Dweller NSFW 2013 - Page 4

orthodoc · 02-26-2013, 03:50 AM

Sorry, tmi!
But there's no logic to what stays or goes. One small thing working in my favor so far ... the hair on my head is starting to grow back! Just baby fuzz so far but definitely there. Nothing else growing back yet, though. No need to shave legs, hooray!

Big Sarge · 02-26-2013, 04:48 AM

Hmmm, I wonder what size bra I would wear??? I think I have the biggest boobs in the cellar.

Trilby · 02-26-2013, 09:27 AM

What I could never figure was the pics of these cancer patients with lush eyelashes and brows and perfectly shaped bald heads. I lost ALL my hair---every fucking bit. lashes, brows, head, arms, legs, EVERY LAST ONE. I got to wondering: how did those ladies keep their luscious lashes and brows and smile with lipstick on when i was dying on the couch? never did get it.

orthodoc · 02-26-2013, 10:05 AM

And their fingernails? My nails are killing me - they're all half-detached and every time I bump one on something it just about sends me through the ceiling. Like having something jabbed under your nail into your nailbed multiple times daily. Band-Aids don't work.

Yeah, these ladies with the lush eyebrows and lashes ... models wearing bald caps, that's what I say. I don't see ANY women like that around the clinic here.

morethanpretty · 02-26-2013, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by orthodoc

Shave the wisps (rock the Bruce Willis look) and get a woman to show you how to carefully draw on eyebrows - two-step process and short strokes, not a long line. Youtube has videos for this as for everything ... just a thought. Anything that helps make the person in the mirror more recognizable is a good thing. Trilby's right, body image is important to all of us.

You might feel a little silly, but you could try going to the makeup counter at one of the department stores. For women, they often give free makeovers and I bet they would be more than happy to help you figure out eyebrows and such. Especially after you explain the situation (that is if you want to explain it). I know one woman who'd be first in line for you, she's just across the pond, but, if there is one, there are others.

Sundae · 02-26-2013, 11:11 AM

Sarge, that's a harsh side effect.
But a useful one, surely? If I was losing hair from my head by the handful I admit it would affect my sense of worth as a woman. But losing body fur... in a swampy climate... not so bad?

Okay, it probably is.
Fuck all types of illness. Sorry baba.

Re bra size; nothing wrong with a big man having some extra flesh on top.
They're NOT titties and you are still all man.
If'n you want to lose weight then you do it for yourself.

Any woman worth your spit should be looking at the strong, dedicated, decent man you are. If she wants Christian Bale then she should bugger off and try her luck with him.

Big Sarge · 02-26-2013, 11:27 AM

Thanks ya'll. I was having a little pity party. I'm over it. Now I'm going to work on trying to drop some weight and build up some self esteem.

DanaC · 02-26-2013, 12:34 PM

Incidentally, I'd say 80% of the men I've fancied or had crushes on have been towards the balder end of the spectrum.

A receding hairline or shaved close head is waaaay sexier than a full head of hair.

Big Sarge · 02-26-2013, 12:47 PM

really????? i think i just look sick and old

DanaC · 02-26-2013, 12:53 PM

I don't think you do. There's a base line strength that comes through. You may feel sick and old, but you don't look it.

Also...accepting that there are degrees of decline, there's something kind of sexy about a strong man softened some by age. It's all very well these young turks (yes I know that's not very pc ;p) waving their dicks about and showing off their mad skillz, but tempered strength and a lived in face are so much more attractive.

Clodfobble · 02-27-2013, 09:00 AM

Men with higher levels of testosterone go bald sooner. Also, they have bigger testicles.

Sundae · 02-27-2013, 09:39 AM

Vitamin C.
You needz it.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-27-2013, 11:37 AM

Vitamin C = sunshine. That will sure brighten the day.

Big Sarge · 02-27-2013, 11:40 AM

I could suck on that orange all day

Sundae · 03-11-2013, 09:56 AM

For Sarge.
Because the damned phone cut off our convo.

Couldn't get a good picture of my whole rack.
Losing weight has sorry side effects when you're 40.

02-26-2013, 03:50 AM	#46
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Sorry, tmi! But there's no logic to what stays or goes. One small thing working in my favor so far ... the hair on my head is starting to grow back! Just baby fuzz so far but definitely there. Nothing else growing back yet, though. No need to shave legs, hooray! __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

02-26-2013, 04:48 AM	#47
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Hmmm, I wonder what size bra I would wear??? I think I have the biggest boobs in the cellar. __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

02-26-2013, 09:27 AM	#48
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	What I could never figure was the pics of these cancer patients with lush eyelashes and brows and perfectly shaped bald heads. I lost ALL my hair---every fucking bit. lashes, brows, head, arms, legs, EVERY LAST ONE. I got to wondering: how did those ladies keep their luscious lashes and brows and smile with lipstick on when i was dying on the couch? never did get it. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

02-26-2013, 10:05 AM	#49
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	And their fingernails? My nails are killing me - they're all half-detached and every time I bump one on something it just about sends me through the ceiling. Like having something jabbed under your nail into your nailbed multiple times daily. Band-Aids don't work. Yeah, these ladies with the lush eyebrows and lashes ... models wearing bald caps, that's what I say. I don't see ANY women like that around the clinic here. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

02-26-2013, 11:11 AM	#51
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Sarge, that's a harsh side effect. But a useful one, surely? If I was losing hair from my head by the handful I admit it would affect my sense of worth as a woman. But losing body fur... in a swampy climate... not so bad? Okay, it probably is. Fuck all types of illness. Sorry baba. Re bra size; nothing wrong with a big man having some extra flesh on top. They're NOT titties and you are still all man. If'n you want to lose weight then you do it for yourself. Any woman worth your spit should be looking at the strong, dedicated, decent man you are. If she wants Christian Bale then she should bugger off and try her luck with him. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac Last edited by Sundae; 02-26-2013 at 11:18 AM.

02-26-2013, 11:27 AM	#52
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Thanks ya'll. I was having a little pity party. I'm over it. Now I'm going to work on trying to drop some weight and build up some self esteem. __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

02-26-2013, 12:47 PM	#54
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	really????? i think i just look sick and old __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

02-27-2013, 09:00 AM	#56
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Men with higher levels of testosterone go bald sooner. Also, they have bigger testicles. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

02-27-2013, 09:39 AM	#57
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Vitamin C. You needz it. Attached Images __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

02-27-2013, 11:37 AM	#58
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Vitamin C = sunshine. That will sure brighten the day. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-27-2013, 11:40 AM	#59
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	I could suck on that orange all day __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

03-11-2013, 09:56 AM	#60
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	For Sarge. Because the damned phone cut off our convo. Couldn't get a good picture of my whole rack. Losing weight has sorry side effects when you're 40. Attached Images __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

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