Lumberjim...I need helmet source recommendations for guys with big heads - Page 4

Gravdigr · 09-26-2015, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Just goes to prove that guys aren't actually all that picky. "Hot dog in a hallway" is almost as common an insult category as the "pencil dick" theme, but admit you have one and all of a sudden it's, "oh my god that's so hot."

What guy says, "Actually, my penis is really small," and all the women start fawning? Doesn't happen. All a woman has to do is begin to describe their body--in whatever terms they want--and the men immediately respond that it just so happens to be their favorite kind.

It's kinda like the thing that Ron White talks about with boobs:

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It could be some dried up old biker gal with wrinkly sagging boobs and she could say "Ya wanna see mah titties?" And all guys are like "Well...uh...er..Yeah." If you've seen one titty, you pretty much wanna see the rest of them.

Only it's more like:

Guy: I sure do wish I had a little pussy.

Gal: Me too. Mine's big as a hat. Ya want some of it?

Guy: Well...uh...er...Yeah. That's my favorite kind.

Undertoad · 09-26-2015, 12:21 PM

Every female in the tribe must get pregnant. Very important.

Elspode · 09-29-2015, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

Every female in the tribe must get pregnant. Very important.

Yes...and by *me*. That's why it's important.

lumberjim · 09-26-2015, 01:20 PM

Gravdigr · 09-26-2015, 02:02 PM

Is it just me, or, has this thread drifted?

Elspode · 09-29-2015, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Is it just me, or, has this thread drifted?

You *have* been on The Cellar before, right?

DanaC · 09-26-2015, 03:23 PM

Less drifted, more adrift.

monster · 09-26-2015, 05:23 PM

Is this the awkward moment when lumberjim admits to photoshopping all of his pictures because he is actually looks like this:

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lumberjim · 09-26-2015, 06:14 PM

So, Pat. Did you get a Helmet?

xoxoxoBruce · 09-27-2015, 02:27 AM

Since my hats are all one-size-fits-most, adjustable trash, I did the tape measure and got 23" even. Then I remembered my official National Park Service Ranger Hat, from the genuine National Park Service Ranger Hat store, fitted by a genuine National Park Service Ranger Hat salesman, and that's 7 1/8. That doesn't jibe with the chart. Jim, what did you measure with the tape?

Sundae · 09-27-2015, 03:37 AM

Men.
You meet a woman who can pick up a magnum of champagne with her nunny. But you always suspect there's another one out there who can actually get the cork out.

DanaC · 09-27-2015, 04:34 AM

Hahahahahahahaha. Oh God, that's classic Sundae.

lumberjim · 09-27-2015, 07:52 AM

I measure 24 3/4 - 7/8... So I'm at the top edge of XXL. I did have to work the padding at the front of my half helmet a little with a a balpene hammer to get the fit just right.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-27-2015, 01:58 PM

That sure beats modifying your head, with a hammer or the road. you be smarter than the average bear.

monster · 09-27-2015, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

you be smrter than the average bear.

ftfy

09-26-2015, 01:20 PM	#4
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09-26-2015, 05:23 PM	#8
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09-26-2015, 06:14 PM	#9
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	So, Pat. Did you get a Helmet? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-27-2015, 02:27 AM	#10
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Since my hats are all one-size-fits-most, adjustable trash, I did the tape measure and got 23" even. Then I remembered my official National Park Service Ranger Hat, from the genuine National Park Service Ranger Hat store, fitted by a genuine National Park Service Ranger Hat salesman, and that's 7 1/8. That doesn't jibe with the chart. Jim, what did you measure with the tape? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-26-2015, 12:21 PM	#2
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Every female in the tribe must get pregnant. Very important.

09-27-2015, 03:37 AM	#11
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Men. You meet a woman who can pick up a magnum of champagne with her nunny. But you always suspect there's another one out there who can actually get the cork out. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-27-2015, 07:52 AM	#13
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I measure 24 3/4 - 7/8... So I'm at the top edge of XXL. I did have to work the padding at the front of my half helmet a little with a a balpene hammer to get the fit just right. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-27-2015, 01:58 PM	#14
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That sure beats modifying your head, with a hammer or the road. you be smarter than the average bear. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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