Do you wear shoes? - Page 4

wolf · 03-09-2011, 11:40 PM

I wear shoes. I especially wear shoes at work, where I would do so even if the nuthouse didn't insist on it. You wade through Lake Urine once and from that day forward you make sure that your shoes are water tight.

I usually wear sneakers. My current favorites are a pair of Adidas hikers, but I also have a beloved pair of Pony SkateRat shoes with an argyle design on the rubber that goes around the soles.

In the summer I wear Birkies whenever possible, clogs at work (no open toes, even if HR says it's okay, I know it's stupid. I've been peed on and stepped on too often), and sandals for the weekends.

Crimson Ghost · 03-10-2011, 02:56 AM

What kind of shoes? Wearable ones.

Do you have more than one pair of shoes? Yes. And they're two of a kind.

Do your shoes have laces or velcro or are they slip-ons? Staples

Do you call them shoes? Sometimes, but they never call back.

If you call them shoes do you specify "dress" shoes or "casual" shoes or do you call them something else entirely? I call them 'footgloves'.

How many times do you change shoes? Change them into what?

Do you walk in your shoes? They're not big enough for that.

Do you have shoes for sitting around in? Yes. Once I Fung Shui'd the innersole, it all came together.

Do you like shoes? Well, after we talked about our relationship, I feel we have a deeper understanding of each others feelings...

Are shoes your friends? I wouldn't say friends, more like acquaintances...

Can you have more than one type of shoe? Yes, I can.

Do your shoes have colors? All except the invisible ones.

Do you shoes match your pants? No, but they do look like a parrot I once saw...

Are they lovely shoes? Almost. They sent in their photos to Hustler's 'Beaver Hunt', but we're still waiting.

Can I borrow some shoes? Sure, as long as you have them home by 10. It's a school night, don'tcha know?

Did your great grandparents have shoes? Yes. Lightly toasted and served with a delicious dipping sauce.

Shawnee123 · 03-11-2011, 09:02 AM

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Do you call them shoes? Sometimes, but they never call back.

LMAO!

03-09-2011, 11:40 PM	#46
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I wear shoes. I especially wear shoes at work, where I would do so even if the nuthouse didn't insist on it. You wade through Lake Urine once and from that day forward you make sure that your shoes are water tight. I usually wear sneakers. My current favorites are a pair of Adidas hikers, but I also have a beloved pair of Pony SkateRat shoes with an argyle design on the rubber that goes around the soles. In the summer I wear Birkies whenever possible, clogs at work (no open toes, even if HR says it's okay, I know it's stupid. I've been peed on and stepped on too often), and sandals for the weekends. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-10-2011, 02:56 AM	#47
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	What kind of shoes? Wearable ones. Do you have more than one pair of shoes? Yes. And they're two of a kind. Do your shoes have laces or velcro or are they slip-ons? Staples Do you call them shoes? Sometimes, but they never call back. If you call them shoes do you specify "dress" shoes or "casual" shoes or do you call them something else entirely? I call them 'footgloves'. How many times do you change shoes? Change them into what? Do you walk in your shoes? They're not big enough for that. Do you have shoes for sitting around in? Yes. Once I Fung Shui'd the innersole, it all came together. Do you like shoes? Well, after we talked about our relationship, I feel we have a deeper understanding of each others feelings... Are shoes your friends? I wouldn't say friends, more like acquaintances... Can you have more than one type of shoe? Yes, I can. Do your shoes have colors? All except the invisible ones. Do you shoes match your pants? No, but they do look like a parrot I once saw... Are they lovely shoes? Almost. They sent in their photos to Hustler's 'Beaver Hunt', but we're still waiting. Can I borrow some shoes? Sure, as long as you have them home by 10. It's a school night, don'tcha know? Did your great grandparents have shoes? Yes. Lightly toasted and served with a delicious dipping sauce. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

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