Bush, Communism, and the County Dem headquarters

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These are from Bradford County, pre-election. What started out as a joke within our gunslanging group turned into a real eye-opener in this area.

The missions went like this:

Look for the most visible location or the most potentially irritating location, and put the biggest FING Bush sign you can there. Planting a sign with direct lighting on it earns bonus points. Four by eight signs are obviously better.

All missions start after 10pm but preferably after midnight.

So, people are driving down the street on the way home from bible study -- no signs. When they woke up the following day -- BIG signs all over the FING place.

These big signs were popping up all over town and country. There was a lame effort from the opposition to plant their own signs, but they couldnt get the big signs and their little signs ended up vanishing in very large numbers. We also had people watching our signs because....we own the night.

The two below are some of the best; right across the street from the Dem county headquarters. The adjoining neighbor is also filing a suit against these ...people....for damage done by cars tearing up the lawn while getting in and out of the Kerry HQ parking spaces.

This was the most fun I have ever had at a job that doesnt pay money.