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infinite monkey · 11-10-2011, 01:42 PM

If someone steps in a pile of shit, do the Shitmen AFS 360 (American Federation of Shitmen) qualify for Shitman's Comp?

kerosene · 11-10-2011, 02:54 PM

only if they fill out the proper bullshit forms.

infinite monkey · 11-10-2011, 02:58 PM

In shitlicate.

Sundae · 11-10-2011, 03:02 PM

^FTW^

jimhelm · 11-10-2011, 03:13 PM

I lolled

infinite monkey · 11-10-2011, 04:31 PM

The Shitman Cometh.

What a mess!

Gravdigr · 11-10-2011, 04:32 PM

I'd chime in here, but, I don't know shit from Shinola.

BigV · 11-10-2011, 05:31 PM

Protip: One is on the tops of your boots...

ZenGum · 11-11-2011, 02:01 AM

... and the other is on the bottom ... but which?

The group of Shitmen are about to head out on their regualr shit-related duties, when the fore-shit-man's phone rings.

"Shit head here" he says. A pause. "Uh-huh ... yeah ... oh, wow ... really? Text me the location. We'll be there in ten." He loks back at the group.

"Big trouble, shitmen. To the shit-mobile! Shitmen AWAY!"

"SHITMEN AWAY!" the crew chorus in response as they leap onto the shitmobile.

Spexxvet · 11-11-2011, 10:26 AM

Shitmen is an old Jewish family name. "Dr. Shitmen, meet Dr. Assmann" (I truly know an Assmann family)

jimhelm · 11-11-2011, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

... and the other is on the bottom ... but which?

The group of Shitmen are about to head out on their regualr shit-related duties, when the fore-shit-man's phone rings.

"Shit head here" he says. A pause. "Uh-huh ... yeah ... oh, wow ... really? Text me the location. We'll be there in ten." He loks back at the group.

"Big trouble, shitmen. To the shit-mobile! Shitmen AWAY!"

"SHITMEN AWAY!" the crew chorus in response as they leap onto the shitmobile.

The Shitmobile leaves skid marks as it plunges away from the curb. Weaving in and out of traffic, the brown light on the roof flashing, and a long low fart sound siren blaring, the Shitmobile runs toward the scene of the emergency call....

infinite monkey · 11-11-2011, 10:35 AM

The shitmobile, an old faithful yet rather crappy vehicle, groaned as the shit head tried to start it. Various shitmen leapt into action, pushing and grunting, so that the Shit Head could start the vehicle with a pop of the old clutch.

There was something in the air that day. Shit Head's assistant, Shit Head No. 2, glanced back at the crew and smiled slightly. It was good work they were doing, honest work. He couldn't imagine working with a better pile of shitmen.

infinite monkey · 11-11-2011, 10:36 AM

Hahahahaa...sorry jim, synchronized posting. I like the way this is going: it's like a "choose your own story" game!

jimhelm · 11-11-2011, 10:39 AM

and lots of shitty puns to be made!

ZenGum · 11-11-2011, 05:49 PM

"What is it, boss?" the number two yelled over the fart-siren.

"There's a shit stuck up a tree, and can't get down. Old lady McFeces is terribly upset. We have to rescue it."

11-10-2011, 03:02 PM	#49
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	^FTW^ __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-10-2011, 03:13 PM	#50
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	I lolled __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

11-10-2011, 04:32 PM	#52
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I'd chime in here, but, I don't know shit from Shinola. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-10-2011, 05:31 PM	#53
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Protip: One is on the tops of your boots... __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

11-11-2011, 02:01 AM	#54
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	... and the other is on the bottom ... but which? The group of Shitmen are about to head out on their regualr shit-related duties, when the fore-shit-man's phone rings. "Shit head here" he says. A pause. "Uh-huh ... yeah ... oh, wow ... really? Text me the location. We'll be there in ten." He loks back at the group. "Big trouble, shitmen. To the shit-mobile! Shitmen AWAY!" "SHITMEN AWAY!" the crew chorus in response as they leap onto the shitmobile. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-10-2011, 01:42 PM	#46
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	If someone steps in a pile of shit, do the Shitmen AFS 360 (American Federation of Shitmen) qualify for Shitman's Comp?

11-10-2011, 02:54 PM	#47
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	only if they fill out the proper bullshit forms.

11-10-2011, 02:58 PM	#48
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	In shitlicate.

11-10-2011, 04:31 PM	#51
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	The Shitman Cometh. What a mess!

11-11-2011, 10:26 AM	#55
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Shitmen is an old Jewish family name. "Dr. Shitmen, meet Dr. Assmann" (I truly know an Assmann family) __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

11-11-2011, 10:35 AM	#57
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	The shitmobile, an old faithful yet rather crappy vehicle, groaned as the shit head tried to start it. Various shitmen leapt into action, pushing and grunting, so that the Shit Head could start the vehicle with a pop of the old clutch. There was something in the air that day. Shit Head's assistant, Shit Head No. 2, glanced back at the crew and smiled slightly. It was good work they were doing, honest work. He couldn't imagine working with a better pile of shitmen.

11-11-2011, 10:36 AM	#58
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Hahahahaa...sorry jim, synchronized posting. I like the way this is going: it's like a "choose your own story" game!

11-11-2011, 10:39 AM	#59
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	and lots of shitty puns to be made! __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

11-11-2011, 05:49 PM	#60
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	"What is it, boss?" the number two yelled over the fart-siren. "There's a shit stuck up a tree, and can't get down. Old lady McFeces is terribly upset. We have to rescue it." __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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