4/3/2004: Stomach full o' coin

[wolf]

He must have moved to Pittsburgh from somewhere else. You know, like civilization?

[jdbutler]

Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
You have underwear?

Yes, all Pittsburghers are issued one pair for life, with Steeler logo of course... Istruction tag reads "Do not clean...ever. Wearing istructions; Brown in back, yellow in front." As to Woofies suppository that I must have moved here from another civilization, I was going to reply "Yes, from the hairy cavern of Uranus", but decided against it because it was a crappy remark and that kind of shit wouldn't be passed along by the anal retentive in the crowd.:beer

[Undertoad]

I'm surprised that with the Iron City Beer it isn't brown in front too.

[jdbutler]

Originally posted by Undertoad
I'm surprised that with the Iron City Beer it isn't brown in front too.

I surmise you have tasted it too! Terrible beer, correctly referred to as Iron Shitty by the locals. It will have you begging the Lord for sobriety and Tylenol the following morning. Rolling Rock ain't bad, but most of us' Yinzer's prefer Coors or Bud, along with the mandatory shot on the side.

[Clodfobble]

As to Woofies suppository that I must have moved here from another civilization,

Whoa there.

Big difference between a supposition and a suppository, man.

BIG difference.

[xoxoxoBruce]

That's why they're "brown in the back".

[jdbutler]

Originally posted by Clodfobble
As to Woofies suppository that I must have moved here from another civilization,

Whoa there.

Big difference between a supposition and a suppository, man.

BIG difference.

Extremely perceptive of you!

Please remind me to pitch my Dan Quayle Remedial Spelling Book at the next trash pick-up.

[lumberjim]

inuendo: (def) an Italian suppository.

[novice]

Butt off course it is

[jdbutler]

Originally posted by lumberjim
inuendo: (def) an Italian suppository.

Good one!


The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition: I would spell your word inuend-OH!

This could be a new thread for all of the sicko's: Such as:

“Afropros”: Anything relevant to the black community.

“Alcoholyc” - A drunken man of the cloth.

“Arnold Schwanzenegger”: The well-hung, male porn star that lost the California governors race.

“Au Bone Pain” The café of choice for overworked porn stars, chiropractors, and those afflicted with osteopornosis.

"Osteopornosis": A degenerate disease, usually found in teenage boys, characterized by a stiffening of the bone.

“Aunticipation”: What you experience when you are getting frisky and inebriated with your mother’s sister.

“Asspoles”: Polish Assholes.

"Battoo" - Those hideous colored markings left on your skin after being beaten with a Louisville Slugger.

“Bleat their meat”: What lonely shepherds do for fun. (Baaad!)

C'mon guys, send those submissions in!!!

Most creative submission receives a trip to England to witness the “Crap Circles”: (The mysterious markings left in fields by terrified UFO abductees) , a book of “Early English Cliterature”: (Soft porn of the Middle Ages), and an overnight frolic with a
“Krakoe” (A drug addicted prostitute from a city in Southern Poland).

Do not suffer from a “Wimpulse” ( A sudden inclination to act spinelessly), send in your contributions! Beware of the Woofie though, she shoots punsters on sight. Have Fun...

[chrisinhouston]

Here's another image for IOTD in the "stranger then life X-ray" department!

"A Los Angeles construction worker who had six nails driven into his head in an accident with a high-powered nail gun is expected to make a full recovery, doctors said."

[chrisinhouston]

Let me try that as a gif.

[Happy Monkey]

Brains are wierd.

[Pi]

Well I find it a kind of strange to see so many nails pumped in that guy's hand in so different directions. He shouldn't have poured coffee over the Don's suit...