Stand up or GTFO. - Page 4

Gravdigr · 09-02-2016, 09:26 AM

I bet an armadillo wouldn't bounce for shit.

I just had a visual of a Harlem Globetrotter, footing his way across the border, dribbling an armadillo.

ETA: It was Curly from the cartoon Globetrotters, btw.

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Flint · 09-02-2016, 02:35 PM

Football is dumb.

Clodfobble · 09-02-2016, 02:40 PM

YOU'RE DUMB.

Also, hey there Flint.

lumberjim · 09-02-2016, 03:55 PM

He knelt on the sideline last night apparently.

classicman · 09-02-2016, 03:58 PM

He's a douchebag. He's got the "right" to do this. He's a douchebag. He's got the "right" to do this. He's a douchebag. He's got the "right" to do this. He's a douchebag. He's got the "right" to do this. He's a douchebag. He's got the "right" to do this. He's a douchebag. He's got the "right" to do this. He's a douchebag. He's got the "right" to do this. He's a douchebag. He's got the "right" to do this.

That's the conversation he started. FTR - He's a douche in my book. He did this because he sucks and was probably going to get cut. Because of that he can now claim he too is oppressed by the white devil - Chip Kelly.

Flint · 09-02-2016, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

YOU'RE DUMB.

Also, hey there Flint.

Your FACE is dumb. Hi.

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

He knelt on the sideline last night apparently.

Your MOM knelt on the sideline last night apparently.

lumberjim · 09-02-2016, 07:42 PM

There's no comeback for a remark like that. None that don't make you sound douchy.

So I wrote a haiku instead

Flint is like a bird
Flies over, shits on our heads
Then he flies away

footfootfoot · 09-02-2016, 08:07 PM

very zen, Jim

tw · 09-03-2016, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

Your FACE is dumb. Hi.

A face that is dumb is also called a poker face.

henry quirk · 09-03-2016, 10:43 AM

All I wanna know: why does anyone give a flip if this guys stands, sits, or lies (or is it lays?) down?

He's 'entitled to his opinion', he's not breakin' the law, so what's the big deal?

I'll worry about what he thnks, says, or does when he can take money out of my pocket, food off my table, or shingles off the roof over my head.

So, again, why give a flip?

xoxoxoBruce · 09-03-2016, 11:23 AM

Because everything about football is blown way out of proportion. A bunch of billionaires hiring millionaires to bleed the taxpayers for more money.

henry quirk · 09-03-2016, 12:14 PM

Color me stupid: not seein' the connection between the real problem of bloated ticks and the faux problem of a mouthy, self-important schnook.

sexobon · 09-03-2016, 02:35 PM

henry quirk

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(Just kidding henry, adding some color to an old phrase.)

henry quirk · 09-04-2016, 11:53 AM

I always thought stupid was green...I done learnt me sumthin'.

footfootfoot · 09-04-2016, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by henry quirk

Color me stupid: not seein' the connection between the real problem of bloated ticks and the faux problem of a mouthy, self-important schnook.

Schnook! It's been at least 40 years since I've heard or read that word. I love it! Reminds me of my childhood. I grew up in a relatively Jewish neighborhood.

09-02-2016, 09:26 AM	#46
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I bet an armadillo wouldn't bounce for shit. I just had a visual of a Harlem Globetrotter, footing his way across the border, dribbling an armadillo. ETA: It was Curly from the cartoon Globetrotters, btw. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-02-2016, 02:35 PM	#47
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Football is dumb. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

09-02-2016, 02:40 PM	#48
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	YOU'RE DUMB. Also, hey there Flint. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

09-02-2016, 03:55 PM	#49
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	He knelt on the sideline last night apparently. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-02-2016, 03:58 PM	#50
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	He's a douchebag. He's got the "right" to do this. He's a douchebag. He's got the "right" to do this. He's a douchebag. He's got the "right" to do this. He's a douchebag. He's got the "right" to do this. He's a douchebag. He's got the "right" to do this. He's a douchebag. He's got the "right" to do this. He's a douchebag. He's got the "right" to do this. He's a douchebag. He's got the "right" to do this. That's the conversation he started. FTR - He's a douche in my book. He did this because he sucks and was probably going to get cut. Because of that he can now claim he too is oppressed by the white devil - Chip Kelly. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

09-02-2016, 07:42 PM	#52
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	There's no comeback for a remark like that. None that don't make you sound douchy. So I wrote a haiku instead Flint is like a bird Flies over, shits on our heads Then he flies away __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-02-2016, 08:07 PM	#53
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	very zen, Jim __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-03-2016, 10:43 AM	#55
henry quirk maskless: yesterday, today, tomorrow Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,162	All I wanna know: why does anyone give a flip if this guys stands, sits, or lies (or is it lays?) down? He's 'entitled to his opinion', he's not breakin' the law, so what's the big deal? I'll worry about what he thnks, says, or does when he can take money out of my pocket, food off my table, or shingles off the roof over my head. So, again, why give a flip?

09-03-2016, 11:23 AM	#56
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Because everything about football is blown way out of proportion. A bunch of billionaires hiring millionaires to bleed the taxpayers for more money. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-03-2016, 12:14 PM	#57
henry quirk maskless: yesterday, today, tomorrow Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,162	Color me stupid: not seein' the connection between the real problem of bloated ticks and the faux problem of a mouthy, self-important schnook.

09-03-2016, 02:35 PM	#58
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	henry quirk (Just kidding henry, adding some color to an old phrase.)

09-04-2016, 11:53 AM	#59
henry quirk maskless: yesterday, today, tomorrow Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,162	I always thought stupid was green...I done learnt me sumthin'.

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