Things not to like about dogs - Page 4

Aliantha · 09-24-2011, 05:46 PM

I love my dogs, and I'll never be without at least one, even though they sometimes fart inappropriately, or trample my vege garden just when the seedlings are coming up, or bark at other nasty dogs sniffing at their fence, or slobber on me while they're telling me how much they love me, or gently bite me when I'm playing silly rough games with them. I also love them because they protect me from anyone unannounced coming through the gate and they'll stand by me even when I'm a bitch to them because I've had a shit day.

There's no one in the world who loves me like my puppy dogs do, and that suits me. There's no one in the world who loves my puppy dogs the way I do, except maybe Max.

morethanpretty · 09-24-2011, 09:52 PM

Only thing not to like about dogs:
They don't live long enough and break our hearts when they go.

monster · 09-25-2011, 05:37 PM

Pet halloween costumes. There's another thing on the minus list. If dogs weren't so pliant or didn't exist, I bet no-one would have come up with costumes for pets. You look at a cat or guinnea pig or snake and even if the thought of a costume popped in for a second, it'd pop right back out again pronto. Screaming and looking for a place to hide.

classicman · 09-25-2011, 06:22 PM

http://cute-n-tiny.com/cute-animals/...ween-costumes/

SamIam · 09-25-2011, 08:05 PM

Wow! I wonder what drug they have those cats on to make them sit still for those costumes? I put a collar on Sylvester a while back, and he went insane trying to get it off. Finally, he resorted to hiding under the bed and mournfully meowing for hours. He won that round.

monster · 09-25-2011, 08:10 PM

But would anybody have even thought of cat costumes had they not tried dogs first?

SamIam · 09-25-2011, 08:26 PM

I'm sure the costumes began with the dogs who are so much more eager to please than cats are. Had they begun with cats, the results would have been so depressing that the costume for your pet thing would never have got off the ground (or the cat). I once got a cat to wear a Christmas bow for an entire half hour. That's my life time record to date for dressing up cats.

Nirvana · 09-25-2011, 08:32 PM

Trick or treat :P

I swear this is the only costume I have ever put on a dog.... well maybe I put antlers on Victor, yah maybe that was me...

monster · 09-25-2011, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SamIam

I'm sure the costumes began with the dogs who are so much more eager to please than cats are. Had they begun with cats, the results would have been so depressing that the costume for your pet thing would never have got off the ground (or the cat). I once got a cat to wear a Christmas bow for an entire half hour. That's my life time record to date for dressing up cats.

exactlt my point -dogs are wholly responsible for this nightmare

Undertoad · 09-25-2011, 11:34 PM

Burn! Good find Moar.

monster · 09-27-2011, 07:18 AM

yeah I don't see cats herding cattle so much.....

....so dogs are also responsible for McDonalds......

infinite monkey · 09-27-2011, 07:28 AM

Cats should be seen and not herd.

SamIam · 09-27-2011, 08:48 AM

I about spit my coffee all over the screen! Good one, IM! No doubt a herd of prime mousers like that will bring top price when they finally get to market about 10 years from now.

classicman · 09-29-2011, 11:26 PM

Butt but butt even Monkeys love dogs

Pico and ME · 09-30-2011, 05:06 PM

Im ready to go all

soon, but...

Nirvana, Ive been trying but I still cant figure out what your little chihuahua is supposed to be? And how does it ignore the cookie and marshmallows on its head?!? She is being really cool about it.

09-24-2011, 05:46 PM	#1
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I love my dogs, and I'll never be without at least one, even though they sometimes fart inappropriately, or trample my vege garden just when the seedlings are coming up, or bark at other nasty dogs sniffing at their fence, or slobber on me while they're telling me how much they love me, or gently bite me when I'm playing silly rough games with them. I also love them because they protect me from anyone unannounced coming through the gate and they'll stand by me even when I'm a bitch to them because I've had a shit day. There's no one in the world who loves me like my puppy dogs do, and that suits me. There's no one in the world who loves my puppy dogs the way I do, except maybe Max. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

09-24-2011, 09:52 PM	#2
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	Only thing not to like about dogs: They don't live long enough and break our hearts when they go. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

09-25-2011, 05:37 PM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Pet halloween costumes. There's another thing on the minus list. If dogs weren't so pliant or didn't exist, I bet no-one would have come up with costumes for pets. You look at a cat or guinnea pig or snake and even if the thought of a costume popped in for a second, it'd pop right back out again pronto. Screaming and looking for a place to hide. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-25-2011, 06:22 PM	#4
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	http://cute-n-tiny.com/cute-animals/...ween-costumes/ __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

09-25-2011, 08:10 PM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	But would anybody have even thought of cat costumes had they not tried dogs first? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-25-2011, 08:05 PM	#5
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	Wow! I wonder what drug they have those cats on to make them sit still for those costumes? I put a collar on Sylvester a while back, and he went insane trying to get it off. Finally, he resorted to hiding under the bed and mournfully meowing for hours. He won that round.

09-25-2011, 08:26 PM	#7
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	I'm sure the costumes began with the dogs who are so much more eager to please than cats are. Had they begun with cats, the results would have been so depressing that the costume for your pet thing would never have got off the ground (or the cat). I once got a cat to wear a Christmas bow for an entire half hour. That's my life time record to date for dressing up cats.

09-25-2011, 08:32 PM	#8
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Trick or treat :P I swear this is the only costume I have ever put on a dog.... well maybe I put antlers on Victor, yah maybe that was me... Attached Images __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

09-25-2011, 11:34 PM	#10
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Burn! Good find Moar.

09-27-2011, 07:18 AM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	yeah I don't see cats herding cattle so much..... ....so dogs are also responsible for McDonalds...... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-27-2011, 07:28 AM	#12
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Cats should be seen and not herd.

09-27-2011, 08:48 AM	#13
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	I about spit my coffee all over the screen! Good one, IM! No doubt a herd of prime mousers like that will bring top price when they finally get to market about 10 years from now.

09-29-2011, 11:26 PM	#14
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Butt but butt even Monkeys love dogs Attached Images __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

09-30-2011, 05:06 PM	#15
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	Im ready to go all soon, but... Nirvana, Ive been trying but I still cant figure out what your little chihuahua is supposed to be? And how does it ignore the cookie and marshmallows on its head?!? She is being really cool about it. __________________ Jesse LaGreca in 2012 “Seven Deadly Sins: Wealth without work, Pleasure without conscience, Science without humanity, Knowledge without character, Politics without principle, Commerce without morality, Worship without sacrifice.” – Mahatma Gandhi

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