What's mildly amusing you today? - Page 40

Shawnee123 · 03-07-2011, 01:41 PM

I'm just envisioning this. Funny.

ZenGum · 03-07-2011, 09:31 PM

Make sure they fax it on blue paper so you can tell it is a return.

ZenGum · 03-08-2011, 07:07 PM

Today's mild amusement is brought to you by Wacky Students Inc.

A reasonably intelligent young lass attended one of my seminars, and hung around afterwards to ask a couple of sensible questions. She was sensibly dressed and wearing glasses. Glasses with chunky white plastic frames. And no lenses whatsoever. Nothing. Her eyesight is fine, she told me.

Whatever. Twit.

plthijinx · 03-08-2011, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

Today's mild amusement is brought to you by Wacky Students Inc.

A reasonably intelligent young lass attended one of my seminars, and hung around afterwards to ask a couple of sensible questions. She was sensibly dressed and wearing glasses. Glasses with chunky white plastic frames. And no lenses whatsoever. Nothing. Her eyesight is fine, she told me.

Whatever. Twit.

that appears to be the new "fad". i;ve seen that more than once in the last few months at the track. even found a few pair lost out on the track. makes no sense to me. like leaving the tags and stickers on your new hat minnie pearl style.

ZenGum · 03-08-2011, 09:14 PM

I guess the idea is to exploit people's assumptions that people with glasses are smarter. It can work, until we see you're wearing fake glasses.

then you look teh stoopit.

monster · 03-12-2011, 09:41 AM

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skysidhe · 03-12-2011, 03:21 PM

While walking outside to my car, I saw my car door ajar, my glove box open, and my coins missing from the catch all. I guess I left the door unlocked at some point.

Amusing, is if whoever had been more methodical, the person would have found a $10 dollar Starbucks gift card in my ashtray. Amateur

Griff · 03-13-2011, 07:17 AM

Ha!

I was at an art show with Lil' Pete yesterday and this teenage boy tripped and almost took a header because he was starring at Lil' instead of looking where he was going. I remember being a teenage guy ... it was damn hard to focus.

footfootfoot · 03-13-2011, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Griff

Ha!

I was at an art show with Lil' Pete yesterday and this teenage boy tripped and almost took a header because he was starring at Lil' instead of looking where he was going. I remember being a teenage guy ... it was damn hard to focus.

Clodfobble · 03-13-2011, 04:25 PM

There is apparently a new rule in place at my grocery store. Today, behind the various deli, fish and meat counters, all of the bearded gentlemen were wearing a second hairnet strung around their entire jaw. Even the guy with just a few days' stubble had one on. It was pretty silly looking.

zippyt · 03-13-2011, 05:22 PM

And feels Worse Clodd ,
Its a Food safety thing
I have to wear Beard Nets in Food Plants All the time ,

HungLikeJesus · 03-13-2011, 06:27 PM

It's even worse at the nudist grocery.

footfootfoot · 03-14-2011, 03:01 PM

be glad you're not there when they make the doughnuts

Shawnee123 · 03-16-2011, 11:17 AM

A man robbed a bank downtown then hopped the RTA bus for a getaway. He was busted right in front of my building.

With all that cash he could have afforded a cab.

infinite monkey · 03-17-2011, 07:53 AM

This Sports Illustrated slide-show of misspelled jerseys cracked me up. I can almost understand some of the names, but the cities and team names? West Virgina? Angees? Torotno?

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mul...content.1.html

I played on a company softball team and our company logo had words around it in a circle (dependability, service, something something.) The logo went on our shirts and the dumbest guy in the business pointed out at our first game that they spelled it "sercice." I was so proud of him! I hadn't even noticed yet.

03-07-2011, 01:41 PM	#1
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I'm just envisioning this. Funny. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-07-2011, 09:31 PM	#2
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Make sure they fax it on blue paper so you can tell it is a return. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-08-2011, 07:07 PM	#3
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Today's mild amusement is brought to you by Wacky Students Inc. A reasonably intelligent young lass attended one of my seminars, and hung around afterwards to ask a couple of sensible questions. She was sensibly dressed and wearing glasses. Glasses with chunky white plastic frames. And no lenses whatsoever. Nothing. Her eyesight is fine, she told me. Whatever. Twit. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-08-2011, 09:14 PM	#5
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I guess the idea is to exploit people's assumptions that people with glasses are smarter. It can work, until we see you're wearing fake glasses. then you look teh stoopit. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-13-2011, 07:17 AM	#8
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Ha! I was at an art show with Lil' Pete yesterday and this teenage boy tripped and almost took a header because he was starring at Lil' instead of looking where he was going. I remember being a teenage guy ... it was damn hard to focus. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-12-2011, 03:21 PM	#7
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	While walking outside to my car, I saw my car door ajar, my glove box open, and my coins missing from the catch all. I guess I left the door unlocked at some point. Amusing, is if whoever had been more methodical, the person would have found a $10 dollar Starbucks gift card in my ashtray. Amateur

03-13-2011, 04:25 PM	#10
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	There is apparently a new rule in place at my grocery store. Today, behind the various deli, fish and meat counters, all of the bearded gentlemen were wearing a second hairnet strung around their entire jaw. Even the guy with just a few days' stubble had one on. It was pretty silly looking. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

03-13-2011, 05:22 PM	#11
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	And feels Worse Clodd , Its a Food safety thing I have to wear Beard Nets in Food Plants All the time , __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

03-13-2011, 06:27 PM	#12
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	It's even worse at the nudist grocery. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

03-14-2011, 03:01 PM	#13
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	be glad you're not there when they make the doughnuts __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

03-16-2011, 11:17 AM	#14
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	A man robbed a bank downtown then hopped the RTA bus for a getaway. He was busted right in front of my building. With all that cash he could have afforded a cab. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-17-2011, 07:53 AM	#15
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	This Sports Illustrated slide-show of misspelled jerseys cracked me up. I can almost understand some of the names, but the cities and team names? West Virgina? Angees? Torotno? http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mul...content.1.html I played on a company softball team and our company logo had words around it in a circle (dependability, service, something something.) The logo went on our shirts and the dumbest guy in the business pointed out at our first game that they spelled it "sercice." I was so proud of him! I hadn't even noticed yet.

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