure the customers were greeted properly. It irritates the other managers because if they've already greeted them, it's like he's saying they did it wrong.

the '2 available sales personnel' thing just irks my inner grammar nazi.

04-10-2010, 01:50 PM	#50
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	[PAGE] I need two available sales personnel to the showroom. We have Guests waiting[/PAGE] One of our sales manglers is in charge of coordinating the internet appointments and greeting customers on Saturdays. He always says, "I just wanted to make sure you were properly welcomed to our dealership" ....because he was told to make sure the customers were greeted properly. It irritates the other managers because if they've already greeted them, it's like he's saying they did it wrong. the '2 available sales personnel' thing just irks my inner grammar nazi. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-02-2009, 09:56 AM	#46
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Tell the truth, Bri: Did you ever say, "Wake up, Mr. Dallas. It's time for your sleeping pill!"

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